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Homer: "Hey Free Health Care <gets hit by a car>"

Ralph: "And then the doctor said BOTH my eyes were lazy."

R. Wolfcastle: "Arrrgh my eyes! The Googles do Nothing!"

Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding...

Homer singing to the tune of Flintstones:
Simpson, Homer Simpson, He's the greatest guy in history
From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chesnut tree AAAARRGG!!!

Homer: Canada? Why are leaving America for America Junior?

Edna(I think?) "Don't worry Abe, I'll always remember you as the guy without a car."

Abe: "We're the baddest boys in our age bracket!"

Homer: Its called, No TV and No Beer make Homer go somthing somthing...
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer:Don't MIND IF I DO! PWAJAJAALGG(Or however one would spell the random yelling things he does)

Simpsons Hallowean Special


However the gogles one gets my vote

Kids are great Apu(sp) you can teach them to hate all the things you hate.

Bart: Dad! you killed the zombie Flanders!
Homer: He was a zombie?

Marge: He enjoys the company of other men.

Homer: Who doesn't?

Homer: "hmmm, unprocessed fishsticks..."

Ralph: "the leprichon tells me to burn things!"

Ralph stands there as the other kids run away

Ralph: "Why don't people want to be my friend?"

*Ralphs eyes go big as a large wet pee stain appears on his pants*

"Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way." -Homer

"Release the robotic Richard Simons." -- Mr. Burns

"I think women and seaman dont mix." -- Smithers
"We know what you think." -- Mr Burns response to Smithers

"My cats breath smells like cat food." - Ralph Wiggum

"Uh..did she just say she used to be a dude?" -- Snake when in court in reference to the judge.

"HEY BART CHECK OUT MY NEW HOCKEY MASK AND CHAINSAW!..."

Yes that last one Larz

Marge: Homer what is it with you and Killer Robots?

Mr Bean wrote:Yes that last one Larz

Marge: Homer what is it with you and Killer Robots?

Sorry what I did this morning when I damaged your eyes Bean with the unaired special review (Send word around make a intersting and scary debate)

Homer: "D'oh"

Some recent ones:


"...and the naughtiest German ever, Kaiser Wilhelm II!"
"What? He ain't no cowboy!"
"I'm a cowboy, ja! Yippie! Ja! Ja! Yippie ja ja!"
"Alright, he's in."

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"Now play us some pian-i!"
<Homer plays Eine Kleine Nacht Musik>
"That's pian-o, I said pian-i!"

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Milhouse(my fav): Hey Bart, remember that time you brought your dog to my house, and your dog at my goldfish, then you lied and said I never had a goldfish? But why'd I have the bowl Bart? Why'd I have the Bowl?

Mr. Burns after spotting Bart's tank

"Egads Smithers where at war, those Spaniards are back for another go."
"I'll commence profiteering at once sir."
"And hoarding"

Android Dungeon Guy: "Worst episode ever"

Ralph: "I bent my Wookie."

Arugh! I wish I could remember the line he says when the teachers go on strike.

Ralph: (after the dam bursts, flooding Springfield) "I think I wet my bed."