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...that you're underappreciated and ahead of your time?

I do all the time!
So I invented a Quantum Capastor Time Machine, Traveled back and stole a better when then traveled ahead to find even in the year 3000 I was still ahead of my time

Miffied I orstrated the destruction of that time and got the stock prices for 2003, By the end of the year my personal worth will be near Bill Gates thanks to double checking what next month Power Ball numbers would be to. In order to get the 58 Mil I need to use the stockmarket to turn it into 127 Bil



Random moment of insanity brought to you by Mr Bean

Of course I'm ahead of my time! It's July 29th, 2002 where I live!

[egocentric maniac voice] Yes![/egocenteric maniac voice]

When you say "under-appreciated and ahead of your time", you're not referring to sexual performance, are you? Because premature ejaculation is a tough problem to beat.

Perhaps trying too hard to beat it is the problem.

Darth Wong wrote:When you say "under-appreciated and ahead of your time", you're not referring to sexual performance, are you? Because premature ejaculation is a tough problem to beat.

Keep your personal problems to yourself Mike. There is no such thing as premature ejaculation, the other person is just late.

David wrote:Keep your personal problems to yourself Mike. There is no such thing as premature ejaculation, the other person is just late.

Yeah, she should be finished by three minutes anyway. Right? Right? Hey, what's that look supposed to mean?

Darth Wong wrote:When you say "under-appreciated and ahead of your time", you're not referring to sexual performance, are you? Because premature ejaculation is a tough problem to beat.

Sounds like someone's not properly flogging the dolphin an hour beforehand...