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patkelly vs. Pavel

Posted: 2002-11-20 03:16pm
by fgalkin
Welcome to the semifinals of the SD.net Ultimate Stupidity and Trollishness Cup.

Today, we will have a semifinal. Yesterday, RayCav lost to Patkelly in a heated battle, by one vote.

Today, we will see whether he can defeat Pavel and move on to the finals to fight for the Ultimate Stupidity and Trollishness Cup. His opponents would be either DokStar or Azeron.

So, who wins, the Motherfucking Necrophiliac Transvestite, or the Pompous Pedoplhile Bastard?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Posted: 2002-11-20 03:20pm
by Sea Skimmer
Temporary victory to Pavel. Followed by his gruesome slaughter by my Sith Dark Templar assassins

Posted: 2002-11-20 03:38pm
by Colonel Olrik
Yesterday I voted for patkelly only to see him ripped to shreds by Pavel, today :twisted:

Posted: 2002-11-20 03:39pm
by Mike_6002
Pavel, my reason lesser of the two evils, DarkStar will win overall

Posted: 2002-11-20 06:06pm
by data_link
Most likely, neither, as they will stop fighting as soon as they realize they're soulmates.

Posted: 2002-11-20 06:09pm
by haas mark
data_link wrote:Most likely, neither, as they will stop fighting as soon as they realize they're soulmates.
*shudder*

BTW, I accidentally voted for patkelly.

Posted: 2002-11-20 06:10pm
by Next of Kin
data_link wrote:Most likely, neither, as they will stop fighting as soon as they realize they're soulmates.
A match made in hell?

Posted: 2002-11-20 06:11pm
by haas mark
Next of Kin wrote:
data_link wrote:Most likely, neither, as they will stop fighting as soon as they realize they're soulmates.
A match made in hell?
Hell's too god for them. They deserve special treatment. Send em to heaven. :twisted:

Posted: 2002-11-20 06:26pm
by Mike_6002
data_link wrote:Most likely, neither, as they will stop fighting as soon as they realize they're soulmates.
Oh dear god no....this is worse than DarkStar ranting about ST

Posted: 2002-11-20 06:39pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
data_link wrote:Most likely, neither, as they will stop fighting as soon as they realize they're soulmates.
*Pukes up his mash potatoes..*
DAMMIT!! I spent an HOUR cooking that!!!
Patkelly and Pavel (OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!) are gonna pay for those wasted Mash Potatoes!......
Well Pavel's gone so I'll head off to PK's Pod of Perverts™!
*picks up his Railgun and gets into his starfighter, takes off, and heads to www.logicalreality.com ....


Then comes back and lands to pick up his BFG and Atomic Pentagram Bombs he almost forgot, then climbs back in, lifts off, and punches the afterburners!*

Posted: 2002-11-20 08:00pm
by fgalkin
Don't kill 'em now, wait till the Final.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Posted: 2002-11-20 08:09pm
by data_link
Mike_6002 wrote:
data_link wrote:Most likely, neither, as they will stop fighting as soon as they realize they're soulmates.
Oh dear god no....this is worse than DarkStar ranting about ST
Actually, this would be a good thing; with a drunk pseudo-russian around, patkelly won't have to fuck little children, thereby saving the children from yet another sexual predator.