Physical Fitness

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2002-11-30 12:34am

On a scale of -8 to 0, 0 being the highest, how would you rank your physical fitness?

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2002-11-30 12:35am

Oh, and I forgot... I'd put myself somewhere between -2 and -1.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-11-30 12:36am

-3. I've been out of practice recently.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-11-30 12:38am

What's -8? Hutt level fitness?

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-30 12:43am

Exonerate wrote:Oh, and I forgot... I'd put myself somewhere between 2 and 1.

Tsk. Tsk. Creating a scale just so you can put yourself above it. How mature of you.

Unless you meant -2 and -1.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2002-11-30 12:43am

Darth Yoshi wrote:What's -8? Hutt level fitness?

C3PO level.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2002-11-30 12:43am

data_link wrote:
Exonerate wrote:Oh, and I forgot... I'd put myself somewhere between 2 and 1.
Tsk. Tsk. Creating a scale just so you can put yourself above it. How mature of you.

Unless you meant -2 and -1.

Oops. My bad

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-11-30 12:43am

-3. Haven't been doing any sports for school recently. Been a bum I guess.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-11-30 12:51am

-6. I'm not 3PO, but I'm close.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2002-11-30 01:05am

Just wondering, what are your guys mile times? I'll post mine if I can get enough peoples to post...

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-30 01:08am

Exonerate basically wrote:I'll show you mine if you show me yours...

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-11-30 01:17am

My mile was like....6:27 or something like that....and I am a Junior in High School.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-11-30 01:19am

4:54 for a 1500 meter, so about 5:00 flat for a mile.

I'd rate myself a zero, personally. Running 450+ miles during the summer does that for ya.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-11-30 02:03am

Shit, my mile time. It's been almost two years since I did any form of running. I was never fast to begin with. Actually, slow as shit, especially to be as tall and thin as I am. Oh well, I was pretty good at jumping. On a scale, hmm, which one would be 'shitfaced in the event of needing to actually be in shape.'?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-11-30 02:59am

I put it at about -2. I work out about 6 days a week. I got a six pack and everything.

Only took me about 6 months damn it.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-30 03:00am

Am I allowed numbers in two digits? Because I am that unfit.

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-11-30 03:13am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Am I allowed numbers in two digits? Because I am that unfit.

Fitness is one of the most important aspects of the prospective hentai tentacle deamon. While there are exceptions, most girls will attempt to run from you at first sight, and both speed and endurance are vital for catching them. Second, the HTD must be strong enough to resist their contortions as they try to escape. Remember, not only must you mate with the girl, but it is also your responsibility to ensure that she does not hurt herself during the exercise. Finally, a Hentai Tentacle Deamon must remain flexible in order to achieve maximum penetration. All of these things are important - an out of shape HTD might as well be a jello monster.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-30 03:57am

data_link wrote:
Fitness is one of the most important aspects of the prospective hentai tentacle deamon. While there are exceptions, most girls will attempt to run from you at first sight, and both speed and endurance are vital for catching them. Second, the HTD must be strong enough to resist their contortions as they try to escape. Remember, not only must you mate with the girl, but it is also your responsibility to ensure that she does not hurt herself during the exercise. Finally, a Hentai Tentacle Deamon must remain flexible in order to achieve maximum penetration. All of these things are important - an out of shape HTD might as well be a jello monster.

*Falls down on worship*

We're not worthy... we're not worthy...

But tentacles help. Not to mention the "Iya"s will provide much needed moral- oops, I meant mental support.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-11-30 04:03am

-4. Although I am not IN SHAPE, I am pretty good about trying to keep healthy. I walk around more than mopst people do, and even then, I speedwalk more than walk (naturally). I also try to eat a bit healthier than I used to. Unfortunately, I only eat twice a day because the cafeteria's not open long enough.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-11-30 11:26am

verilon wrote:-4. Although I am not IN SHAPE, I am pretty good about trying to keep healthy. I walk around more than mopst people do, and even then, I speedwalk more than walk (naturally). I also try to eat a bit healthier than I used to. Unfortunately, I only eat twice a day because the cafeteria's not open long enough.

at the moment i´m not very fit. i havent gone running for a couple of months. and now it´s too fucking cold to go running. i´m pretty woosy when it comes to running in the cold.

MAHOK!

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-11-30 12:01pm

I can bench 200.. I can run 2 Miles and be fine, I lift 40 Pounds Per Arm with Strain(My upper lower body strengths are so unbalanced its not even funy, I run 5-6 Miles aday and can barley bench 200)

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2002-11-30 12:53pm

Yeah, well loadsa people fancy me, so I'm clearly fit enough!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-11-30 02:00pm

I'd put myself at -5. I can't run, I don't work out much, but at least I'm not a fatass.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2002-11-30 02:08pm

I'm really physically fit with all my running and me being the great runner that I am, so I put 0

kheegster · Post by **kheegster** » 2002-11-30 02:48pm

I put myself at -2. I can run a few klicks without any problem, but I'm not going to be accepted into the SAS any time. I haven't been running regularly for a couple of months now, but I play volleyball for my university, and we play 2-3 times a week. Volleyball isn't the most strenous sports around, but it requires great reaction speeds and agility, both of which I am above average.

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Physical Fitness

On a scale of -10 to 0, 0 being the highest, how would you rank your physical fitness?

Physical Fitness