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Is there going to be a massive *POKING* ceremony or something?

Whatever happens, it's certainly not too far away by the look of things.

No, there is going to be a massive ceremony where a supermod deletes all the accounts of the morons who have never posted, right? *Glares at mods.*

data_link wrote:No, there is going to be a massive ceremony where a supermod deletes all the accounts of the morons who have never posted, right? *Glares at mods.*

I'm all for it. It's just that Mike has to get around to it.

If anything, it should be done before the 1,000th member posts

Vympel wrote:If anything, it should be done before the 1,000th member posts

Or before we have a 1000th member...

Is there a database problem with so many people?

Vympel wrote:If anything, it should be done before the 1,000th member posts

Yeah, at 999 for spite. If Wong needs help then perhaps the more trusted mods should be given admin powers for a short time. 350 odd accounts would take a while to delete.

We've past the 1000 mark a while ago. Mike deleted a lot of members that never posted

Rathark wrote:Is there going to be a massive *POKING* ceremony or something?

Whatever happens, it's certainly not too far away by the look of things.

People yawn...

What happens to the 1000th member?

When he reaches his 1000th post, he explodes.

Patrick Degan wrote:What happens to the 1000th member?

When he reaches his 1000th post, he explodes.

Or 1000th minute on the board, whichever comes first. :twisted:

verilon wrote:

Patrick Degan wrote:What happens to the 1000th member?

When he reaches his 1000th post, he explodes.

Or 1000th minute on the board, whichever comes first. :twisted:

Or if all three converge (1000th member makes 1000th post on 100th minute) Wong will convert to Christianity.

I seriously doubt that'll happen. He'll reach Nirvana.

verilon wrote:I seriously doubt that'll happen. He'll reach Nirvana.

Yeah, and he'll be surrounded by dark-eyed virgins and have an endless parade of trolls and fundies brought before him for mocking.

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:

verilon wrote:I seriously doubt that'll happen. He'll reach Nirvana.

Yeah, and he'll be surrounded by dark-eyed virgins and have an endless parade of trolls and fundies brought before him for mocking.

And promptly be reincarnated.

Wong wakes up in some church facing a baptismal font.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Wong wakes up in some church facing a baptismal font.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

......*chirpchirp*.......

verilon wrote:

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Wong wakes up in some church facing a baptismal font.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

......*chirpchirp*.......

... children are playing ...

There won't be a 1000th member, because before he registers, all the accounts of the people who haven't posted since August will be deleted. This will repeat until we have more than 1000 members that actually make more than one post a year.

When the 8th member is made the 8th mod, and makes the 8th post on the 8th day of the 8th month, I will become a Small God and promptly declare Mondays a holy day.

SirNitram wrote:When the 8th member is made the 8th mod, and makes the 8th post on the 8th day of the 8th month, I will become a Small God and promptly declare Mondays a holy day.

Says the 8th member.