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How much of a bastard are you?
Posted: 2002-11-19 04:01am
by MKSheppard
http://test3.thespark.com/bastardtest/
The results are in. You are certifiably:
47% bastard!
26% of which is Tard
The worldwide average is 44% bastard.
How others compare:
3% (same as you)
34% (more bastard than you)
63% (less bastard than you)
Posted: 2002-11-19 04:08am
by Shinova
The results are in. You are certifiably:
16% bastard!
9% of which is Tard
The worldwide average is 44% bastard.
How others compare:
0% (same as you)
3% (less bastard than you)
97% (more bastard than you)
Apparently I'm a goody-two-shoes
Posted: 2002-11-19 04:18am
by Faram
The results are in. You are certifiably:
53% bastard!
30% of which is Tard
The worldwide average is 44% bastard.
How others compare:
2% (same as you)
23% (more bastard than you)
75% (less bastard than you)
Posted: 2002-11-19 04:18am
by haas mark
The results are in. You are certifiably:
43% bastard!
24% of which is Tard
The worldwide average is 44% bastard.
How others compare:
3% (same as you)
44% (more bastard than you)
53% (less bastard than you)
Of the 3,597,857 test takers so far:
72% like to drink
56% gamble
52% will lie for sex
46% have cheated
17% would have sex with a relative
7% hate homosexuality, 100% of whom will die stupid and alone
7% like childporn
Interesting Results:
The most bastardly age group so far is 27 year olds. 27 year olds average 46% bastard.
Guys who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat on their girlfriends.
Men who have been with prostitutes have more smelly armpits.
Catholics are more likely to spit on you.
Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell.
Posted: 2002-11-19 05:36am
by weemadando
The results are in. You are certifiably:
79% bastard!
45% of which is Tard
The worldwide average is 44% bastard.
How others compare:
0% (same as you)
2% (more bastard than you)
98% (less bastard than you)
YEAH! BASTARDO!
Posted: 2002-11-19 10:07am
by EmperorMing
53%
I am an above average bastard.
Oh fucking joy!!
Posted: 2002-11-19 10:12am
by Tsyroc
:lol:
Canada is a place for prostitutes and their chlamydia-infected clients, and it's a damn good thing they have nationalized health care.
This question ought to piss a few people off.
Posted: 2002-11-19 10:18am
by Tsyroc
32% bastard!
18% of which is Tard
Better than I've been doing on the other ones.
Here are the combined stats when I completed the test.
Of the 3,597,857 test takers so far:
72% like to drink
56% gamble
52% will lie for sex
46% have cheated
17% would have sex with a relative
7% hate homosexuality, 100% of whom will die stupid and alone
7% like childporn
Interesting Results:
The most bastardly age group so far is 27 year olds. 27 year olds average 46% bastard.
Guys who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat on their girlfriends.
Men who have been with prostitutes have more smelly armpits. Catholics are more likely to spit on you. Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell.
Posted: 2002-11-19 10:19am
by Crayz9000
33% Bastard, 18% of which is Tard
Wonderful.
Posted: 2002-11-19 10:35am
by Dirty Harry
Hmmm, 44% bastard hey
Posted: 2002-11-19 10:57am
by aerius
I'm a complete fucking bastard, that's all you need to know.
Posted: 2002-11-19 11:08am
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
Fools that you are. I, the original Evil Sadistic Bastard have scored 96% on that test!
Which is nothing if not translated into action.
Posted: 2002-11-19 11:09am
by Tsyroc
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Fools that you are. I, the original Evil Sadistic Bastard have scored 96% on that test!
Which is nothing if not translated into action.
I bet the accuracy ± of the test means you actually got 100%
Posted: 2002-11-19 11:24am
by Larz
63% bastard... yay...
Posted: 2002-11-19 03:48pm
by Pu-239
39% bastard!
22% of which is Tard
Posted: 2002-11-19 05:23pm
by starfury
The results are in. You are certifiably:
37% bastard!
21% of which is Tard
The worldwide average is 44% bastard.
How others compare:
3% (same as you)
39% (less bastard than you)
58% (more bastard than you)
Posted: 2002-11-19 05:30pm
by Captain Cyran
The results are in. You are certifiably:
47% bastard!
26% of which is Tard
The worldwide average is 44% bastard.
How others compare:
3% (same as you)
34% (more bastard than you)
63% (less bastard than you)
And I'm only 16 years old folks, that's pretty damn good....
Posted: 2002-11-19 05:39pm
by THEHOOLIGANJEDI
43% bastard!
24% of which is Tard
Damn I'm nastier than I thought!!!
Re: How much of a bastard are you?
Posted: 2002-11-19 06:07pm
by Setzer
MKSheppard wrote:http://test3.thespark.com/bastardtest/
The results are in. You are certifiably:
47% bastard!
26% of which is Tard
The worldwide average is 44% bastard.
How others compare:
3% (same as you)
34% (more bastard than you)
63% (less bastard than you)
34% bastard!
19% of which is Tard
Posted: 2002-11-19 06:14pm
by Alex Moon
15% bastard!
8% of which is Tard
How others compare:
0% (same as you)
3% (less bastard than you)
97% (more bastard than you)
Posted: 2002-11-19 06:56pm
by RadiO
I am 29% bastard. This is good. Or
is it?
Of the 3,597,857 test takers so far:
- snip snip snip snip -
17% would have sex with a relative
Yikes.
7% like childporn
Yikes x2. Gawd, I hope that's a result of comedy "Let's see how bastardly I can score on this fuckin' test" answering.
Posted: 2002-11-19 07:29pm
by Lord Pounder
44% bastard!
25% of which is Tard
Posted: 2002-11-19 07:44pm
by Tosho
19% bastard.
10% of which is tard.
Posted: 2002-11-19 07:54pm
by fgalkin
62% bastard!
35% of which is Tard
The worldwide average is 44% bastard.
How others compare:
1% (same as you)
10% (more bastard than you)
89% (less bastard than you
Ha, I'm a bastard!
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Posted: 2002-11-19 08:38pm
by The Dark
I am 13% bastard, of which 7% is tard.
How others compare:
0% (same as you)
2% (less bastard than you)
98% (more bastard than you)
I guess I really am a nice guy
. Apparently I'm the least bastardly of them all
.
Silence, fool!