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My monitor has died
Posted: 2002-11-20 12:33am
by Phil Skayhan
It was 9 years old.
At 8:51 PM EST I was browsing through the Fox News thread, enjoying the friendly discourse when I came across the latest post by Ultra. Suddenly the screen began to flicker and then there was a loud popping noise. Dropping to one knee I began to pray to God to save my monitor, I explained to the Almighty that it had done no harm to anyone and had only brought joy into my life; first in the form of X-Wing and then later in the beauty that is Internet Porn. I begged him not to take it away from me.
Alas, the only answer I received was further pops as buzzing noises from the monitor and the sad smell of burning components. So I did what any merciful person would do in the same situation....I pulled the plug.
It is now buried in a place of honor in the yard. I dropped it upon the head of the rotting corpse of Darkstar and refilled the grave.
From this experience I have come to realize three great truths
1) There is no God
2) There are no computer stores open after 9 PM
3) Month old dead people smell.
Ultra! I shall have my vengence
Posted: 2002-11-20 12:59am
by Hyperion
lol. the flyback transformer got a microfracture or other breach in the casing allowing the HV to arc into the other components. unless it took out the proc in the monitor, it's just a matter of pulling the top off, finding the fried components, replacing them, locating the casing failure and sealing it with silicone, then putting it back together and it'll work for a good few years more.
Posted: 2002-11-20 10:51am
by phongn
Hyperion wrote:lol. the flyback transformer got a microfracture or other breach in the casing allowing the HV to arc into the other components. unless it took out the proc in the monitor, it's just a matter of pulling the top off, finding the fried components, replacing them, locating the casing failure and sealing it with silicone, then putting it back together and it'll work for a good few years more.
Assuming you know what you're doing (since them capacitors store a lot of energy).
Posted: 2002-11-20 10:52am
by phongn
I still have a 20" MultiSync 5D monitor that's working (a bit blurry now and I can't find the convergence controls) from 1989. In storage now (I have a nicer monitor) but it works great
Posted: 2002-11-20 12:31pm
by TrailerParkJawa
I had a 17" monitor go kaput on the 4th of July. I learned that
1) There are not many computer places open on the 4th.
2) Those that are, tend to be expensive retail shops.
I paid a lot more than I should have for a little 14" monitor as a replacement.
Thats what I get for my impatience.
Posted: 2002-11-20 12:35pm
by Phil Skayhan
Yeah, it lasted long enough. I'll just use my laptop till I pick up a new one this weekend. Maybe one of those slim ones mmmmmm.
Posted: 2002-11-20 12:44pm
by Larz
My home moniter has an annoying little slight wave like water running down the moniter front for the first 10-30 minutes of running, then it clears up, any idea of what that is, or what thats a sign of?(its not an 80's moniter, but it has several years behind it and has seen several hard drives, motherboards, and CPU's as well as operating systems go [think I had it back when I ran windows 3.11, not sure though])
Re: My monitor has died
Posted: 2002-11-20 01:36pm
by Kosh_The_Vorlon
Phil Skayhan wrote:It was 9 years old.
At 8:51 PM EST I was browsing through the Fox News thread, enjoying the friendly discourse when I came across the latest post by Ultra. Suddenly the screen began to flicker and then there was a loud popping noise. Dropping to one knee I began to pray to God to save my monitor, I explained to the Almighty that it had done no harm to anyone and had only brought joy into my life; first in the form of X-Wing and then later in the beauty that is Internet Porn. I begged him not to take it away from me.
Alas, the only answer I received was further pops as buzzing noises from the monitor and the sad smell of burning components. So I did what any merciful person would do in the same situation....I pulled the plug.
It is now buried in a place of honor in the yard. I dropped it upon the head of the rotting corpse of Darkstar and refilled the grave.
From this experience I have come to realize three great truths
1) There is no God
2) There are no computer stores open after 9 PM
3) Month old dead people smell.
Ultra! I shall have my vengence
So, if your monitor is dead..How are you typing this?
Posted: 2002-11-20 01:42pm
by Vertigo1
Ya know, this reminds me. I've been meaning to pop the cover on my monitor and give it a good blast of air.
Dust has a tendency to get in the most insane of places...
Posted: 2002-11-20 01:45pm
by Mr Bean
So, if your monitor is dead..How are you typing this?
Memory.....
I know this sites IP in my sleep I could see me doing it
Posted: 2002-11-20 02:02pm
by Vertigo1
Bean....thats just fucking sad man.
*blasts Bean with a can of air and runs*
Re: My monitor has died
Posted: 2002-11-20 04:35pm
by Phil Skayhan
Kosh_The_Vorlon wrote:So, if your monitor is dead..How are you typing this?
Laptop
Re: My monitor has died
Posted: 2002-11-20 06:07pm
by Grand Admiral Thrawn
Phil Skayhan wrote:Kosh_The_Vorlon wrote:So, if your monitor is dead..How are you typing this?
Laptop
Look on the bright side. Go on a killing spree in anger and get a shiny new moniter