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What would you do if you had magical/psionic/supernatural abilities? What would you, if given the chance, choose to be these abilities?(say you yhad class levels, in psion, and sorcerer, and where limited as to the variety of powers for instance)
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Abuse them, no doubt. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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telepathic pyrokinetic telekinetic, what else?
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Spell casting, telepathy, telekinesis. And yes, I would abuse them as well.*thinks of the possibilities of te suggestion spell in PE, or perhaps delayed blast fireball. I couild place the little orbs within each others blast radius with a little sign under each that says "do not touch" naturally the other students would touch one causeing them all to detonate :twisted: *
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Try to figure out how to use them to generate vast amounts of wealth for myself.
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:What would you do if you had magical/psionic/supernatural abilities? What would you, if given the chance, choose to be these abilities?(say you yhad class levels, in psion, and sorcerer, and where limited as to the variety of powers for instance)
Despite good intentions, I'd likely abuse them...
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High Level electrokinesis, Mid Level telekinesis, and Mid Level Telepathy. Also, the Giga Slave spell from Slayers.
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Darth Wong wrote:Try to figure out how to use them to generate vast amounts of wealth for myself.
Use psionic powers to persuade young girls into becoming your sexual slaves.

Then go into business as a pimp masta! That way Wong gets money and nooki3.

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Lets go into detail as to how you would use them.
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:Lets go into detail as to how you would use them.
I would, by the way, take mind binding and shielding, balefire, and instant telepathy. I would balefire all my opponents out of the way, and could easily threaten those that would try to harm me. In many, many ways.
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Understand, Alyrium, I would use my vast powers of destruction, telepathy, mind-control, wealth-generation, and death-conjuring out of a desire to do good.... Ah, hell, I'd just use them to take over the world and be evil (and cool) while doing it.
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I would cause televangelists to shit their pants on live broadcasts! Benny Hinn, heal thyself! Or is that clean thyself? :twisted:
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I would do my best to use the powers to benefit myself enormously while not harming others. I would fail, more than likely.
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Telepathy: Bester or Lyta level. Why bother with anything else? I can control people and situations, my hand will never be seen to do anything 'illegal', I walk in the shadows as the power behind the throne.

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<splurge> i wish i had amazing powers of telekinesis
<splurge> i would be able to fondle boobies with my MIND!
<purenergy> ya
<purenergy> u can do that now
<purenergy> use ur imagination
<splurge> but i mean, imagine being able to stimulate a girl in a bar
<splurge> just stick a finger of telekinetic force up her spatch
<splurge> wiggle it around
<splurge> vibrate
<splurge> all sorts of crazy shit
<splurge> then get a good grip and gently lead her over to a seat beside you
<splurge> you'd get so much play it wouldn't even be funny
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Master of Ossus wrote:Understand, Alyrium, I would use my vast powers of destruction, telepathy, mind-control, wealth-generation, and death-conjuring out of a desire to do good.... Ah, hell, I'd just use them to take over the world and be evil (and cool) while doing it.
Great minds think alike.

Lets say I had the powers of KArsus and the God-Emperor of Man...

But actually I'd raise an army of mentally conditioned sorcerors who live and die at my command (Kind of like the Ashaman, but these guys channel in one hand throw grenades with the other.

Then I'd create a force of 20 supermen (the Primarchs) who would form the basis for a core of ultimate supersoldiers in Dreadnought-type power armor.

Then I'd enslave the pretty women and turn them into a L33T bodyguard squad dressed in black leather, using psionics to deceive, inveigle and obfuscate. I'd leave Zaia-hime and Kelly-sama alone, but all other chicks will become my utter slaves! Mwahahahaha!

Then I'd take over the world and use my superior mentality to bring humanity to the stars. Idiots, Trolls and Trekkies will be slain in horrific ways as part of the Grand Inquisition, while ugly women will be exterminated. Humanity shall become a dominant force under MY leadership!
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High level telekenesis, mid level telepathy, teleportation. Here's what I do with it:
  1. Kill my mother. I hate her friggin guts.
  2. Blow up my school. Just for fun.
  3. Gather up all of the prominent idiots in the world and force them to fight each other in hand to hand combat.
  4. Rob the First National Bank.
  5. Aquire several functional nuclear weapons.
  6. Place said nuclear weapons in key metropolises around the world so as to discourage anyone trying to capture me.
  7. Use stolen money to establish educational facilities in U.S. that employ competent teachers.
  8. Persuade (by force choking) the politicians in U.S. not to allow people to home school their kids and/or send them to any private school which does not meet my standards for education.
  9. Persuade same politicians to tax religious institutions as they would any other business.
  10. Stop to further educate myself and plan what to do next.
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1. Use my TK to win big at gambling.
2. With my fortune set up an Evil Lair(TM).
3. Start my conquest of the World.
a. Basically I go around showing off and telling everyone to live how I want them to live or I'll kill them all.

b. Take out my enemies.

4. Find true love. And I know it's true because of my telepathy.
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1. Perform many very incredible and very public 'miracles'
2. Tell people I'm God
3. Gathering followers
4. Make sure people know that I can not be stopped by mere mortals
5. Benignly rule for the rest of my days
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I may post a situation like this, in a fanfic.
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Simple: Get rich off them! That, and kill off a few people I don't like. There's a lot you can d with supernatural powers, and in the hands of someone resourceful, the results can be shocking.
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I'd take as much power as I needed to make myself Unquestioned God Emperor of all Sentience and Lesser Life.
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I would leave this bloody rock...

If I am an eagle, why would I soar with turkeys...?

Or, I could replace the Illuminate with my own regime... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Pick up chicks like Natalie Portman :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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And make myself into a Balrog. Ehh wait. Forgot humans cant do it with Balrogs...... Myabe ill juat keep morhping. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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