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Posted: **2002-11-19 12:42pm**

I'd rather be NAtalie Portman's fluffer...
But a nipple tweaker is great too...

Posted: **2002-11-19 12:45pm**

ROFL!!! Hmm I wonder... nahhh
*decides not to post what he's thinking because it would gross out MKShep...*

Posted: **2002-11-19 12:46pm**

I want to be the official lotion applier to the Swedish Bikini Team.

Posted: **2002-11-19 01:28pm**

Okay then, who has the applications for that job? Perhaps I'm qualified...

Posted: **2002-11-19 01:41pm**

... and you would even get paid for touching J-Lo's nipples! Hah, I'd do it for free!

Posted: **2002-11-19 01:42pm**

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:ROFL!!! Hmm I wonder... nahhh
*decides not to post what he's thinking because it would gross out MKShep...*

Like what? Make-out instructor for Kyoko Fukada?

Posted: **2002-11-19 01:48pm**

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:ROFL!!! Hmm I wonder... nahhh
*decides not to post what he's thinking because it would gross out MKShep...*

It is VERY hard to gross me out. Want me to post gunshot wound pix?

Posted: **2002-11-19 01:50pm**

MKSheppard wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:ROFL!!! Hmm I wonder... nahhh
*decides not to post what he's thinking because it would gross out MKShep...*
It is VERY hard to gross me out. Want me to post gunshot wound pix?

Bah. Amateurs. Not you, Shep.

Posted: **2002-11-19 01:59pm**

That looks so much better than McDondald's. I hate owrking at McD's. HATE IT!

Posted: **2002-11-19 02:20pm**

The business world is fucked up.

Got fired last week, my bosses boss wanted to save cash and decided let’s fire everyone that as started working for the company after date x,x,x.
Took a couple of days off, old boss called in desperation and I got rehired as a contractor for 6 months at *2 salary.

Posted: **2002-11-19 02:27pm**

Damn, why don't I ever get the great jobs... It is so depressing

Though things will be different when I become the Emperor of Earth.

Posted: **2002-11-19 03:19pm**

Man, how do you apply for a job like that? I wonder what the interview process is like.

Posted: **2002-11-19 03:20pm**

I think they test your goosing skills. How good do you tweak? Does your tweak do the twick?

Posted: **2002-11-19 03:26pm**

ROLF

Posted: **2002-11-19 03:28pm**

LOL, wounder what the training for that job's like?

Posted: **2002-11-19 03:28pm**

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:I think they test your goosing skills. How good do you tweak? Does your tweak do the twick?

I wanna take that test...

Posted: **2002-11-19 03:29pm**

Hooters, LOads of trips to Hooters

Posted: **2002-11-19 03:48pm**

Faram wrote:Hooters, LOads of trips to Hooters

With hands on training.

Posted: **2002-11-19 04:38pm**

neoolong wrote:
Faram wrote:Hooters, LOads of trips to Hooters
With hands on training.

Do you think they have tutors and study buddies for it?

Posted: **2002-11-20 06:37pm**

I wouldn't mind bing one.

Of course, I'd have to settle for inspector, or wet T-shirt contest judge...

I wonder if that requires any education.

"I have a Ph.D in tweaking from Harvard!"

Posted: **2002-11-20 08:28pm**

Excuse my ignorance (I'm 86% pure after all!

) But what exactly is a "fluffer"?

Posted: **2002-11-20 08:59pm**

Sienthal wrote:Excuse my ignorance (I'm 86% pure after all! ) But what exactly is a "fluffer"?

The person that "readies" a male pornstar for the money shot. Orally.

Posted: **2002-11-20 11:19pm**

Mr. Bastard...In light of this new information, would you to change your statement? Before Natalie sues you for misrepresenting her, and thereby reducing her popularity as the downward spiral effect occurs? (See Big mac, large fries, would you like a supersized lawsuit with that to really understand this,

)

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