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The fucking assholes at the BCC wrote:"No temptation has seized you except what is common to man. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that you can stand up under it."
(1 Corinthians 10:12-14)

Have you ever wanted your son to have an outstanding voice in the choir? Does the thought that one day your son might indulge in the sickening habit of masturbation disturb you? Well now thanks to the work of Dr Martin Pew and with the help of the British Conservative Catholics we can offer you a service that will improve your son's singing voice and will also ensure he never masturbates: castration.

Although castration has been forbidden in the western countries since the last century, it is still legal in the small island of St Egdums' which is located in the Pacific Ocean south of Hawaii. This is where Dr Pew's (pictured on right) surgery can be found and, in conjunction with the BCC, we are making it possible for parents all over the world to raise their sons as castrati.

The last occidental castrato died in 1922 and I have spoken to many priests who bemoan the fact that castration is illegal. What church would not be proud to boast of a choir full of castrati? In the last centuries, boys who were castrated were famous for their magnificent voices. Due to the surgical intervention they had undergone, their voices did not change with puberty. As they grew older their lung capacity, chest's size, physical endurance and strength were generally greater than those of the normal male. As a result they were able to sing very powerfully.

Who knows, perhaps after your son has been castrated he could be the next Farinelli? We urge all parents to consider having their sons castrated by Dr Pew who offers a safe and inexpensive service. It has been a very long time since the world heard the unique voice of a castrato and with proper training your son could sing the magnificent operatic pieces of the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries.

Not only will your son have a special voice but he will never be able to pleasure himself with the dirty, depraved and horrible practice of masturbation. I'm sure that any Catholic boy would be delighted to undergo this operation. So don't hesitate parents, arrange your son's castration now by clicking on the MERCHANDISE section of this site.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Sounds fake.

That text quoted above almost makes you feel like they're winking at you while you read it.

data_link wrote:

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Sounds fake.

That text quoted above almost makes you feel like they're winking at you while you read it.

Sadly, I don't think they are. This stuff is way too sick to be satire, IMO.

BCC wrote:...they use the internet as a propaganda tool to promote sickening practices such as masturbating and listening to rock music.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:

data_link wrote:

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Sounds fake.

That text quoted above almost makes you feel like they're winking at you while you read it.

Sadly, I don't think they are. This stuff is way too sick to be satire, IMO.

You haven't seen much satire, have you? This is almost child's play.

You intelligent people cannot be Christians because you will not understand the inconsistencies in the Bible. You think they denigrate the validity of the Gospel, how wrong you are. Can you not see that God put them there to confuse you and appeal to the foolish? How I laugh at you. Understand this: "The foolishness of God (his Christian followers) is wiser than man's wisdom (atheism derived from intellectual contemplation)."

The followers of Christ ended the detestable practices of philosophy and science for 1,000 years. Initiating a cunning strategy of burning anyone who questioned theological and natural FACTS we managed to suppress those who challenged the authority of the Church. Christianity triumphed and reigned supreme until the arrival of evil men such as Galileo, Nietzsche and Karl Marx. But where are these men now? Dead!

We Christians will once again reclaim the earth. Already we have the USA within our grasp. The noble campaign to stop the mendacious teaching of the theory of evolution is enjoying success in the USA. If that strategy can be expanded to ban other pernicious subjects, such as philosophy and physics, we can triumph. Schools should instruct children, not educate them. Just look at all the harm that has been caused by learning. I cannot think of one positive thing that has come as a result of educating people.

One day the world will again be ruled by the "foolish" and the "weak"! Do you hear that intellectuals?

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Drewcifer wrote:That site had me going for a bit, but read deeper, it's a joke.

From their "A message to the intellectuals" article:

You intelligent people cannot be Christians because you will not understand the inconsistencies in the Bible. You think they denigrate the validity of the Gospel, how wrong you are. Can you not see that God put them there to confuse you and appeal to the foolish? How I laugh at you. Understand this: "The foolishness of God (his Christian followers) is wiser than man's wisdom (atheism derived from intellectual contemplation)."

The followers of Christ ended the detestable practices of philosophy and science for 1,000 years. Initiating a cunning strategy of burning anyone who questioned theological and natural FACTS we managed to suppress those who challenged the authority of the Church. Christianity triumphed and reigned supreme until the arrival of evil men such as Galileo, Nietzsche and Karl Marx. But where are these men now? Dead!

We Christians will once again reclaim the earth. Already we have the USA within our grasp. The noble campaign to stop the mendacious teaching of the theory of evolution is enjoying success in the USA. If that strategy can be expanded to ban other pernicious subjects, such as philosophy and physics, we can triumph. Schools should instruct children, not educate them. Just look at all the harm that has been caused by learning. I cannot think of one positive thing that has come as a result of educating people.

One day the world will again be ruled by the "foolish" and the "weak"! Do you hear that intellectuals?

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:It's fake.

data_link wrote:

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:It's fake.

And you know this how? Or is this just your faith in humanity preventing you from seeing the truth that there are people this sick in the world?

We are aware that a plane trip to St Egdums' would be arduous and expensive, so the BCC and Dr Pew have a created a special mail order service. All you have to do is to post your son to us in a specially prepared parcel available from the BCC and we will take care of the rest. Make sure you use plenty of bubble wrap and a generous amount of cotton wool. And don't forget the air holes! It might also be an idea to mark you parcel "fragile".

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Those of you who think it's funny hiding razor blades in the envelopes, read this: We are now getting our children to open all our mail, so every time one of you sick fiends sends a blade in the post you are cutting the little fingers of a child.