SD.NET Merchandise

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-28 04:59pm

If Wong ever consindered merchandisizing, I want to hear ideas of what we would sell (T-Shrits, Posters...) I'm just wondering

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2002-11-28 05:03pm

We could always market tracts extolling the stupidity of creationism, kind of like chick tracts only ours will be logical, enertaining, and well drawn.
It goes without saying that they'll be known "Wong Tracts."

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-11-28 05:07pm

Tosho wrote:We could always market tracts extolling the stupidity of creationism, kind of like chick tracts only ours will be logical, enertaining, and well drawn.
It goes without saying that they'll be known "Wong Tracts."

You left out the anal.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-11-28 05:16pm

Creationists are stupid t-shirts?

something to do with the imperail smack down t-shirts

and Brotherhood of the Monkey t-shirts with a lil monkey that looks like the one in my sig

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2002-11-28 05:41pm

Mike_6002 wrote:If Wong ever consindered merchandisizing, I want to hear ideas of what we would sel (T-Shrits, Posters...) I'm just wondering

I'd like a polo-type shirt with a Star Destroyer for the emblem.

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-28 05:52pm

Mike_6002 wrote:If Wong ever consindered merchandisizing, I want to hear ideas of what we would sel (T-Shrits, Posters...) I'm just wondering

<Yogurt>Walk this way. Take a look. We put the site's name on everything Merchandizing. Merchandizing. Where the real money from the site is made. Stardestroyer.net the T-shit. Stardestroyer.net the coloring book. Stardestroyer.net the lunch box. Stardestroyer.net the breakfast cereal. Stardestroyer.net the flamethrower. *ignites flamethrower* Kids love this one.</Yogurt>

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-11-28 05:56pm

Stardestroyer.net logo on the back, with "Get your fill of sci-fi, science, and mockery of stupid people" on the front.

Dirty Harry · Post by **Dirty Harry** » 2002-11-28 06:09pm

Coffe mugs anyone?
Also, imagine if there was SD.NET ashtrays

Dirty Harry · Post by **Dirty Harry** » 2002-11-28 06:11pm

XaLEv wrote:
Tosho wrote:We could always market tracts extolling the stupidity of creationism, kind of like chick tracts only ours will be logical, enertaining, and well drawn.
It goes without saying that they'll be known "Wong Tracts."
You left out the anal.

Indeed, mike could start his own porno brand!

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-11-28 06:12pm

Dirty Harry wrote:Coffe mugs anyone?
Also, imagine if there was SD.NET ashtrays

"Insert cremated trolls, fundies, and general idiots here"
EDIT: for the ashtrays, not coffee mugs. LoL

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-28 06:12pm

This would be perfect for a T-Shirt

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-28 06:45pm

[quote] "Insert cremated trolls, fundies, and general idiots here" [\quote]

Now that will be perfect to dispose of the trolls...afterwards just dump it down the can so they can go where they belong the sewer of society

"Stardestroyer.NET the Flamethrower <I want that>"

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-28 07:12pm

Placing a star destroyer on a shirt and selling it would be a violation of copyright.

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-11-28 07:29pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:Placing a star destroyer on a shirt and selling it would be a violation of copyright.

Fine, SS. Ruin our fun...

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2002-11-28 07:31pm

A master crafter functional wedge of doom with 200gigaton turbolights.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-11-28 07:37pm

SolidSnake wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:Placing a star destroyer on a shirt and selling it would be a violation of copyright.
Fine, SS. Ruin our fun...

you could put "Salm rules" on the t-shirts. if you payed me a little fee, say 80 % of the money you gain with the sales, i wouldnt mind giving my name away for something like that.

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-28 08:02pm

salm wrote:
SolidSnake wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:Placing a star destroyer on a shirt and selling it would be a violation of copyright.
Fine, SS. Ruin our fun...
you could put "Salm rules" on the t-shirts. if you payed me a little fee, say 80 % of the money you gain with the sales, i wouldnt mind giving my name away for something like that.

No, you would put "Wong Rules" on the T-shirts. After all, we wouldn't want to make a statement that wasn't true.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-11-28 08:03pm

data_link wrote:
salm wrote:
SolidSnake wrote: Fine, SS. Ruin our fun...
you could put "Salm rules" on the t-shirts. if you payed me a little fee, say 80 % of the money you gain with the sales, i wouldnt mind giving my name away for something like that.
No, you would put "Wong Rules" on the T-shirts. After all, we wouldn't want to make a statement that wasn't true.

oh, yeah, i forgot!

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-28 08:04pm

How about pinup pictures of Kelly-sama and Zaia-hime?

And the T-shirts could have AJH: Protecting the boards from the scum of the internet.

On the back: Mwahahaha

Falkenhorst · Post by **Falkenhorst** » 2002-11-28 08:14pm

"www.stardestroyer.net" on the front, and the motto about mockery of stupid people on the back.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-28 08:55pm

I'm sure the merchandise would be anti-idiot, so we don't violate copyright with SD.net. Wong could make those "Wong Tracts", and write books like "Anal Sex: The Hole Story", "Daddy, What's Getting Head?", and "1001 Ways to Piss Off Fundies".

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-28 08:58pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm sure the merchandise would be anti-idiot, so we don't violate copyright with SD.net. Wong could make those "Wong Tracts", and write books like "Anal Sex: The Hole Story", "Daddy, What's Getting Head?", and "1001 Ways to Piss Off Fundies".

You forgot: " Fallacies and You: How to debate troll lawyers and win ", " Spirit of Fire: Flaming made easy" as well as " Taking your problems in hand: A guide to good hardcore pornography".

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2002-11-29 12:49am

Dirty Harry wrote:Coffe mugs anyone?
Also, imagine if there was SD.NET ashtrays

Coffee mugs are a good idea. I tend to collect those; just bought a new Alabama mug, even though they lost to Auburn (bought the mug before the shameful loss)....

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-29 12:53am

Dirty Harry wrote:Coffe mugs anyone?
Also, imagine if there was SD.NET ashtrays

No one's going to want an ashtray the size of a dumpster

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-29 12:54am

Sea Skimmer wrote:
No one's going to want an ashtray the size of a dumpster

I though those were called urns?

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