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Greed is good Take the greed test

Posted: 2002-11-20 07:08am
by Faram
http://www.thespark.com/greedtest

Greedy Animal! You are...
72% greedy!


In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 103 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.

Good luck with your future life.



Of the 1,652,577 test takers so far:

1% are as greedy as you.
6% are greedier than you.
93% are less greedy than you.
And according to the GreedTest...

Coupon users are more likely to steal.

Republicans are less likely to commit dog-murder.

Hookers are more likely to know the value of a dollar.

Homeless people are more likely to work at TheSpark.

I am not likely to ever get rid of this rash.

Posted: 2002-11-20 07:19am
by haas mark
Greedy Animal! You are...
56% greedy!


In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 159 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.

Good luck with your future life.




Of the 1,652,577 test takers so far:


5% are as greedy as you.
27% are greedier than you.
68% are less greedy than you.

And according to the GreedTest...

Coupon users are more likely to steal.

Republicans are less likely to commit dog-murder.

Hookers are more likely to know the value of a dollar.

Homeless people are more likely to work at TheSpark.

I am not likely to ever get rid of this rash.

Posted: 2002-11-20 07:27am
by Pu-239
GODDAMMIT!!! Stop spamming with these tests

Posted: 2002-11-20 07:28am
by Vympel
40% greedy.

Posted: 2002-11-20 07:45am
by Mr Bean
48% greedy!
Just under Half Greedy

Posted: 2002-11-20 07:51am
by weemadando
Greedy Animal! You are...
70% greedy!

In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 110 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.

Good luck with your future life.

Of the 1,652,577 test takers so far:
1% are as greedy as you.
7% are greedier than you.
92% are less greedy than you.

Posted: 2002-11-20 08:06am
by Mike_6002
My results:

Greedy Animal! You are...
52% greedy!


In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 173 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.

Good luck with your future life.




Of the 1,652,577 test takers so far:


7% are as greedy as you.
39% are greedier than you.
54% are less greedy than you.

And according to the GreedTest...

Coupon users are more likely to steal.

Republicans are less likely to commit dog-murder.

Hookers are more likely to know the value of a dollar.

Homeless people are more likely to work at TheSpark.

I am not likely to ever get rid of this rash.

Posted: 2002-11-20 11:05am
by starfury
52% greedy!


In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 173 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.

Good luck with your future life.




Of the 1,652,577 test takers so far:


7% are as greedy as you.
39% are greedier than you.
54% are less greedy than you.

And according to the GreedTest...

Coupon users are more likely to steal.

Republicans are less likely to commit dog-murder.

Hookers are more likely to know the value of a dollar.

Homeless people are more likely to work at TheSpark.

I am not likely to ever get rid of this rash.

Posted: 2002-11-20 11:12am
by Lord Pounder
Greedy Animal! You are...
74% greedy!


In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 96 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.

Good luck with your future life.

Posted: 2002-11-20 11:38am
by Ghost Rider
I'm 88% :twisted:

Posted: 2002-11-20 12:22pm
by Zaia
Do these quizzes count as spamming? This is OT....I thought it was just another way for us to get to know each other... :D

Anyway, I'm 44% greedy!

"In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 201 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight."

There is no way in HELL I would put mayo in my undies and wear them for a month for any amount of money. Miracle Whip maybe, but mayo?! Puh-LEEZ. :wink:

Posted: 2002-11-20 12:50pm
by Larz
:: thinks about Zaia's post... thinks that should stop thinking about that :: 46% greedy... the squishiness would get to me before the month ended, now marshmellows...

Posted: 2002-11-20 01:04pm
by Zaia
Larz wrote::: thinks about Zaia's post... thinks that should stop thinking about that :: 46% greedy... the squishiness would get to me before the month ended, now marshmellows...
Squishiness? LOL... :D

I think I'm actually greedier than that--they didn't ask questions pertaining to foreign travel and diamonds which I am most certainly greedy for. I'm not into that piddly video rental stuff... *scoffs* :wink: