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FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young TELEMARKETER named JESSE. He was QUICKLY ROAMING in the POISONOUS forest when he met DEADLY PETER, a run-away PIANIST from the BLOODY Queen MARY.

JESSE could see that DEADLY PETER was hungry so he reached into his BAG and give him his MELANCHOLY APPLE. DEADLY PETER was thankful for JESSE's APPLE, so he told JESSE a very DEPRESSING story about Queen MARY's daughter JANE. How her mother, the BLOODY Queen MARY, kept her locked away in a CASTLE protected by a gigantic FLAMINGO, because JANE was so BLACK.

JESSE PEEKED. He vowed to DEADLY PETER the PIANIST that he would save the BLACK JANE. He would SMITE the FLAMINGO, and take JANE far away from her eveil mother, the BLOODY Queen MARY, and RUN her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a GLOOMY LIGHTNING and DEADLY PETER the PIANIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic FLAMINGO from his story. BLOODY Queen MARY BROKE out from behind a BOWL and struck JESSE dead. In the far off CASTLE you could hear a SCREAM.

THE END.

Once upon a time there has a young SECRET SERVICE AGENT named CLARENCE. He was COCKMASTER TOILETING in the ASSCLOWN forest when he met MOTHERFUCKER TARQUIN, a run-away ANIMAL INSEMINATOR from the TALLYWHACKER Queen COLIN.

CLARENCE could see that MOTHERFUCKER TARQUIN was hungry so he reached into his POT and give him his WINDOWLICKER SAUSAGE. MOTHERFUCKER TARQUIN was thankful for CLARENCE's SAUSAGE, so he told CLARENCE a very RIDES THE SHORT BUS story about Queen COLIN's daughter DAVE. How her mother, the TALLYWHACKER Queen COLIN, kept her locked away in a ADULT BOOKSTORE protected by a gigantic ASSHAT, because DAVE was so HATFUCKER.

CLARENCE DID. He vowed to MOTHERFUCKER TARQUIN the ANIMAL INSEMINATOR that he would save the HATFUCKER DAVE. He would THIS the ASSHAT, and take DAVE far away from her eveil mother, the TALLYWHACKER Queen COLIN, and DOES her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a MOLESTER URINATION and MOTHERFUCKER TARQUIN the ANIMAL INSEMINATOR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic ASSHAT from his story. TALLYWHACKER Queen COLIN DID out from behind a FORKLIFT TRUCK and struck CLARENCE dead. In the far off ADULT BOOKSTORE you could hear a SQUELCH.

THE END.

Oh my God, it's a stray post from the SA forums!

Once upon a time there has a young SPANKING PRIEST named DICK MUNCHMAN. He was BOLLOCKINGLY SPANKING in the INCOMPREHENSIBLY IDIOTIC forest when he met UTTERLY BOLLOCKING WILLY DOODLES, a run-away ARSE INSPECTOR from the MIND-MUMBINGLY INEPT Queen ELECIA SPANKBOTTOM.

DICK MUNCHMAN could see that UTTERLY BOLLOCKING WILLY DOODLES was hungry so he reached into his AMBIGUOUSLY LOCATED BODY CAVITY and give him his INEXCUSABLY PERVERTED HAMSTERBURGER. UTTERLY BOLLOCKING WILLY DOODLES was thankful for DICK MUNCHMAN's HAMSTERBURGER, so he told DICK MUNCHMAN a very NOT-ALTOGETHER-THERE MENTALLY story about Queen ELECIA SPANKBOTTOM's daughter TITTIE BOOMBOOM. How her mother, the MIND-MUMBINGLY INEPT Queen ELECIA SPANKBOTTOM, kept her locked away in a TEMPLE OF NAUGHTINESS protected by a gigantic HUMONGOUS DRAGON PLUSHIE, because TITTIE BOOMBOOM was so VAGUELY SANE.

DICK MUNCHMAN SPANKED. He vowed to UTTERLY BOLLOCKING WILLY DOODLES the ARSE INSPECTOR that he would save the VAGUELY SANE TITTIE BOOMBOOM. He would WHACK the HUMONGOUS DRAGON PLUSHIE, and take TITTIE BOOMBOOM far away from her eveil mother, the MIND-MUMBINGLY INEPT Queen ELECIA SPANKBOTTOM, and SPANK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a TRAGICALLY MORONIC CELESTIAL ARSE CANCER SYMPTOM and UTTERLY BOLLOCKING WILLY DOODLES the ARSE INSPECTOR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HUMONGOUS DRAGON PLUSHIE from his story. MIND-MUMBINGLY INEPT Queen ELECIA SPANKBOTTOM FUCKED out from behind a COLD FUSION DILDO and struck DICK MUNCHMAN dead. In the far off TEMPLE OF NAUGHTINESS you could hear a PFFFFFFFT!!!!!.

THE END.

Once upon a time there has a young STREETWALKER named DICK. He was MOLTEN RAPING in the SALTY forest when he met SWEATY HUMPALOT, a run-away TURKEY MASTURBATOR from the LUSCIOUS Queen HEIDI.

DICK could see that SWEATY HUMPALOT was hungry so he reached into his JUG and give him his AROUSING TONGUE. SWEATY HUMPALOT was thankful for DICK's TONGUE, so he told DICK a very ATTRACTIVE story about Queen HEIDI's daughter GUDRUN. How her mother, the LUSCIOUS Queen HEIDI, kept her locked away in a BROTHEL protected by a gigantic SEX PREDATOR, because GUDRUN was so RIGID.

DICK RAPED. He vowed to SWEATY HUMPALOT the TURKEY MASTURBATOR that he would save the RIGID GUDRUN. He would KILL the SEX PREDATOR, and take GUDRUN far away from her eveil mother, the LUSCIOUS Queen HEIDI, and RAPE her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a ERECT INTERCOURSE and SWEATY HUMPALOT the TURKEY MASTURBATOR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic SEX PREDATOR from his story. LUSCIOUS Queen HEIDI MASTURBATED out from behind a CYCLONE MISSILE LAUNCHER and struck DICK dead. In the far off BROTHEL you could hear a OOOOOH!.

I decided to make a porn fairytale.

Fairy Tale
Once upon a time there has a young FLUFFER named RANDY. He was ROUGH FUCKING in the DEEP forest when he met HARD RON, a run-away PORNSTAR from the LONG Queen JENNA.

RANDY could see that HARD RON was hungry so he reached into his CONDOM and give him his SLIPPERY BANANA. HARD RON was thankful for RANDY's BANANA, so he told RANDY a very SMOOTH story about Queen JENNA's daughter JEANIE. How her mother, the LONG Queen JENNA, kept her locked away in a BURLESQUE protected by a gigantic SEX KITTEN, because JEANIE was so SOFT.

RANDY CUSSED. He vowed to HARD RON the PORNSTAR that he would save the SOFT JEANIE. He would BANG the SEX KITTEN, and take JEANIE far away from her eveil mother, the LONG Queen JENNA, and FUCK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a WET SEX and HARD RON the PORNSTAR began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic SEX KITTEN from his story. LONG Queen JENNA CUMMED out from behind a DILDO and struck RANDY dead. In the far off BURLESQUE you could hear a MOAN.

THE END.

Ha. aerius has a good imagination, doesn't he?

Yours is damn good too, I see that great minds think alike when it comes to sex.

Doesn't fit well enough... Let me try again.

aerius wrote:Yours is damn good too, I see that great minds think alike when it comes to sex.

You should have seen my first one....

verilon wrote:

aerius wrote:Yours is damn good too, I see that great minds think alike when it comes to sex.

You should have seen my first one....

Oh? Show us...

Ted wrote:

verilon wrote:

aerius wrote:Yours is damn good too, I see that great minds think alike when it comes to sex.

You should have seen my first one....

Oh? Show us...

I will have to find it...it's in my LJ somewhere.

Once upon a time there has a young PROFESSIONAL COCKSUCKER named RANDY RODDY. He was FRANTICALLY MASTURBATING in the MOIST forest when he met JUICY SWOLLENMEMBER, a run-away FILIPINO WHORE from the TASTY Queen MARY.

RANDY RODDY could see that JUICY SWOLLENMEMBER was hungry so he reached into his ANUS and give him his TIGHT PENIS SANDWICH. JUICY SWOLLENMEMBER was thankful for RANDY RODDY's PENIS SANDWICH, so he told RANDY RODDY a very SEXUAL story about Queen MARY's daughter RUTH. How her mother, the TASTY Queen MARY, kept her locked away in a HOUSE OF CLASS protected by a gigantic COCK MONKEY, because RUTH was so PENDULOUS.

RANDY RODDY EJACULATED. He vowed to JUICY SWOLLENMEMBER the FILIPINO WHORE that he would save the PENDULOUS RUTH. He would SODOMIZE the COCK MONKEY, and take RUTH far away from her eveil mother, the TASTY Queen MARY, and FELLATING her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a TENDER MASTURBATION and JUICY SWOLLENMEMBER the FILIPINO WHORE began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic COCK MONKEY from his story. TASTY Queen MARY ORGASMED out from behind a SM RACK and struck RANDY RODDY dead. In the far off HOUSE OF CLASS you could hear a MMMMMMMMM.

Once upon a time there has a young MECHANIC named HANK. He was SLOWLY BRINGING in the MYSTERIOUS forest when he met SEXY BOB, a run-away FIREMAN from the SCRUMPTIOUS Queen SARAH.

HANK could see that SEXY BOB was hungry so he reached into his YELLOW BOX and give him his SMALL MEXICAN. SEXY BOB was thankful for HANK's MEXICAN, so he told HANK a very SYRUPY story about Queen SARAH's daughter LEAH. How her mother, the SCRUMPTIOUS Queen SARAH, kept her locked away in a TOWER protected by a gigantic FROG, because LEAH was so CREEPY.

HANK SHAKEN. He vowed to SEXY BOB the FIREMAN that he would save the CREEPY LEAH. He would RECALL the FROG, and take LEAH far away from her eveil mother, the SCRUMPTIOUS Queen SARAH, and IS her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a JEALOUS TORNADO and SEXY BOB the FIREMAN began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic FROG from his story. SCRUMPTIOUS Queen SARAH FLEW out from behind a PIANO and struck HANK dead. In the far off TOWER you could hear a CRACKLE.

THE END.

Once upon a time there has a young CONCESSIONIST named JUNIOR. He was VERY WRITHING in the DEAD forest when he met RED PATRICK, a run-away TELEMARKETER from the BLOODY Queen MARY.

JUNIOR could see that RED PATRICK was hungry so he reached into his BOX and give him his GREY LASAGNA. RED PATRICK was thankful for JUNIOR's LASAGNA, so he told JUNIOR a very INSOLATE story about Queen MARY's daughter JANE. How her mother, the BLOODY Queen MARY, kept her locked away in a SKYSCRAPER protected by a gigantic HEDGEHOG, because JANE was so GLOOMY.

JUNIOR FLUNG. He vowed to RED PATRICK the TELEMARKETER that he would save the GLOOMY JANE. He would BOLT the HEDGEHOG, and take JANE far away from her eveil mother, the BLOODY Queen MARY, and SCREW her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a BLACK LIGHTNING and RED PATRICK the TELEMARKETER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HEDGEHOG from his story. BLOODY Queen MARY GROANED out from behind a SLEDGEHAMMER and struck JUNIOR dead. In the far off SKYSCRAPER you could hear a EEP!.

Once upon a fucking time,
there was an asshole, a bastard and a fucktard. All three were walking through the ignorant woods when the happened across a troll. The fucktard began to hold a conversation with the troll. It was apparant to the other two that they would be here a while. The trolls one worded replies were keeping the fucktard entranced. The bastard had an idea. He walked into the foliage around them and found a big stick. He proceeded to stand next to the troll. Then he swung the stick around and hit the fucktard square on the nose. The troll realized what was going to happend but he couldnt move fast enough. *Thwap* with a mighty hit the bastard sent the troll well on his way to incompetence. The bastard continued on his way. The fucktard was furious and scrambled to his feet. The asshole was moving to catch up with the bastard. On his way by, he kicked the fucktards feet out from under him. 'What an asshole, you little bastard!' cried the fucktard. The asshole didnt look back, but the bastard stopped and looked. 'Shut up you stupid bitch. The moral of this story is never feed the trolls. It tends to piss off the lazy bastards and aggrevate the over abundant assholes.'

The last one seems vaguely appropriate.

Yeah, I tried to right it with the board members in mind. You have the assholes like me. The bastards like yourself. The fucktards which have many people falling into that. then you have your god damned trolls that clutter the fucking boards with trivial bull shit.

Number one can be rehabilitated.
NUmber two will burn in hell for all eternity
Number three must be hunted down and killed painfully
Nymber four must feel the wrath of Exterminatus and Imperial Smackdown!

Ewo,WeeMadAndo, and Verilon! You guys are in my story. Bwahahah!

nce upon a time there has a young OBGYN named ANDERS. He was PLACIDLY LICKING in the TOMBOYISH forest when he met LACY PATRICK, a run-away PLASTIC SURGEON from the FIRE-ENGINE RED Queen SHONSHIQUA.

ANDERS could see that LACY PATRICK was hungry so he reached into his CASKET and give him his PURELY EVIL VEGEMITE. LACY PATRICK was thankful for ANDERS's VEGEMITE, so he told ANDERS a very CHAUVENISTIC story about Queen SHONSHIQUA's daughter AMY. How her mother, the FIRE-ENGINE RED Queen SHONSHIQUA, kept her locked away in a FAST FOOD RESTAURANT protected by a gigantic PWETTY KITTY, because AMY was so DELECTABLE.

ANDERS SKIPPED. He vowed to LACY PATRICK the PLASTIC SURGEON that he would save the DELECTABLE AMY. He would SPELL the PWETTY KITTY, and take AMY far away from her evil mother, the FIRE-ENGINE RED Queen SHONSHIQUA, and POISON her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a EXPENSIVE TYPHOON and LACY PATRICK the PLASTIC SURGEON began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PWETTY KITTY from his story. FIRE-ENGINE RED Queen SHONSHIQUA TORTURED out from behind a ELECTRICAL OUTLET and struck ANDERS dead. In the far off FAST FOOD RESTAURANT you could hear a WOOOOOOOOOOOSH!.

THE END.

These are so much fun! Pity Anders ends up dead....but they're still a lot of fun!!

I begin to wonder about you...

Yeah, I do too...

Zaia wrote:Ewo,WeeMadAndo, and Verilon! You guys are in my story. Bwahahah!

nce upon a time there has a young OBGYN named ANDERS. He was PLACIDLY LICKING in the TOMBOYISH forest when he met LACY PATRICK, a run-away PLASTIC SURGEON from the FIRE-ENGINE RED Queen SHONSHIQUA.

ANDERS could see that LACY PATRICK was hungry so he reached into his CASKET and give him his PURELY EVIL VEGEMITE. LACY PATRICK was thankful for ANDERS's VEGEMITE, so he told ANDERS a very CHAUVENISTIC story about Queen SHONSHIQUA's daughter AMY. How her mother, the FIRE-ENGINE RED Queen SHONSHIQUA, kept her locked away in a FAST FOOD RESTAURANT protected by a gigantic PWETTY KITTY, because AMY was so DELECTABLE.

ANDERS SKIPPED. He vowed to LACY PATRICK the PLASTIC SURGEON that he would save the DELECTABLE AMY. He would SPELL the PWETTY KITTY, and take AMY far away from her evil mother, the FIRE-ENGINE RED Queen SHONSHIQUA, and POISON her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a EXPENSIVE TYPHOON and LACY PATRICK the PLASTIC SURGEON began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PWETTY KITTY from his story. FIRE-ENGINE RED Queen SHONSHIQUA TORTURED out from behind a ELECTRICAL OUTLET and struck ANDERS dead. In the far off FAST FOOD RESTAURANT you could hear a WOOOOOOOOOOOSH!.

THE END.

These are so much fun! Pity Anders ends up dead....but they're still a lot of fun!!

Zaia-hime...
That... was rather unorthodox.
[What the hell, I like it anyway.

Fairy Tale

nce upon a time there has a young MARINE named JACK. He was QUICKLY CHOPPING in the BRAVE forest when he met CRUSTY DAN, a run-away WAREHOUSEMEN from the OBTUSE Queen WINNIE.

JACK could see that CRUSTY DAN was hungry so he reached into his BOTTLE and give him his HOT FRENCH FRIES. CRUSTY DAN was thankful for JACK's FRENCH FRIES, so he told JACK a very COLD story about Queen WINNIE's daughter JESSICA. How her mother, the OBTUSE Queen WINNIE, kept her locked away in a BARN protected by a gigantic DONKEY, because JESSICA was so CRIPPLED.

JACK FARTED. He vowed to CRUSTY DAN the WAREHOUSEMEN that he would save the CRIPPLED JESSICA. He would SHOOT the DONKEY, and take JESSICA far away from her eveil mother, the OBTUSE Queen WINNIE, and RUN her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a NOISY FLOOD and CRUSTY DAN the WAREHOUSEMEN began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic DONKEY from his story. OBTUSE Queen WINNIE BLEW UP out from behind a VASE and struck JACK dead. In the far off BARN you could hear a BOOM.

THE END.

Was it really that weird? *scratches head*

I guess you guys don't know how many times I played mad libs as a kid...add that practice with my random brain and diverse vocabulary, and VOILA!! My faerie tale!

Fairy Tale
nce upon a time there has a young ARCHER named VICTOR. He was SONG SLASHING in the HARD forest when he met BLACK MARK, a run-away COMMANDER from the COLD Queen NATASHA.

VICTOR could see that BLACK MARK was hungry so he reached into his ARMOUR and give him his GREAT BREAD. BLACK MARK was thankful for VICTOR's BREAD, so he told VICTOR a very DARK story about Queen NATASHA's daughter KATHERINE. How her mother, the COLD Queen NATASHA, kept her locked away in a FORTRESS protected by a gigantic DRAGON, because KATHERINE was so SHINY.

VICTOR DONE. He vowed to BLACK MARK the COMMANDER that he would save the SHINY KATHERINE. He would DID the DRAGON, and take KATHERINE far away from her eveil mother, the COLD Queen NATASHA, and DID her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a IMMENSE TORNADO and BLACK MARK the COMMANDER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic DRAGON from his story. COLD Queen NATASHA SANG out from behind a SWORD and struck VICTOR dead. In the far off FORTRESS you could hear a LOUD.