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SS, if you and Lucas got into a light saber/Force power duel, who would win? (SuperShadow: Let’s see. Lucas is a sixty year old tub of lard who can’t walk up a flight of stairs without getting winded. In contrast, many consider me to be a world-class athlete. Lucas would be dead within seconds probably from fright after seeing me.)

I don't care if this gets HOSed, it was worth it! Taken from you-know-where...

I can't believe that noone has acted against SuperShadow.

Not exactly PSW either.

Off to OT.

Even if Lucas lost, he'd just create a Special Edition of the fight which he could alter to his whims.

this is soo funny considering SS says george is his 'bestest friend'...

there is a petition going aroudn to get this moron stripped off the internet. and awhile back a lawyer from lucasfilm contacted him and ordered a cease and desist for 90 days, he was back to his normal shit after that. there is even an Anti-SS website out there.

Isn't SuperShadow the guy who became famous for posting completely bogus "spoiler" scripts for TPM?

SuperShadow wrote:In contrast, many consider me to be a world-class athlete.

That was sad.

Mange the Swede wrote:I can't believe that noone has acted against SuperShadow.

The Official Site's Forum has outlawed the use of his name and will temp-ban anyone who links to site. They've also penalized him and his site for abusing his Hyperspce subscription at one point. EDIT: Cawbi Desco hit the nail on the head.

Darth Wong wrote:Isn't SuperShadow the guy who became famous for posting completely bogus "spoiler" scripts for TPM?

That's the one. He also claims to have early drafts for the Prequels and post-ROTJ films (which will nevr come out) which read like the writings of a seventh grader. This is also the same guy who'd claimed to have a copy of the Episode II script before Lucas had even finished writing it!

here's a ban SS from the web pettion

Methinks some people take him far too seriously...

Darth Wong wrote:Isn't SuperShadow the guy who became famous for posting completely bogus "spoiler" scripts for TPM?

Yes. In fact I used to post on the boards there before I realised how un legit he was. The guy should be drawn and quatered if not for bolsterous ignorance of the highest order.

He is incredibley audacious as of late, posting "interviews" with George Lucas and Hayden Christian. I wouldn't be suprised if he got his ass sued. Another thing that makes me laugh is the picture of his "girlfriend" on his website. In fact his whole website is good for laughs.

nother thing that makes me laugh is the picture of his "girlfriend" on his website.

LOL! I remember that. The one that's clearly taken from some porn website, right?

BTW, trusty Wikipedia has an entry on him.

so would it be safe to say this guy is the darkstar of warsies?

Are you sure he's not just the SW equivalent of the Real Ultimate Power guy?

Galvatron wrote:Are you sure he's not just the SW equivalent of the Real Ultimate Power guy?

it's obvious that the real ultimate power guy isn't serious though. mostly obvious.

http://www.angelfire.com/crazy3/realsupershadow/
http://members.msn.com/default.msnw?gui ... ch1zz6UZW6

Second one is hilarious, who would've thought one of his interests is Christianity. Lying and cheating, way to go.

In contrast, many consider me to be a world-class athlete.

Did this sound as familiar to anyone else as it did to me?

"I'm the Homestar Runner! Some folk say I'm a teriffic athlete."

Heh...

Oh, and you know, the Wiki entry for SuperShadow is for the most part exactly the same as the first site Meest posted.

We need to take him down. Who can spare a few squads of Stormtroopers?

Actually, that bit about 'world class athlete' immediately made me think of '228 lb. bench press' Stewie.

I remember stumbling across SS' website a while back, in total innocence. I read through his supposed ep 7 script concept and it was so... stupid... I knew it had to be fake.

Hot damn!

I browsed over to his site, and thereupon was this priceless gem. From the mouths of babes...

SS answering a fan wrote:The only negative thing about Star Wars is that my girlfriend has slightly large ears and has been teased since she was young as "YODA." (SuperShadow: In the United States, it is a great honor to be derided by others for being “special.”)

Yes, he's been a special child all his life...

Mr. Lucas: How can you put up with SuperShadow making remarks about you all the time? Is it all in fun or does it get under your skin sometimes? Thanks!

George Lucas: It hurts. Criticism, no matter what the source, hurts your feelings because all I’m trying to do is make films that the fans will enjoy. The fact that Shadow pokes fun at me for being fat, greedy, making many plot errors while writing the prequels, the list goes on and on. It does hurt my ego a little because Shadow is a close friend. However, I can’t imagine life without him. Shadow is my connection to the fans. He’s an invaluable source of information.

That is such total bullshit.

If Super Cunt is such a best bud of Lucas, he should know that criticism hardly bothers him at all...

Who are these fucking retards who take SuperShadow seriously?