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What's the absolute, fool-proof method to use to see if a new member (such as one that joins up on this board) is really a girl?

Like pic requests, a series of questions, etc...

start a belch and fart thread. If that person posts there then they have to be male!

"You a chick?"

Shinova wrote:What's the absolute, fool-proof method to use to see if a new member (such as one that joins up on this board) is really a girl?

Like pic requests, a series of questions, etc...

You could say, "Are you a female?"

Ask them to post pictures of themselves. Well, maybe if they're hot.

Get Pavel to talk to them.

Let's test your ideas out. I hereby claim that I am female.

Who is your avatar, anyway?

Bean's Three Little Questions... to ask

1.When somone ask how somthing looks on them what do you say?
(If they say tell the Truth=Woman, Lie=Man )
2. How Old are you?
(Truthful=Man, Lie=Woman or teenager)
3.How many pairs of shoes(Excluding Boots) do you own?
(Man=3 or Less, Woman 3+)

data_link wrote:Get Pavel to talk to them.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeevil.

And I volunteer too, if you like. I claim to be female as well, Aerius! Let us see who is truly the victor! ....or...something....

Make a lot of really unfair sexist generalizations about women and see how she reacts.

I know how to check if a kitten or puppy is a boy/girl, but I don't think that it would be very practical for this kind of situation.

EDIT: Okay, I just realised how stupid that joke is, so sorry.

Zaia wrote:

data_link wrote:Get Pavel to talk to them.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeevil.

And I volunteer too, if you like. I claim to be female as well, Aerius! Let us see who is truly the victor! ....or...something....

Pavel said that we're both girls, I think that should be enough proof that we are. I have a female avatar, you don't have an avatar yet, so I think I'm in front of you so far.

I don't know, look to see if the other guys on the forum are making sexual advances at her? That's how I figure out most of em.

Next of Kin wrote:start a belch and fart thread. If that person posts there then they have to be male!

Not necessarily. I'd post in it.

data link wrote:Get Pavel to talk to them.

That is cruel.

Bean wrote:Bean's Three Little Questions... to ask

1.When somone ask how somthing looks on them what do you say?
(If they say tell the Truth=Woman, Lie=Man )
2. How Old are you?
(Truthful=Man, Lie=Woman or teenager)
3.How many pairs of shoes(Excluding Boots) do you own?
(Man=3 or Less, Woman 3+)

#1 - I agree with.
#2 - I answer truthfully. I'm not afraid of my age.
#3 - I HATE shoes!

So, according to Bean, I'm actually a guy. Well... what doyou think?

Darth Wong wrote:Make a lot of really unfair sexist generalizations about women and see how she reacts.

Well, it would have to be a WHOLE lot. I usually ignore them until they get really rude.

And the verdict is?

aerius wrote:

Zaia wrote:

data_link wrote:Get Pavel to talk to them.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeevil.

And I volunteer too, if you like. I claim to be female as well, Aerius! Let us see who is truly the victor! ....or...something....

Pavel said that we're both girls, I think that should be enough proof that we are. I have a female avatar, you don't have an avatar yet, so I think I'm in front of you so far.

I will testify that you are most definately NOT a girl.

However, I've met Aerius, and as the resident Sith Lord, my word on his gender cannot be challenged. Therefore, Aerius has no chance of winning this contest, and Zaia wins by default.

aerius wrote:

Zaia wrote:

data_link wrote:Get Pavel to talk to them.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeevil.

And I volunteer too, if you like. I claim to be female as well, Aerius! Let us see who is truly the victor! ....or...something....

Pavel said that we're both girls, I think that should be enough proof that we are. I have a female avatar, you don't have an avatar yet, so I think I'm in front of you so far.

LOL

So, hold up--if I get some sexy-beast of a man as my avatar, does that make me male? *shivers* Ick.

Zaia wrote:So, hold up--if I get some sexy-beast of a man as my avatar, does that make me male? *shivers* Ick.

Please don't.

Darth Wong wrote:However, I've met Aerius, and as the resident Sith Lord, my word on his gender cannot be challenged. Therefore, Aerius has no chance of winning this contest, and Zaia wins by default.

Hooray! What do I win?

Besides, I could always have Ando testify for me that I am in fact female.... But what if there isn't anyone like that to ask? Asking someone how many shoes they own isn't necessarily going to get you the correct answer. It'd have to be a pretty lengthy list of questions to REALLY know....

Perhaps if the person in question can host a movie of them logging onto sd.net and doing some regular posting, then maybe that'd prove that the person is female.

Mr Bean wrote:Bean's Three Little Questions... to ask

1.When somone ask how somthing looks on them what do you say?
(If they say tell the Truth=Woman, Lie=Man )
2. How Old are you?
(Truthful=Man, Lie=Woman or teenager)
3.How many pairs of shoes(Excluding Boots) do you own?
(Man=3 or Less, Woman 3+)

I tell women the truth about what they're wearing.

I am 16 years old.

I own exactly three pairs of shoes.

So according to bean, I am a girl.

I am not a girl.

Any questions?

Zaia wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:However, I've met Aerius, and as the resident Sith Lord, my word on his gender cannot be challenged. Therefore, Aerius has no chance of winning this contest, and Zaia wins by default.

Hooray! What do I win?

Continued lecherous attention from male board members

Besides, I could always have Ando testify for me that I am in fact female.... But what if there isn't anyone like that to ask? Asking someone how many shoes they own isn't necessarily going to get you the correct answer. It'd have to be a pretty lengthy list of questions to REALLY know....

Or we could wait and watch for mood swings

So according to bean, I am a girl.

I am not a girl.

Any questions?

YOU LIE

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