Medieval Total War
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As the Almohads, I've got a badass commander (maxed command, middling dread, good morale boosting qualities) at the head of a largish army. I just erased the Spaniards as a nation, and I'm building Imams to banish Christianity from Iberia.
And I horrendously defeated two revolts in Portugal, taking no prisoners (in order to get the "scant mercy" quality).
And I horrendously defeated two revolts in Portugal, taking no prisoners (in order to get the "scant mercy" quality).
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You are a cruel mother, Pablo.Pablo Sanchez wrote:As the Almohads, I've got a badass commander (maxed command, middling dread, good morale boosting qualities) at the head of a largish army. I just erased the Spaniards as a nation, and I'm building Imams to banish Christianity from Iberia.
And I horrendously defeated two revolts in Portugal, taking no prisoners (in order to get the "scant mercy" quality).
And do you play WH40K?
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Re: Medieval Total War
No, not really.Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:You are a cruel mother, Pablo.
And do you play WH40K?
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because I thought you were THE Comissar from WH40K. As in the kind who holds a laspistol and says " You WILL order your men to fight the Eldar, Colonel, or I will personally administer the Emperor's Mercy upon your unworthy SKULL!"Pablo Sanchez wrote:No, not really.Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:You are a cruel mother, Pablo.
And do you play WH40K?
Believe in the sign of Hentai.
BotM - Hentai Tentacle Monkey/Warwolves - Evil-minded Medic/JL - Medical Jounin/Mecha Maniacs - Fuchikoma Grope Attack!/AYVB - Bloody Bastards.../GALE Force - Purveyor of Anal Justice/HAB - Combat Medical Orderly
Combat Medical Orderly(Also Nameless Test-tube Washer) : SD.Net Dept. of Biological Sciences
BotM - Hentai Tentacle Monkey/Warwolves - Evil-minded Medic/JL - Medical Jounin/Mecha Maniacs - Fuchikoma Grope Attack!/AYVB - Bloody Bastards.../GALE Force - Purveyor of Anal Justice/HAB - Combat Medical Orderly
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Bah.
All know and fear the arm of the Byzantine Emperor. The heathen Moslem religion has now been vanquished by my vast legions of soldiers and missionaries. Tens of thousands of Turks lay dead at my feet, the African and Asian provinces are reclaimed. An Emperor reigns in Rome once more, the Gauls are yet again conquered and the usurping Spainards have been driven back to their tiny pennisula. My fleets rule the Mediterrean uncontested and only the walls of my fortresses hold back the Mongol Hordes.
The false Germanic Emperor will soon know defeat and the Anglos tremble at my name. The princes of Eastern Europe and the savage kings of the frozen north tremble at my name and pay tribute to my crown. In time, they, too, will bow before the might of my vast armies.
The glory of Rome shall be restored. All is as it should be.
All know and fear the arm of the Byzantine Emperor. The heathen Moslem religion has now been vanquished by my vast legions of soldiers and missionaries. Tens of thousands of Turks lay dead at my feet, the African and Asian provinces are reclaimed. An Emperor reigns in Rome once more, the Gauls are yet again conquered and the usurping Spainards have been driven back to their tiny pennisula. My fleets rule the Mediterrean uncontested and only the walls of my fortresses hold back the Mongol Hordes.
The false Germanic Emperor will soon know defeat and the Anglos tremble at my name. The princes of Eastern Europe and the savage kings of the frozen north tremble at my name and pay tribute to my crown. In time, they, too, will bow before the might of my vast armies.
The glory of Rome shall be restored. All is as it should be.
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Heheh.Cyril wrote:The glory of Rome shall be restored. All is as it should be.
I shall go forth and avenge the defeat at Tours, driving deep into Catholic Europe as my Turcoman allies erase the Orthodox. As the first Caliphs failed to spread past France and Constantinople, so shall I succeed!
Anyway, I'm planning on establishing Byzantine Hegemony as soon as I finish the Almohad campaign.
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