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SD.NET Merchandise

Posted: 2002-11-28 04:59pm
by Mike_6002
If Wong ever consindered merchandisizing, I want to hear ideas of what we would sell (T-Shrits, Posters...) I'm just wondering

Posted: 2002-11-28 05:03pm
by Tosho
We could always market tracts extolling the stupidity of creationism, kind of like chick tracts only ours will be logical, enertaining, and well drawn.
It goes without saying that they'll be known "Wong Tracts."

Posted: 2002-11-28 05:07pm
by XaLEv
Tosho wrote:We could always market tracts extolling the stupidity of creationism, kind of like chick tracts only ours will be logical, enertaining, and well drawn.
It goes without saying that they'll be known "Wong Tracts."
You left out the anal.

Posted: 2002-11-28 05:16pm
by ArmorPierce
Creationists are stupid t-shirts?

something to do with the imperail smack down t-shirts

and Brotherhood of the Monkey t-shirts with a lil monkey that looks like the one in my sig

Re: SD.NET Merchandise

Posted: 2002-11-28 05:41pm
by jegs2
Mike_6002 wrote:If Wong ever consindered merchandisizing, I want to hear ideas of what we would sel (T-Shrits, Posters...) I'm just wondering
I'd like a polo-type shirt with a Star Destroyer for the emblem.

Re: SD.NET Merchandise

Posted: 2002-11-28 05:52pm
by data_link
Mike_6002 wrote:If Wong ever consindered merchandisizing, I want to hear ideas of what we would sel (T-Shrits, Posters...) I'm just wondering
<Yogurt>Walk this way. Take a look. We put the site's name on everything Merchandizing. Merchandizing. Where the real money from the site is made. Stardestroyer.net the T-shit. Stardestroyer.net the coloring book. Stardestroyer.net the lunch box. Stardestroyer.net the breakfast cereal. Stardestroyer.net the flamethrower. *ignites flamethrower* Kids love this one.</Yogurt> :)

Posted: 2002-11-28 05:56pm
by Solid Snake
Stardestroyer.net logo on the back, with "Get your fill of sci-fi, science, and mockery of stupid people" on the front.

Posted: 2002-11-28 06:09pm
by Dirty Harry
Coffe mugs anyone?
Also, imagine if there was SD.NET ashtrays :lol:

Posted: 2002-11-28 06:11pm
by Dirty Harry
XaLEv wrote:
Tosho wrote:We could always market tracts extolling the stupidity of creationism, kind of like chick tracts only ours will be logical, enertaining, and well drawn.
It goes without saying that they'll be known "Wong Tracts."
You left out the anal.
Indeed, mike could start his own porno brand! :D

Posted: 2002-11-28 06:12pm
by Solid Snake
Dirty Harry wrote:Coffe mugs anyone?
Also, imagine if there was SD.NET ashtrays :lol:
"Insert cremated trolls, fundies, and general idiots here"
EDIT: for the ashtrays, not coffee mugs. LoL

Posted: 2002-11-28 06:12pm
by Mike_6002
This would be perfect for a T-Shirt

Image

Posted: 2002-11-28 06:45pm
by Mike_6002
[quote] "Insert cremated trolls, fundies, and general idiots here" [\quote]

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Now that will be perfect to dispose of the trolls...afterwards just dump it down the can so they can go where they belong the sewer of society

"Stardestroyer.NET the Flamethrower <I want that>"

Posted: 2002-11-28 07:12pm
by Sea Skimmer
Placing a star destroyer on a shirt and selling it would be a violation of copyright.

Posted: 2002-11-28 07:29pm
by Solid Snake
Sea Skimmer wrote:Placing a star destroyer on a shirt and selling it would be a violation of copyright.
Fine, SS. Ruin our fun...

Posted: 2002-11-28 07:31pm
by SWPIGWANG
A master crafter functional wedge of doom with 200gigaton turbolights.

Posted: 2002-11-28 07:37pm
by salm
SolidSnake wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:Placing a star destroyer on a shirt and selling it would be a violation of copyright.
Fine, SS. Ruin our fun...
you could put "Salm rules" on the t-shirts. if you payed me a little fee, say 80 % of the money you gain with the sales, i wouldnt mind giving my name away for something like that.

Posted: 2002-11-28 08:02pm
by data_link
salm wrote:
SolidSnake wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:Placing a star destroyer on a shirt and selling it would be a violation of copyright.
Fine, SS. Ruin our fun...
you could put "Salm rules" on the t-shirts. if you payed me a little fee, say 80 % of the money you gain with the sales, i wouldnt mind giving my name away for something like that.
No, you would put "Wong Rules" on the T-shirts. After all, we wouldn't want to make a statement that wasn't true. :P

Posted: 2002-11-28 08:03pm
by salm
data_link wrote:
salm wrote:
SolidSnake wrote: Fine, SS. Ruin our fun...
you could put "Salm rules" on the t-shirts. if you payed me a little fee, say 80 % of the money you gain with the sales, i wouldnt mind giving my name away for something like that.
No, you would put "Wong Rules" on the T-shirts. After all, we wouldn't want to make a statement that wasn't true. :P
oh, yeah, i forgot!

Posted: 2002-11-28 08:04pm
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
How about pinup pictures of Kelly-sama and Zaia-hime?

And the T-shirts could have AJH: Protecting the boards from the scum of the internet.

On the back: Mwahahaha

Posted: 2002-11-28 08:14pm
by Falkenhorst
"www.stardestroyer.net" on the front, and the motto about mockery of stupid people on the back.

Posted: 2002-11-28 08:55pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
I'm sure the merchandise would be anti-idiot, so we don't violate copyright with SD.net. Wong could make those "Wong Tracts", and write books like "Anal Sex: The Hole Story", "Daddy, What's Getting Head?", and "1001 Ways to Piss Off Fundies".

Posted: 2002-11-28 08:58pm
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm sure the merchandise would be anti-idiot, so we don't violate copyright with SD.net. Wong could make those "Wong Tracts", and write books like "Anal Sex: The Hole Story", "Daddy, What's Getting Head?", and "1001 Ways to Piss Off Fundies".
You forgot: " Fallacies and You: How to debate troll lawyers and win ", " Spirit of Fire: Flaming made easy" as well as " Taking your problems in hand: A guide to good hardcore pornography".

Posted: 2002-11-29 12:49am
by jegs2
Dirty Harry wrote:Coffe mugs anyone?
Also, imagine if there was SD.NET ashtrays :lol:
Coffee mugs are a good idea. I tend to collect those; just bought a new Alabama mug, even though they lost to Auburn (bought the mug before the shameful loss)....

Posted: 2002-11-29 12:53am
by Sea Skimmer
Dirty Harry wrote:Coffe mugs anyone?
Also, imagine if there was SD.NET ashtrays :lol:
No one's going to want an ashtray the size of a dumpster

Posted: 2002-11-29 12:54am
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
Sea Skimmer wrote:
No one's going to want an ashtray the size of a dumpster
I though those were called urns?