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When Will you die?
Posted: 2002-11-19 03:51am
by MKSheppard
http://www.thespark.com/deathtest/
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
September 10, 2052
at the age of 70 years old.
Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
Posted: 2002-11-19 03:58am
by haas mark
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
April 22, 2048
at the age of 63 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (22%)
Cancer (22%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Oooh. Earth Day.
Posted: 2002-11-19 04:00am
by Shinova
June 18, 2064
at the age of 79 years old
Heart attack 32%
Cancer 27%
Drowning 11%
Horrible Accident 6%
Contagious Diesease 5%
Loneliness 5%
I think my school starts on this day...
Posted: 2002-11-19 04:01am
by Ewo
I am now planning on what to wear on my last day...
November 12th 2053 at the age of 72.
More people online claim to have leprosy than would pick Tim Curry as their love interest. If that is what the world is coming to then I guess 72 is quite enough.
Posted: 2002-11-19 04:03am
by Zaia
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
July 12, 2053
at the age of 75 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (31%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Damn, I don't want to live until I'm 75....ick....
Posted: 2002-11-19 04:08am
by haas mark
Zaia wrote:Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
July 12, 2053
at the age of 75 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (31%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Damn, I don't want to live until I'm 75....ick....
Wanna trade?
Posted: 2002-11-19 04:09am
by Shinova
I wanna live forever!!!
But as of now, I hold the highest record for longevity
Posted: 2002-11-19 04:11am
by Faram
September 23, 2043
at the age of 73 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (14%)
Cancer (12%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Homicide (10%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Loneliness (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Posted: 2002-11-19 04:19am
by haas mark
I be the youngest one to die. *pout*
Posted: 2002-11-19 04:31am
by Zaia
verilon wrote:Zaia wrote:Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
July 12, 2053
at the age of 75 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (31%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Damn, I don't want to live until I'm 75....ick....
Wanna trade?
Deal. *shakes hand?*
Posted: 2002-11-19 04:33am
by haas mark
Zaia wrote:verilon wrote:Zaia wrote:Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
July 12, 2053
at the age of 75 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (31%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Damn, I don't want to live until I'm 75....ick....
Wanna trade?
Deal. *shakes hand?*
*shakes hand*
Posted: 2002-11-19 04:46am
by SirNitram
The first time I took this, I broke it, and it said I would live until I was 200, and I promptly die of alien abduction.
This time, I got a new, possibly more likely one.
October 27, 2069
at the age of 87 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (29%)
Cancer (29%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Posted: 2002-11-19 06:01am
by weemadando
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
December 8, 2028 at the age of 46 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (17%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Drowning (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Posted: 2002-11-19 08:46am
by Thunderfire
October 5, 2051
at the age of 79 years old.
Posted: 2002-11-19 08:46am
by Colonel Olrik
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
December 14, 2059
at the age of 80 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (34%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)??????????????????????
I guess I shouldn't have said them I never had group or unprotected sex
And my grandfather died of cancer. The creepy part: He was 80...
Posted: 2002-11-19 08:55am
by Lex
May 2, 2068
at the age of 80 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (18%)
Horrible Accident (18%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Homicide (12%)
Drowning (9%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.
i wonder why so many people claim to have leprosy...well, after what I've seen here, I'll prolly become the oldest SD.net member...
Posted: 2002-11-19 10:20am
by jegs2
My results:
March 9, 2059
at the age of 89 years old. Nice to know I won't be killed in some freak
accident or in combat.
Posted: 2002-11-19 10:25am
by Crayz9000
September 29, 2066
at the age of 82 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (30%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Posted: 2002-11-19 10:26am
by haas mark
Crayz9000 wrote:September 29, 2066
at the age of 82 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (30%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Auto-Fellatio!? How the fuck would you manage THAT!?!?!?
Posted: 2002-11-19 10:27am
by Tsyroc
verilon wrote:
Auto-Fellatio!? How the fuck would you manage THAT!?!?!?
Very flexible and/or very well endowed.
Posted: 2002-11-19 10:27am
by Crayz9000
verilon wrote:Auto-Fellatio!? How the fuck would you manage THAT!?!?!?
Don't ask me...
Posted: 2002-11-19 10:28am
by haas mark
Tsyroc wrote:verilon wrote:Auto-Fellatio!? How the fuck would you manage THAT!?!?!?
Very flexible and/or very well endowed.
I figured, but at EIGHTY-TWO!?!?!?
Posted: 2002-11-19 10:28am
by Crayz9000
verilon wrote:I figured, but at EIGHTY-TWO!?!?!?
LOL
Posted: 2002-11-19 10:33am
by Tsyroc
verilon wrote:Tsyroc wrote:verilon wrote:Auto-Fellatio!? How the fuck would you manage THAT!?!?!?
Very flexible and/or very well endowed.
I figured, but at EIGHTY-TWO!?!?!?
Should have stopped doing that at 81.
Posted: 2002-11-19 10:36am
by Tsyroc
August 1, 2038
at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (23%)
Cancer (20%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)