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I shall march Portugal to a World power and link up with Germany
and together, WE WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD IN HEARTS OF IRON,
MWHAHAHAHHA!

MKSheppard wrote: I shall march Portugese to a World power and link up with Germany
and together, WE WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD IN HEARTS OF IRON,
MWHAHAHAHHA!

You aren't making a lot of sense, Shep.

You are a fucking psycho, Shep.

I think he's talking about his new game, Hearts of Iron.

Dalton wrote:You are a fucking psycho, Shep.

and how is that any different than Grand Admiral Prawn and his
plans of world domination through the Brazillian Empire in Superpower?

(which sucks major donkey dick, BTW - 4 yrs of "research" and the best
they have is a cool 3d rotating picture of an M-1A2 for EVERY tank?)

Tell that to these guys:



I'm sure that Colonel Orlik will be able to recognize them...

Yes, Shep is most definitely playing Hearts of Iron.

Are you, Shep?

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Yes, Shep is most definitely playing Hearts of Iron.

Are you, Shep?

Yes, learning the game right now, but I'm showing off pretty screenshots
to make you all weep and gnash your teeth as I crush Spain, and then
rip through france to reach Germany and then across the CHANNEL
to conquer England......and then the WORLD!

MWHAHAHHAHA

(Yes, shep is now suffering from mad dictator syndrome)

MKSheppard wrote:

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Yes, Shep is most definitely playing Hearts of Iron.

Are you, Shep?

Yes, learning the game right now, but I'm showing off pretty screenshots
to make you all weep and gnash your teeth as I crush Spain, and then
rip through france to reach Germany and then across the CHANNEL
to conquer England......and then the WORLD!

MWHAHAHHAHA

(Yes, shep is now suffering from mad dictator syndrome)

Don't forget to invest heavily in rockets, big liquid fueled ones with very light construction preferably, that and 1000 ton tanks.

I went to shep's website found myself at wargamer.com went to the link for hearts-of-iron.wargamer.com and I have one thing to say:

THIS GAME MUST BE MINE.

Tosho wrote:I went to shep's website found myself at wargamer.com went to the link for hearts-of-iron.wargamer.com and I have one thing to say:

THIS GAME MUST BE MINE.

Wow, my Wargaming website actually WORKED!

Yay! BTW, Wargamer is great.....

Teh eh eh

Colonel Olrik wrote:Teh eh eh

HEHEHE



The Portugese Empire spreads across half of Spain in a victorious Early
Blitz.....before the superior numbers of Spanish troops began pushing
the frontlines back......must replay but put more money into infantry...

Neat game. Any particular reason why you picked Portugal?


EDIT:Corrected punctuation

Spain has gone STALINIST
and joined the COMINTERN,
therefore the peace-loving Peoples of Portugal are saddened that
they must invade Spain in order to save it from the evils of
BOLSHEVISM

The Portugese Army stands ready to repel the BOLSHEVIK tide to the east!



Heh heh heh

EDIT: Fixed it by taking another pic......HEHEHEH DIE SPANISH WHORES

Someone needs to lay off the caffine.

Well I for one wish Shep the best of luck!

Go Shep, go! Go Shep, go! Go Shep, go!

Hopefully he won't go after Russia for awhile, since we all know what happened to the French and the Germans when they attempted to invade that country.

NEWSFLASH!

MKSHEPPARD CONQUERS HALF THE KNOWN WORLD!

In a late-breaking story this evening, MKSheppard, the Pat Buchana Clone of SD.Net has just conquered half of Spain. By now, you must be wondering how Spain constitutes half the known world. Well, judging from the screenshots that Shep has posted, it *is*.

And if you don't like it, you can take that [CENSORED] and shove it up your [CENSORED], you [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [CENSORED].

Aya wrote:Hopefully he won't go after Russia for awhile, since we all know what happened to the French and the Germans when they attempted to invade that country.

Actually, STALIN signed for peace after the Germans reached the Ural
mountains in 1940.

BWHAHAHHA.....at least in that game.

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:NEWSFLASH!
By now, you must be wondering how Spain constitutes half the known world. Well, judging from the screenshots that Shep has posted, it *is*.

That Gray Shadow stretching across Europe and past MOSCOW is
the III Reich, while that green blob on the tip of europe where
Spain WAS is the Portugese Empire....but for some reason, Herr
Hitler won't let the Portugese Empire Join the Axis powers.

Portugal isn't that great of a choice, really. Too under-industrialized to
be of any use - you have to spend a few years building up your military
to invade spain...

Also, Australia and New Zealand cannot go to war against each other

Ahhh... Communism... molding the youth to become the workers of tomorrow...

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Ahhh... Communism... molding the youth to become the workers of tomorrow...

No, that was my FASCIST government talking about the Sheppard Youth
Movment

They added lots of stuff to make it last...





OHHHHHHHH SHIT! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES MANJI IS COMING!


mmmmmmm.....nuke tipped V-1s and V-2s....

Also, they have proper ICBMs........

and weird oddities:




Active IR optical sights for both tanks AND assault rifles

And last but not least......

THE MAUS!!



And that isn't even the heaviest one.....they have a 150mm SHT...