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More test this time Un-telligent
Posted: 2002-11-19 04:28am
by Faram
http://test.thespark.com/untest/
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
81% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:
Posted: 2002-11-19 04:40am
by haas mark
The Test Results Are In! "You kick ass."
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
78% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:
"Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, lions behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Posted: 2002-11-19 04:55am
by Shinova
For the record, you are:
62% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a godlike (and annoying) sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 62% Un-telligent
Posted: 2002-11-19 06:08am
by weemadando
The Test Results Are In!
"You kick ass."
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
86% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 86% Un-telligent
Re: More test this time Un-telligent
Posted: 2002-11-19 09:44am
by Crayz9000
Oh, yeah. Been a while since I've taken that test.
"You kick ass."
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
83% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:
"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Out of curiousity, what did most people answer on the pantless bum question?
Posted: 2002-11-19 09:58am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
The Test Results Are In!
"Your score is very low."
Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:
43% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are hopeless in the pursuit of manhood:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 93% chance that he will end up in prison!
"Finally, the subject displayed a great (and somewhat perverted!) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 43% Un-telligent
Lovely.... I always considered myself a weasel....
Posted: 2002-11-19 10:46am
by Tsyroc
69% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:
"Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, his sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, rats behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.
"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Re: More test this time Un-telligent
Posted: 2002-11-19 10:48am
by Tsyroc
Crayz9000 wrote:
Out of curiousity, what did most people answer on the pantless bum question?
Tied him to the bench and did the nipple torture.
Personally, unless I would have wrote off the money but tied him to the bench just the same and introduced him to the pleasures of Icy Hot to the groin. Then I would have left him there.
Posted: 2002-11-19 10:49am
by haas mark
I asked him for the money back.
Re: More test this time Un-telligent
Posted: 2002-11-19 11:42am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Tsyroc wrote:Crayz9000 wrote:
Out of curiousity, what did most people answer on the pantless bum question?
Tied him to the bench and did the nipple torture.
Personally, unless I would have wrote off the money but tied him to the bench just the same and introduced him to the pleasures of Icy Hot to the groin. Then I would have left him there.
Nipple torture (even though it's NOT really what I'd do to him, but close enough)
Posted: 2002-11-19 01:09pm
by Ewo
I may be 64% unintelligent but I only have a 45% chance of ending up in prison. Go me!
Posted: 2002-11-19 01:15pm
by MKSheppard
"Your score is very low."
Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:
24% Un-telligent! which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are hopeless in the pursuit of manhood:
"The subject shows a below average amount of intelligence, and his sense of observation is weaker than normal; in a lot of ways, his brain capacity is similar to that of a hyena - he couldn't find his own ass in an empty room!
Not that it isn't big enough.
"The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence.
"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.
"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations.
Our study suggests there is a 73% chance that he will end up in prison!
"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 24% Un-telligent
Posted: 2002-11-19 01:15pm
by The Dark
I'm 62% Un-telligent. Not humorous enough or violent enough to score higher.
That's because I was trying to be nice
I do have "an astounding level of intelligence," though, which makes up for some of that.
Posted: 2002-11-19 01:18pm
by Zaia
For the record, you are: 63% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are moderate but excitingly different:
"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 63% Un-telligent
Posted: 2002-11-19 01:22pm
by The Dark
Zaia, the only difference between ours is I have a low and dirty sense of morality and barbaric self-confidence.
Posted: 2002-11-19 01:24pm
by Zaia
The Dark wrote:Zaia, the only difference between ours is I have a low and dirty sense of morality and barbaric self-confidence.
LOL
Barbaric?
The Test Is Slanted
Posted: 2002-11-19 01:32pm
by MKSheppard
If you use violence to solve problems, such as mauling the fucktard on
the park bench with a wrench, or by mauling either your best friend
or your spouse, your score is deducted by 30%
Posted: 2002-11-19 03:28pm
by Isil`Zha
85%
Posted: 2002-11-19 03:53pm
by Durandal
82% un-telligent.
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:
"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Posted: 2002-11-19 05:29pm
by starfury
59% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:
"Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, his sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, lions behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.
"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 59% Un-telligent
damm
Posted: 2002-11-19 06:08pm
by data_link
65% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:
"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Hm. Interesting.[/quote]
Posted: 2002-11-19 06:31pm
by consequences
[/quote]You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
88% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
You know, I said to maul the guy on the park bech with a wrench, how violent do you have to be?
Posted: 2002-11-19 06:47pm
by Isil`Zha
Mauling the guy with the wrench upped it to 90% for me and my sense of humor went from boring to very high...
Posted: 2002-11-19 07:32pm
by RadiO
I am 33% Un-telligent...
"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 33% Un-telligent
In other words, a
PUSSY. Is that what you're telling me? Up yours, Test. I'm better than you.