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Funniest Simpson's line ever

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Homer: "Hey Free Health Care <gets hit by a car>"
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Ralph: "And then the doctor said BOTH my eyes were lazy."
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R. Wolfcastle: "Arrrgh my eyes! The Googles do Nothing!"
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Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding...
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Homer singing to the tune of Flintstones:
Simpson, Homer Simpson, He's the greatest guy in history
From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chesnut tree AAAARRGG!!!
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Homer: Canada? Why are leaving America for America Junior?
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Edna(I think?) "Don't worry Abe, I'll always remember you as the guy without a car."

Abe: "We're the baddest boys in our age bracket!"
Go, tell the Spartans, stranger passing by,
That here, obedient to their laws, we lie.
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Homer: Its called, No TV and No Beer make Homer go somthing somthing...
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer:Don't MIND IF I DO! PWAJAJAALGG(Or however one would spell the random yelling things he does)

Simpsons Hallowean Special


However the gogles one gets my vote

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Bart: Dad! you killed the zombie Flanders!
Homer: He was a zombie?
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Homer: "hmmm, unprocessed fishsticks..."
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Ralph: "the leprichon tells me to burn things!"
if you always do what you always did you'll always get what you always got!!!
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Ralph stands there as the other kids run away

Ralph: "Why don't people want to be my friend?"

*Ralphs eyes go big as a large wet pee stain appears on his pants*
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"Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way." -Homer
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"Release the robotic Richard Simons." -- Mr. Burns

"I think women and seaman dont mix." -- Smithers
"We know what you think." -- Mr Burns response to Smithers

"My cats breath smells like cat food." - Ralph Wiggum

"Uh..did she just say she used to be a dude?" -- Snake when in court in reference to the judge.
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"HEY BART CHECK OUT MY NEW HOCKEY MASK AND CHAINSAW!..."
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Yes that last one Larz :lol: :lol: :lol:

Marge: Homer what is it with you and Killer Robots?

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Mr Bean wrote:Yes that last one Larz :lol: :lol: :lol:

Marge: Homer what is it with you and Killer Robots?
Sorry what I did this morning when I damaged your eyes Bean with the unaired special review (Send word around make a intersting and scary debate)

Homer: "D'oh"
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Some recent ones:


"...and the naughtiest German ever, Kaiser Wilhelm II!"
"What? He ain't no cowboy!"
"I'm a cowboy, ja! Yippie! Ja! Ja! Yippie ja ja!"
"Alright, he's in."

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"Now play us some pian-i!"
<Homer plays Eine Kleine Nacht Musik>
"That's pian-o, I said pian-i!"

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Milhouse(my fav): Hey Bart, remember that time you brought your dog to my house, and your dog at my goldfish, then you lied and said I never had a goldfish? But why'd I have the bowl Bart? Why'd I have the Bowl?
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Android Dungeon Guy: "Worst episode ever"
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Ralph: "I bent my Wookie."

Arugh! I wish I could remember the line he says when the teachers go on strike.
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Ralph: (after the dam bursts, flooding Springfield) "I think I wet my bed."
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