The French have been humiliated. Again

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-11-28 06:46pm

A few minutes ago, a football game, for the European Cup, between the teams currently in the first place of the French and the Portuguese league has ended.

The french players/journalists/media have been saying all week that the game was already won.

That the Portuguese were too weak, and that they were way better.

That the portuguese team would only worry about defending and not suffering goals.

That, being French, the victory belonged to them.

The game has ended.

They lost, 3 - 0.

The french players are laying on the ground, staring at nothing, crying for their daddies.

Stupid Frogs

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-28 06:48pm

Good old France, they suck at everything but cooking

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2002-11-28 06:53pm

Mike_6002 wrote:Good old France, they suck at everything but cooking

Correct that to wines, in most of the places, their food is crap and too expensive, it's better to stick to fast food.

. Now, wines... That's another matter... And they suck at soccer.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-11-28 06:53pm

Mike_6002 wrote:Good old France, they suck at everything but cooking

They suck at cooking.

Poutine.

It's about as complicated a meal as a frog can do.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-11-28 06:55pm

Warspite wrote:
Mike_6002 wrote:Good old France, they suck at everything but cooking
Correct that to wines, in most of the places, their food is crap and too expensive, it's better to stick to fast food. . Now, wines... That's another matter... And they suck at soccer.

I mean they lost in the first round to Senegal. One of their former colonies.

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-28 06:56pm

Ted wrote:
Mike_6002 wrote:Good old France, they suck at everything but cooking

They suck at cooking.

Poutine.

It's about as complicated a meal as a frog can do.

Then why the hell they have the Cordon Bleu cooking school there, they got to have some decent cooks there, then again they eat FUCKING snails, no wonder why there calle frogs, they eat, smell, and have sex like frogs

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-11-28 06:56pm

Warspite wrote:
Mike_6002 wrote:Good old France, they suck at everything but cooking
Correct that to wines, in most of the places, their food is crap and too expensive, it's better to stick to fast food. . Now, wines... That's another matter... And they suck at soccer.

Ah yes and I remember Portugal's triumphant victory at the World Cup this summer...oh wait! Oh well, you can always cheer for Brasil!

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-11-28 06:57pm

Blarg, they must be feeling stupid.

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-28 06:57pm

Ted wrote:
Warspite wrote:
Mike_6002 wrote:Good old France, they suck at everything but cooking
Correct that to wines, in most of the places, their food is crap and too expensive, it's better to stick to fast food. . Now, wines... That's another matter... And they suck at soccer.
I mean they lost in the first round to Senegal. One of their former colonies.

[Rabid Frog Mode] We let them win, sympathey uhuhhoome [\Rabid Frog Mode]

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-11-28 06:58pm

Next of Kin wrote: Ah yes and I remember Portugal's triumphant victory at the World Cup this summer...oh wait! Oh well, you can always cheer for Brasil!

You've got that right, buddy. Brazil is our second country, and relieves us of much pain

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2002-11-28 06:59pm

Next of Kin wrote:
Warspite wrote:
Mike_6002 wrote:Good old France, they suck at everything but cooking
Correct that to wines, in most of the places, their food is crap and too expensive, it's better to stick to fast food. . Now, wines... That's another matter... And they suck at soccer.
Ah yes and I remember Portugal's triumphant victory at the World Cup this summer...oh wait! Oh well, you can always cheer for Brasil!

Watch it! We are still very sensitive about it! And we did cheer for Brazil!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-28 07:04pm

Ahh but don't you remeber that great line from Scott Adams?

"BAAH! With Wine this bad no WONDER you eat snails to take the taste out of your mouth!"

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2002-11-28 07:10pm

Mr Bean wrote:Ahh but don't you remeber that great line from Scott Adams?

"BAAH! With Wine this bad no WONDER you eat snails to take the taste out of your mouth!"

LMAO!!!!

Great one. But, then, he probably never tasted a Napoleon.

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2002-11-28 07:16pm

Mike_6002 wrote: Then why the hell they have the Cordon Bleu cooking school there, they got to have some decent cooks there, then again they eat FUCKING snails, no wonder why there calle frogs, they eat, smell, and have sex like frogs

There's something faintly sinister about that last part. Let's break it down and see what it is:

French people eat snails - conforms with stereotype

French people smell - conforms with stereotype

French people have sex like frogs - does not conform with known stereotype

Er... Are you speaking from personal experience there, mate?

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-11-28 07:19pm

RadiO wrote:
Mike_6002 wrote: Then why the hell they have the Cordon Bleu cooking school there, they got to have some decent cooks there, then again they eat FUCKING snails, no wonder why there calle frogs, they eat, smell, and have sex like frogs
There's something faintly sinister about that last part. Let's break it down and see what it is:

French people eat snails - conforms with stereotype

French people smell - conforms with stereotype

French people have sex like frogs - does not conform with known stereotype

Er... Are you speaking from personal experience there, mate?

No, and that is just perverted <I think I'm going to puke>

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-11-28 07:25pm

RadiO wrote:
Mike_6002 wrote: Then why the hell they have the Cordon Bleu cooking school there, they got to have some decent cooks there, then again they eat FUCKING snails, no wonder why there calle frogs, they eat, smell, and have sex like frogs
There's something faintly sinister about that last part. Let's break it down and see what it is:

French people eat snails - conforms with stereotype

French people smell - conforms with stereotype

French people have sex like frogs - does not conform with known stereotype

Er... Are you speaking from personal experience there, mate?

You're shocked that they don't conform with a known stereotype?

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-11-28 07:40pm

congrats CO.
stuttgart smashed bruegge today, so i´m quite happy as well.

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2002-11-29 06:57am

Ted wrote: You're shocked that they don't conform with a known stereotype?

No, just surprised that a tirade containing practically every stereotype about the French had such an unusual allegation tucked in right at the end.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-29 07:42am

Radi0, is that a Ravenwing landspeeder?

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2002-11-29 08:22am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Radi0, is that a Ravenwing landspeeder?

Yep. With a multi-melta and an assault cannon, it's probably overcheesy... Just the way I like it.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-29 02:44pm

Bah. I don't like the French anyway. They smell, and they hate Americans.

Has France ever won any war, battle, or sporting event?

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2002-11-29 02:59pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Bah. I don't like the French anyway. They smell, and they hate Americans.

Has France ever won any war, battle, or sporting event?

Austerlitz.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-11-29 03:10pm

LoL, those stupid overly-confident French. I bet they still think that they are one of the worlds major world powers to contend with too. Those French, they just make me so MAAAD; darn, my temples are hurting. I'm going to go cool off now.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-11-29 04:52pm

Yay, go Portugal! Remember them & the British fucked Napeleon on the Iberian Peninsula.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-11-29 04:55pm

Captain Lennox wrote:Yay, go Portugal! Remember them & the British fucked Napeleon on the Iberian Peninsula.

If Portugal wins, Britain wins, it's as simple as that

Actually, it wasn't Boney that Wellington fucked, its was his best Generals.

Boney waited till Waterloo to get ass-raped by Wellington and the British.