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Physical Fitness

Posted: 2002-11-30 12:34am
by Exonerate
On a scale of -8 to 0, 0 being the highest, how would you rank your physical fitness?

Posted: 2002-11-30 12:35am
by Exonerate
Oh, and I forgot... I'd put myself somewhere between -2 and -1.

Posted: 2002-11-30 12:36am
by Kuja
-3. I've been out of practice recently.

Posted: 2002-11-30 12:38am
by Darth Yoshi
What's -8? Hutt level fitness?

Posted: 2002-11-30 12:43am
by data_link
Exonerate wrote:Oh, and I forgot... I'd put myself somewhere between 2 and 1.
Tsk. Tsk. Creating a scale just so you can put yourself above it. How mature of you. :roll:

Unless you meant -2 and -1.

Posted: 2002-11-30 12:43am
by Exonerate
Darth Yoshi wrote:What's -8? Hutt level fitness?
C3PO level.

Posted: 2002-11-30 12:43am
by Exonerate
data_link wrote:
Exonerate wrote:Oh, and I forgot... I'd put myself somewhere between 2 and 1.
Tsk. Tsk. Creating a scale just so you can put yourself above it. How mature of you. :roll:

Unless you meant -2 and -1.
Oops. My bad :wink:

Posted: 2002-11-30 12:43am
by Raptor 597
-3. Haven't been doing any sports for school recently. Been a bum I guess.

Posted: 2002-11-30 12:51am
by Darth Yoshi
-6. I'm not 3PO, but I'm close.

Posted: 2002-11-30 01:05am
by Exonerate
Just wondering, what are your guys mile times? I'll post mine if I can get enough peoples to post...

Posted: 2002-11-30 01:08am
by data_link
Exonerate basically wrote:I'll show you mine if you show me yours...

Posted: 2002-11-30 01:17am
by Captain Cyran
My mile was like....6:27 or something like that....and I am a Junior in High School.

Posted: 2002-11-30 01:19am
by Howedar
4:54 for a 1500 meter, so about 5:00 flat for a mile.

I'd rate myself a zero, personally. Running 450+ miles during the summer does that for ya.

Posted: 2002-11-30 02:03am
by Cal Wright
Shit, my mile time. It's been almost two years since I did any form of running. I was never fast to begin with. Actually, slow as shit, especially to be as tall and thin as I am. Oh well, I was pretty good at jumping. On a scale, hmm, which one would be 'shitfaced in the event of needing to actually be in shape.'?

Posted: 2002-11-30 02:59am
by neoolong
I put it at about -2. I work out about 6 days a week. I got a six pack and everything. :D Only took me about 6 months damn it.

Posted: 2002-11-30 03:00am
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
Am I allowed numbers in two digits? Because I am that unfit.

Posted: 2002-11-30 03:13am
by data_link
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Am I allowed numbers in two digits? Because I am that unfit.
Fitness is one of the most important aspects of the prospective hentai tentacle deamon. While there are exceptions, most girls will attempt to run from you at first sight, and both speed and endurance are vital for catching them. Second, the HTD must be strong enough to resist their contortions as they try to escape. Remember, not only must you mate with the girl, but it is also your responsibility to ensure that she does not hurt herself during the exercise. Finally, a Hentai Tentacle Deamon must remain flexible in order to achieve maximum penetration. All of these things are important - an out of shape HTD might as well be a jello monster. :P

Posted: 2002-11-30 03:57am
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
data_link wrote:
Fitness is one of the most important aspects of the prospective hentai tentacle deamon. While there are exceptions, most girls will attempt to run from you at first sight, and both speed and endurance are vital for catching them. Second, the HTD must be strong enough to resist their contortions as they try to escape. Remember, not only must you mate with the girl, but it is also your responsibility to ensure that she does not hurt herself during the exercise. Finally, a Hentai Tentacle Deamon must remain flexible in order to achieve maximum penetration. All of these things are important - an out of shape HTD might as well be a jello monster. :P
*Falls down on worship*

We're not worthy... we're not worthy...

But tentacles help. Not to mention the "Iya"s will provide much needed moral- oops, I meant mental support. :twisted:

Posted: 2002-11-30 04:03am
by haas mark
-4. Although I am not IN SHAPE, I am pretty good about trying to keep healthy. I walk around more than mopst people do, and even then, I speedwalk more than walk (naturally). I also try to eat a bit healthier than I used to. Unfortunately, I only eat twice a day because the cafeteria's not open long enough.

Posted: 2002-11-30 11:26am
by salm
verilon wrote:-4. Although I am not IN SHAPE, I am pretty good about trying to keep healthy. I walk around more than mopst people do, and even then, I speedwalk more than walk (naturally). I also try to eat a bit healthier than I used to. Unfortunately, I only eat twice a day because the cafeteria's not open long enough.
at the moment i´m not very fit. i havent gone running for a couple of months. and now it´s too fucking cold to go running. i´m pretty woosy when it comes to running in the cold.

MAHOK!

Posted: 2002-11-30 12:01pm
by Mr Bean
I can bench 200.. I can run 2 Miles and be fine, I lift 40 Pounds Per Arm with Strain(My upper lower body strengths are so unbalanced its not even funy, I run 5-6 Miles aday and can barley bench 200)

Posted: 2002-11-30 12:53pm
by InnerBrat
Yeah, well loadsa people fancy me, so I'm clearly fit enough!

Posted: 2002-11-30 02:00pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
I'd put myself at -5. I can't run, I don't work out much, but at least I'm not a fatass.

Posted: 2002-11-30 02:08pm
by ArmorPierce
I'm really physically fit with all my running and me being the great runner that I am, so I put 0 :wink:

Posted: 2002-11-30 02:48pm
by kheegster
I put myself at -2. I can run a few klicks without any problem, but I'm not going to be accepted into the SAS any time. I haven't been running regularly for a couple of months now, but I play volleyball for my university, and we play 2-3 times a week. Volleyball isn't the most strenous sports around, but it requires great reaction speeds and agility, both of which I am above average.

KG