FEAR THE PORTUGESE EMPIRE!!!!!!

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-11-30 03:55am

I shall march Portugal to a World power and link up with Germany
and together, WE WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD IN HEARTS OF IRON,
MWHAHAHAHHA!

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-30 03:58am

MKSheppard wrote: I shall march Portugese to a World power and link up with Germany
and together, WE WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD IN HEARTS OF IRON,
MWHAHAHAHHA!

You aren't making a lot of sense, Shep.

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-11-30 03:59am

You are a fucking psycho, Shep.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-30 04:02am

I think he's talking about his new game, Hearts of Iron.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-11-30 04:07am

Dalton wrote:You are a fucking psycho, Shep.

and how is that any different than Grand Admiral Prawn and his
plans of world domination through the Brazillian Empire in Superpower?

(which sucks major donkey dick, BTW - 4 yrs of "research" and the best
they have is a cool 3d rotating picture of an M-1A2 for EVERY tank?)

Tell that to these guys:

I'm sure that Colonel Orlik will be able to recognize them...

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-30 04:08am

Yes, Shep is most definitely playing Hearts of Iron.

Are you, Shep?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-11-30 04:10am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Yes, Shep is most definitely playing Hearts of Iron.

Are you, Shep?

Yes, learning the game right now, but I'm showing off pretty screenshots
to make you all weep and gnash your teeth as I crush Spain, and then
rip through france to reach Germany and then across the CHANNEL
to conquer England......and then the WORLD!

MWHAHAHHAHA

(Yes, shep is now suffering from mad dictator syndrome)

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-11-30 04:26am

MKSheppard wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Yes, Shep is most definitely playing Hearts of Iron.

Are you, Shep?
Yes, learning the game right now, but I'm showing off pretty screenshots
to make you all weep and gnash your teeth as I crush Spain, and then
rip through france to reach Germany and then across the CHANNEL
to conquer England......and then the WORLD!

MWHAHAHHAHA

(Yes, shep is now suffering from mad dictator syndrome)

Don't forget to invest heavily in rockets, big liquid fueled ones with very light construction preferably, that and 1000 ton tanks.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2002-11-30 04:52am

I went to shep's website found myself at wargamer.com went to the link for hearts-of-iron.wargamer.com and I have one thing to say:

THIS GAME MUST BE MINE.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-11-30 04:55am

Tosho wrote:I went to shep's website found myself at wargamer.com went to the link for hearts-of-iron.wargamer.com and I have one thing to say:

THIS GAME MUST BE MINE.

Wow, my Wargaming website actually WORKED!

Yay! BTW, Wargamer is great.....

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2002-11-30 05:55am

Teh eh eh

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-11-30 06:02am

Colonel Olrik wrote:Teh eh eh

HEHEHE

The Portugese Empire spreads across half of Spain in a victorious Early
Blitz.....before the superior numbers of Spanish troops began pushing
the frontlines back......must replay but put more money into infantry...

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2002-11-30 06:14am

Neat game. Any particular reason why you picked Portugal?

EDIT:Corrected punctuation

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-11-30 06:25am

Spain has gone STALINIST
and joined the COMINTERN,
therefore the peace-loving Peoples of Portugal are saddened that
they must invade Spain in order to save it from the evils of
BOLSHEVISM

The Portugese Army stands ready to repel the BOLSHEVIK tide to the east!

Heh heh heh

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-11-30 06:48am

EDIT: Fixed it by taking another pic......HEHEHEH DIE SPANISH WHORES

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2002-11-30 07:15am

Someone needs to lay off the caffine.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-11-30 07:40am

Well I for one wish Shep the best of luck!

Go Shep, go! Go Shep, go! Go Shep, go!

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2002-11-30 09:30am

Hopefully he won't go after Russia for awhile, since we all know what happened to the French and the Germans when they attempted to invade that country.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-30 09:33am

NEWSFLASH!

MKSHEPPARD CONQUERS HALF THE KNOWN WORLD!

In a late-breaking story this evening, MKSheppard, the Pat Buchana Clone of SD.Net has just conquered half of Spain. By now, you must be wondering how Spain constitutes half the known world. Well, judging from the screenshots that Shep has posted, it *is*.

And if you don't like it, you can take that [CENSORED] and shove it up your [CENSORED], you [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED].

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-11-30 09:48am

Aya wrote:Hopefully he won't go after Russia for awhile, since we all know what happened to the French and the Germans when they attempted to invade that country.

Actually, STALIN signed for peace after the Germans reached the Ural
mountains in 1940.

BWHAHAHHA.....at least in that game.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-11-30 10:01am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:NEWSFLASH!
By now, you must be wondering how Spain constitutes half the known world. Well, judging from the screenshots that Shep has posted, it *is*.

That Gray Shadow stretching across Europe and past MOSCOW is
the III Reich, while that green blob on the tip of europe where
Spain WAS is the Portugese Empire....but for some reason, Herr
Hitler won't let the Portugese Empire Join the Axis powers.

Portugal isn't that great of a choice, really. Too under-industrialized to
be of any use - you have to spend a few years building up your military
to invade spain...

Also, Australia and New Zealand cannot go to war against each other

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-11-30 10:06am

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-11-30 10:15am

Ahhh... Communism... molding the youth to become the workers of tomorrow...

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-11-30 10:23am

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Ahhh... Communism... molding the youth to become the workers of tomorrow...

No, that was my FASCIST government talking about the Sheppard Youth
Movment

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-11-30 10:31am

They added lots of stuff to make it last...

OHHHHHHHH SHIT! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES MANJI IS COMING!

mmmmmmm.....nuke tipped V-1s and V-2s....

Also, they have proper ICBMs........

and weird oddities:

Active IR optical sights for both tanks AND assault rifles

And last but not least......

THE MAUS!!

And that isn't even the heaviest one.....they have a 150mm SHT...

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

FEAR THE PORTUGESE EMPIRE!!!!!!

FEAR THE PORTUGESE EMPIRE!!!!!!

Re: FEAR THE PORTUGESE EMPIRE!!!!!!

The Bolshie tide is stemmed!

The Game ends in 1948....but...