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Car doors hurt...

Posted: 2002-11-17 01:44am
by Solid Snake
On thursday night, it was dark and raining. I had to pick up a pizza. So, i pick up the pizza, put it in the car, realize i forgot the bottle of soda that comes with it. So, i get out of the car, slip on the parking lot, and the sharp corner of the car door goes through my lip. I wanted to go back into the store while i was bleeding like a stuck pig for the pop that i forgot, just for the hilarity factor, but i was bleeding a lot, and decided i might need the ER. Eight stitches later, i realize that i saw "The Ring" exactly 7 days before this happened, around the same time i saw the movie, and the pizza substituted the ring. lmao. Creepy, eh?

Re: Car doors hurt...

Posted: 2002-11-17 01:46am
by haas mark
SolidSnake wrote:On thursday night, it was dark and raining. I had to pick up a pizza. So, i pick up the pizza, put it in the car, realize i forgot the bottle of soda that comes with it. So, i get out of the car, slip on the parking lot, and the sharp corner of the car door goes through my lip. I wanted to go back into the store while i was bleeding like a stuck pig for the pop that i forgot, just for the hilarity factor, but i was bleeding a lot, and decided i might need the ER. Eight stitches later, i realize that i saw "The Ring" exactly 7 days before this happened, around the same time i saw the movie, and the pizza substituted the ring. lmao. Creepy, eh?
LMAO!!! Okay, you're just a paranoid psycho. But yeah, car doors hurt.

Posted: 2002-11-17 01:48am
by Kuja
Did this happen or not?

Posted: 2002-11-17 01:49am
by Frank Hipper
Oh no! What happens when it comes out and you can REALLY watch "the tape"?

Re: Car doors hurt...

Posted: 2002-11-17 01:52am
by Sea Skimmer
SolidSnake wrote:On thursday night, it was dark and raining. I had to pick up a pizza. So, i pick up the pizza, put it in the car, realize i forgot the bottle of soda that comes with it. So, i get out of the car, slip on the parking lot, and the sharp corner of the car door goes through my lip. I wanted to go back into the store while i was bleeding like a stuck pig for the pop that i forgot, just for the hilarity factor, but i was bleeding a lot, and decided i might need the ER. Eight stitches later, i realize that i saw "The Ring" exactly 7 days before this happened, around the same time i saw the movie, and the pizza substituted the ring. lmao. Creepy, eh?
:? :!: :?:

Re: Car doors hurt...

Posted: 2002-11-17 01:58am
by jegs2
SolidSnake wrote:On thursday night, it was dark and raining. I had to pick up a pizza. So, i pick up the pizza, put it in the car, realize i forgot the bottle of soda that comes with it. So, i get out of the car, slip on the parking lot, and the sharp corner of the car door goes through my lip. I wanted to go back into the store while i was bleeding like a stuck pig for the pop that i forgot, just for the hilarity factor, but i was bleeding a lot, and decided i might need the ER. Eight stitches later, i realize that i saw "The Ring" exactly 7 days before this happened, around the same time i saw the movie, and the pizza substituted the ring. lmao. Creepy, eh?
That is officially a "first" for me. Have never heard of anyone doing that before...

Posted: 2002-11-17 02:09am
by Howedar
Sucks to be you.

Posted: 2002-11-17 02:29am
by Solid Snake
IG-88E wrote:Did this happen or not?
yes.

Posted: 2002-11-17 02:30am
by Solid Snake
Howedar wrote:Sucks to be you.
Not really. I used it as an excuse to not work the night HP came out. (I work at a theater.) If i had to see that crowd friday night, i highly doubt i'd be sane right now.

Re: Car doors hurt...

Posted: 2002-11-17 02:31am
by Solid Snake
verilon wrote:
LMAO!!! Okay, you're just a paranoid psycho. But yeah, car doors hurt.
Thanks, Verilon.
Paranoid Psycho. Another custom title, perhaps? lol

Posted: 2002-11-17 07:29am
by Crown
Question: Is the American version of the Ring as good as the original Japenese version?

P.S. Ouch, hope the stitches don't irratate you too much.

Posted: 2002-11-17 12:27pm
by Colonel Olrik
:shock: eight stitches in the lip..

Damn.


I've been stitched six times, but never in the lip. It must hurt.

I hope you're OK, now.

Next time, try to earn them by falling from a bike at 50 Km/h. It's more.. glorious. :?

Posted: 2002-11-17 08:51pm
by Slartibartfast
Hm a friend of mine during elementary school had to have stitches in his tongue, when I did the "did you know that retards can reach their chins with their tongue" joke. I think I applied too much force.

Posted: 2002-11-17 10:13pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
You've been through a lot of misadventures, like that time you got caught on rusted barbed wire. What's next?

Posted: 2002-11-17 10:48pm
by weemadando
Colonel Olrik wrote::shock: eight stitches in the lip..

Damn.


I've been stitched six times, but never in the lip. It must hurt.

I hope you're OK, now.

Next time, try to earn them by falling from a bike at 50 Km/h. It's more.. glorious. :?
Nice one. When I was heavily into mountain biking I had this hideous problem. I only ever crashed badly when I was on a straight, level piece of paved road. I could happily do mountain descents all day, maybe take a minor tumble. But while riding home on a lovely pice of flat asphalt I'd have something go heinously wrong and I'd be fucked up beyond recognition. All fun.