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I personally have Toccata & Fugue on mine....but someone just had the theme to X-Men.

Cell phone rings are EVIL! They need to DIE!

Set it on vibrate, peopel!

Burning hatred of the gay ass ring annoy me.....arrgghhhh <turns ssj1>
(summons a shivan dragon to burn this thread>

Cyril wrote:Cell phone rings are EVIL! They need to DIE!

Set it on vibrate, peopel!

Vibrate = gooooooooooooooooooooooood....................................

But it had the X-MEN THEME!!!!

verilon wrote:

Cyril wrote:Cell phone rings are EVIL! They need to DIE!

Set it on vibrate, peopel!

Vibrate = gooooooooooooooooooooooood....................................

But it had the X-MEN THEME!!!!

Vibrate = Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmothy Jonnnnnnneeeeeeeesssss

(Summons Bahumat to crush verilon for this thread)

Mike_6002 wrote:

verilon wrote:

Cyril wrote:Cell phone rings are EVIL! They need to DIE!

Set it on vibrate, peopel!

Vibrate = gooooooooooooooooooooooood....................................

But it had the X-MEN THEME!!!!

Vibrate = Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmothy Jonnnnnnneeeeeeeesssss

(Summons Bahumat to crush verilon for this thread)

Who? Oh, and *kills the infidel.....ie, Mike_6002*

Hate custom cell phone rings.............damn annoying

<returns to normal>

I've acutal heard a Cell with the Perfect CELL(AS in DBZ) theme as the ring

Mr Bean wrote:I've acutal heard a Cell with the Perfect CELL(AS in DBZ) theme as the ring

And you weren't driven insane? Man, I commend you on your strength.

verilon wrote:I personally have Toccata & Fugue on mine....but someone just had the theme to X-Men. :shock:

Why can't people have phones that . . . get this . . . ring like one would expect phones to ring?

Every time I hear crappy MIDI music play on a cellphone, I want to take that phone and jam it as far up it's owner's nose as I can.

If it absolutely has to ring, then set it to some ordinary plain-jane ring like phones on land-lines have.

Oh, and another thing. People who have their phones ring in the middle of movies, competitive sports, or classes should die.

GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:

verilon wrote:I personally have Toccata & Fugue on mine....but someone just had the theme to X-Men.

Why can't people have phones that . . . get this . . . ring like one would expect phones to ring?

Every time I hear crappy MIDI music play on a cellphone, I want to take that phone and jam it as far up it's owner's nose as I can.

Actually, this one was pretty damned decent.....it could've only sounded better if the phone had strings or electric guitar sounding capabilities...Besides, you don't want every single person to be checking their cell phones ALL THE TIME, do you?

They're now running commercials here on how you can download a million different rings to customize your cellphone. When you hear 10 different songs getting played at the same time on the bus it gets real annoying. Why can't they set the phones to "vibrate" and shove the damn things down their pants? Why??!!

aerius wrote:They're now running commercials here on how you can download a million different rings to customize your cellphone. When you hear 10 different songs getting played at the same time on the bus it gets real annoying. Why can't they set the phones to "vibrate" and shove the damn things down their pants? Why??!!

Because they're too stupid to know the pleasure of it.....-_____-

aerius wrote:Why can't they set the phones to "vibrate" and shove the damn things down their pants?

In the unlikely event your cell phone catches on fire, you don't want it down there.

Wicked Pilot wrote:

aerius wrote:Why can't they set the phones to "vibrate" and shove the damn things down their pants?

In the unlikely event your cell phone catches on fire, you don't want it down there.

LOL...I just had a hilarious mental image of a person beating frantically at his flaming crotch in an attept to put out his burning cellphone and pants.

I wonder if Verilon knew that this was one of Mike Wong's pet peeves before he started this thread.

Raxmei wrote:I wonder if Verilon knew that this was one of Mike Wong's pet peeves before he started this thread.

No, I didn't. I do now.

*changes the subjetc to anal sex*

Raxmei wrote:I wonder if Verilon knew that this was one of Mike Wong's pet peeves before he started this thread.

One which I share.

I don't have a cell phone, but if I did, I wouldn't have one of those tunes on it. A cell phone is for wireless communicatins, it's not a frickin' jukebox!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I don't have a cell phone, but if I did, I wouldn't have one of those tunes on it. A cell phone is for wireless communicatins, it's not a frickin' jukebox!

As far as you kow......:twisted:

One day I will invent a vibrating dildo cellphone, and when some dork sets it to play musical tunes I'll tell him to set it to vibrate and shove it up his ass.

aerius wrote:One day I will invent a vibrating dildo cellphone, and when some dork sets it to play musical tunes I'll tell him to set it to vibrate and shove it up his ass.

ROFL!!! Make it so there *isn't* a tune option, then....

My cell alternates between the Itchy & Scratchy song and Uncle Fucka.

aerius wrote: LOL...I just had a hilarious mental image of a person beating frantically at his flaming crotch in an attept to put out his burning cellphone and pants.

Imagine that while this is happening, the cell phone is playing "Great Balls of Fire."