How Datable are you?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-19 04:20am

http://test.thespark.com/datetest

Mild congratulations, you are...
66%

dateable! You are neither more not less dateable than your peers-- welcome to the land of mediocrity, home of the masses! You have an undeniable animal magnetism, but you're just as likely to attract small animals as you are to attract human beings. Nevertheless, the people you flirt with generally find you funny and cute, or "fute." You have good hygiene, which is an imporant aspect of relationships involving two or more people. Avoid seafood and walks in the woods.

FUN FACT...

people more dateable than you (66%)
people just as dateable as you (5%)
people less dateable than you (27%)

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-19 04:29am

*chuckle* Mine says:

Damn, J-Lo! You are...71% dateable!

Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a man (or woman.) Not only do you know how to turn a guy's (or girl's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-11-19 04:29am

Damn, Rico! You are...
81%

dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl's (or guy's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."

FUN FACT...

people more dateable than you (11%)
people just as dateable as you (2%)
people less dateable than you (85%)

What the......

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-19 04:33am

I hate you both.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-11-19 04:34am

verilon wrote:I hate you both.

Don't feel so bad. It's just a test

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-11-19 04:34am

64%

I hate all of you*.

*But not Zaia, of course. The dear thing.

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-11-19 05:55am

Mild congratulations, you are...
49% dateable!
You are neither more not less dateable than your peers-- welcome to the land of mediocrity, home of the masses! You have an undeniable animal magnetism, but you're just as likely to attract small animals as you are to attract human beings. Nevertheless, the people you flirt with generally find you funny and cute, or "fute." You have good hygiene, which is an imporant aspect of relationships involving two or more people. Avoid seafood and walks in the woods.

*edit*

people more dateable than you (96%)
people just as dateable as you (0%)
people less dateable than you (3%)

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-11-19 10:00am

51%

I'm picky...

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-11-19 10:11am

EmperorMing wrote:51%

I'm picky...

Concerning untelligence, I probably shouldn't post this, seeing as I scored second highest of anyone so far

Damn, Rico! You are...
73%

dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl's (or guy's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."

FUN FACT...

people more dateable than you (40%)
people just as dateable as you (4%)
people less dateable than you (55%)

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-19 10:31am

Damn, Rico! You are...
85%

dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl's (or guy's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."

people more dateable than you (2%)
people just as dateable as you (1%)
people less dateable than you (96%)

Damn, too sexy. Ah, if only this was true.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2002-11-19 12:02pm

74% dateable.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-19 12:32pm

weemadando wrote:Mild congratulations, you are...
49% dateable!
You are neither more not less dateable than your peers-- welcome to the land of mediocrity, home of the masses! You have an undeniable animal magnetism, but you're just as likely to attract small animals as you are to attract human beings. Nevertheless, the people you flirt with generally find you funny and cute, or "fute." You have good hygiene, which is an imporant aspect of relationships involving two or more people. Avoid seafood and walks in the woods.

*edit*

people more dateable than you (96%)
people just as dateable as you (0%)
people less dateable than you (3%)

No wonder, considering what you got on your purity test! *shivers* Scarrrrrrrrrry! Perhaps your reputation precedes you..?

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2002-11-19 12:47pm

Damn, Rico! You are...
80%

dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl's (or guy's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."

people more dateable than you (14%)
people just as dateable as you (3%)
people less dateable than you (82%)

Hmm, *points at verilon* [Nelson] haha [/Nelson]

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2002-11-19 01:20pm

The Spark wrote:Damn, Rico! You are...
84% dateable!

Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl's (or guy's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."

Suuure...that's why my one girlfriend only went out with me for three months.

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2002-11-19 04:57pm

Damn, Rico! You are...
83%

dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl's (or guy's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-19 05:04pm

Damn, Rico! You are...85% dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman. Not only do you know how to turn a girl's engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."

Yeah...

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-19 05:08pm

Damn, lots of studs here at sd.net.... *purrrrr*

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2002-11-19 05:09pm

Zaia wrote:Damn, lots of studs here at sd.net.... *purrrrr*

Yeah... well, maybe not Verilon :: points at Verilon :: [nelson] haha [/nelson]

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-19 05:10pm

Zaia wrote:Damn, lots of studs here at sd.net.... *purrrrr*

Enjoying it yet?

starfury · Post by **starfury** » 2002-11-19 05:18pm

are...
60%

dateable! You are neither more not less dateable than your peers-- welcome to the land of mediocrity, home of the masses! You have an undeniable animal magnetism, but you're just as likely to attract small animals as you are to attract human beings. Nevertheless, the people you flirt with generally find you funny and cute, or "fute." You have good hygiene, which is an imporant aspect of relationships involving two or more people. Avoid seafood and walks in the woods.

FUN FACT...

people more dateable than you (83%)
people just as dateable as you (1%)
people less dateable than you (14%)

Based on the 1,209,076 submissions before you.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-19 05:20pm

IG-88E wrote:
Zaia wrote:Damn, lots of studs here at sd.net.... *purrrrr*
Enjoying it yet?

Certainly starting to....

And, Ver, it's ok, I still love ya, even though you are 100% undateable for me! *blows kiss*

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-11-19 05:22pm

TheSpark.com wrote: Damn, Rico! You are...

85%

dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl's (or guy's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."

FUN FACT...

people more dateable than you (2%)
people just as dateable as you (1%)
people less dateable than you (96%)

Unfortunately someone finally figured this out and I'm officially back to having a life with a female for the immediate future.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-11-19 05:30pm

CmdrWilkens wrote:Unfortunately someone finally figured this out and I'm officially back to having a life with a female for the immediate future.

Errr, unfortunately? *scratches head*

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-19 05:31pm

He's no longer on the market.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-11-19 05:32pm

Zaia wrote:
CmdrWilkens wrote:Unfortunately someone finally figured this out and I'm officially back to having a life with a female for the immediate future.
Errr, unfortunately? *scratches head*

Unfortunately for the ladies, especially those select few living in the land of Ehrlich/Steele (you know I still think that would be a great Porn Name...Ehrlich Steele in Asses of Power).