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Were you born by a vaginal birth or a cesarean section?

Vaginal birth for me.

Oh, and there is no real point to this thread beyond mere curiosity.

The old-fashioned way.

Cesarean: Due to my mother's narrow pelvis, coupled with my above-average birth weight (4.4kg) it was physically impossible for me to be born the "old-fashioned" way...

Normal, if you want to call it normal considering the amount of drugs my mother was shot up with at the time and the 72 hour labor.

Vaginal, at home, with no drugs. Probably why I turned out so charming.

Cesarean - I was born with lettuce leaves, worcester sauce, anchovies and lemon juice.

I was also a heavy baby - I can't remember, but I think I was over 9lbs or so, although I think my sister was also a cesarean.

Vaginal birth, but my mom needed assistance (surgery and forcepts) so I put caesarian down. (I understand it was under consideration).

Then again, after 52 hours in labor, 9 pound kids are hard to deliever

Normally.

Normally but my mom was in labor for over 48 hours and the doctor resorted to pulling me out with forceps. The bastard utterly refused to do a C Section. My face was so bruised that they couldn't take newborn pics of me for a few days.

Stravo wrote:Normally but my mom was in labor for over 48 hours and the doctor resorted to pulling me out with forceps. The bastard utterly refused to do a C Section. My face was so bruised that they couldn't take newborn pics of me for a few days.

Me too. Minus bruises. Forceps=yay!

Normal

Virginal birth.

I came out through my mom's pussy.

Mlenk wrote:I came out through my mom's pussy.

That's fucking brilliant.

My own mother refused to have a C-section. She learned her mistake and had her tubes tied afterward.

am i weird for simply not knowing? *scratches head*

Vaginal, though I was another 72 hour boy. Took my damn sweet time to get around to disgracing the world with my presence.

C-Section, which according to Duncun from Macbeth, doesn't count as being born.

(Joking about the last part)

Vaginal, I believe. And since I was ten pounds and five ounces at birth, I'm surprised my mom hasn't killed me for putting her through that yet.

Vaginal. Without any form of pain-deadening drugs.

My mom owns.

Csection for me. Plus, since I was put up for adoption I didn't spend anytime with the birth mother and I had an allergic reaction to the general anesthetic so I was put in intensive care. So for the first 5 days of my life I didn't get to have a mum. Explains why I have a bit of seperation anxiety.

It was 72 hours of labor before the doctors decided I was to big to be vaginally birthed and had to be cut out. Of course, this was in an Air Force base hospital so....

Vaginal. After my head finally came unstuck (I had a big head), I came out into the cold cruel world into a hospital room with an excellent view of Mt. Fuji out the window, or so my mom tells me.

Normally. Albeit with forceps, and two weeks late. (and at 1:50 in the morning, considerate of me, no?)

C-section. I was 9 pounds 4 ounces, and I was born 29 days late (supposed to be born 4/1, birthday's 4/30).