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I don't want to see Two Towers. I want all copies DESTROYED!

Posted: 2002-12-01 11:06pm
by MKSheppard
Instead, I want a fucking World War III epic movie for my christmas
movie dollars.

1985.

Wave after wave of T-80Us rolls across the German plains
as the Bear storms forward with their Motorized Rifle Divisions
and Guards Tank Corps.....

MiGs and F-15s tangle high above Germany in a ballet
of electronic death....

And of course, Birmingham, England, goes up in a
ball of nuclear fire, followed shortly by Minsk...

now that movie would fucking ROCK, instead of
suck lardass like Two Towers will....

Re: I don't want to see Two Towers. I want all copies DESTRO

Posted: 2002-12-01 11:08pm
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
MKSheppard wrote:Instead, I want a fucking World War III epic movie for my christmas
movie dollars.

I want to see wave after wave of T-80Us rolling across
the German plains as the Bear storms forward with
their Motorized Rifle Divisions and Guards Tank Corps.....

While MiGs and F-15s tangle high above Germany,
and of course, Birmingham, England, going up in a
ball of nuclear fire followed shortly by Minsk...

now that movie would fucking ROCK, instead of
suck lardass like Two Towers will....
Shut your worthless mouth Shep.

While I would like that movie...

I WANT TWO TOWERS MORE!

SO SHUT UP!!!!!

Posted: 2002-12-01 11:08pm
by TrailerParkJawa
Id see both movies. Red Storm Rising would be a good movie if they could make one.

Re: I don't want to see Two Towers. I want all copies DESTRO

Posted: 2002-12-01 11:09pm
by Joe
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:Instead, I want a fucking World War III epic movie for my christmas
movie dollars.

I want to see wave after wave of T-80Us rolling across
the German plains as the Bear storms forward with
their Motorized Rifle Divisions and Guards Tank Corps.....

While MiGs and F-15s tangle high above Germany,
and of course, Birmingham, England, going up in a
ball of nuclear fire followed shortly by Minsk...

now that movie would fucking ROCK, instead of
suck lardass like Two Towers will....
Shut your worthless mouth Shep.

While I would like that movie...

I WANT TWO TOWERS MORE!

SO SHUT UP!!!!!
I second that notion.

Posted: 2002-12-01 11:09pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
I want BOTH Fucking Movies!

Posted: 2002-12-01 11:10pm
by data_link
I agree with Shep.

*And the apocalypse begins...*

Re: I don't want to see Two Towers. I want all copies DESTRO

Posted: 2002-12-01 11:10pm
by MKSheppard
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote: Shut your worthless mouth Shep.

While I would like that movie...

I WANT TWO TOWERS MORE!

SO SHUT UP!!!!!
Two SLBMs going off in one movie isn't enough for you? Massive chemical
weapons strikes isn't enough carnage for you?

Re: I don't want to see Two Towers. I want all copies DESTRO

Posted: 2002-12-01 11:11pm
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
MKSheppard wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote: Shut your worthless mouth Shep.

While I would like that movie...

I WANT TWO TOWERS MORE!

SO SHUT UP!!!!!
Two SLBMs going off in one movie isn't enough for you? Massive chemical
weapons strikes isn't enough carnage for you?
I said, i wouldn't mind watching that movie... Evil Russian Attack versus NATO counterstrike...

But I want to watch Two Towers more, It has more visceral sword action.

Re: I don't want to see Two Towers. I want all copies DESTRO

Posted: 2002-12-01 11:12pm
by Kuja
MKSheppard wrote:Instead, I want a fucking World War III epic movie for my christmas
movie dollars.

1985.

Wave after wave of T-80Us rolls across the German plains
as the Bear storms forward with their Motorized Rifle Divisions
and Guards Tank Corps.....

MiGs and F-15s tangle high above Germany in a ballet
of electronic death....

And of course, Birmingham, England, goes up in a
ball of nuclear fire, followed shortly by Minsk...

now that movie would fucking ROCK, instead of
suck lardass like Two Towers will....
You have an opinion! How nice! Fuck off.

Re: I don't want to see Two Towers. I want all copies DESTRO

Posted: 2002-12-01 11:13pm
by Sea Skimmer
MKSheppard wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote: Shut your worthless mouth Shep.

While I would like that movie...

I WANT TWO TOWERS MORE!

SO SHUT UP!!!!!
Two SLBMs going off in one movie isn't enough for you? Massive chemical
weapons strikes isn't enough carnage for you?
Been reading The Third World War by a certain British General now have ya? That book had four SLBM's.

Re: I don't want to see Two Towers. I want all copies DESTRO

Posted: 2002-12-01 11:13pm
by MKSheppard
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote: But I want to watch Two Towers more, It has more visceral sword action.
Imagine the following:

A T-80 column rumbles down a german road, when all of a sudden,
DOZENS OF TANKS EXPLODE, and we PAN past the burning column
to several AH-64 Apaches rising above the hills, using their 30mm
cannons to finish off the survivors, when all of a sudden, several ZSU-23-4s
bracket them in 23mm fire and they go down in flaming balls....

Posted: 2002-12-01 11:13pm
by Kamakazie Sith
TrailerParkJawa wrote:Id see both movies. Red Storm Rising would be a good movie if they could make one.
Oh they could make it.....question is would it be good, like the book, or a monstrosity that The Sum of All Fears was made into.

As for the topic, I still want to see TTT and I would not consider the dumping TTT for this type of movie. NOTE; that if this type of movie was about to be released on Dec. 18th I would not want it dumped in favor of TTT. I would like to see both, but I would not trade one of the other.

Re: I don't want to see Two Towers. I want all copies DESTRO

Posted: 2002-12-01 11:14pm
by Sea Skimmer
MKSheppard wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote: But I want to watch Two Towers more, It has more visceral sword action.
Imagine the following:

A T-80 column rumbles down a german road, when all of a sudden,
DOZENS OF TANKS EXPLODE, and we PAN past the burning column
to several AH-64 Apaches rising above the hills, using their 30mm
cannons to finish off the survivors, when all of a sudden, several ZSU-23-4s
bracket them in 23mm fire and they go down in flaming balls....
Ever read Red Army?

Re: I don't want to see Two Towers. I want all copies DESTRO

Posted: 2002-12-01 11:14pm
by MKSheppard
Sea Skimmer wrote: Been reading The Third World War by a certain British General now have ya? That book had four SLBM's.
My mistake. Yeah I was wondering how long it would take before someone
caught the Birmingham/Minsk reference.

Re: I don't want to see Two Towers. I want all copies DESTRO

Posted: 2002-12-01 11:14pm
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
MKSheppard wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote: But I want to watch Two Towers more, It has more visceral sword action.
Imagine the following:

A T-80 column rumbles down a german road, when all of a sudden,
DOZENS OF TANKS EXPLODE, and we PAN past the burning column
to several AH-64 Apaches rising above the hills, using their 30mm
cannons to finish off the survivors, when all of a sudden, several ZSU-23-4s
bracket them in 23mm fire and they go down in flaming balls....
Okay, okay, you sold me...

But The thing is, Two Towers IS coming out.

Whereas Hollywood doesn't have the balls or the brains to do a good war movie any more...

Re: I don't want to see Two Towers. I want all copies DESTRO

Posted: 2002-12-01 11:17pm
by MKSheppard
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote: Okay, okay, you sold me...

But The thing is, Two Towers IS coming out.

Whereas Hollywood doesn't have the balls or the brains to do a good war movie any more...
I know. :evil:

Consider this a pre-emptive strike against the LOTR fanwhores...when your
brother is one of those fanwhores....well, you develop a strong aversion to
people who think LOTR is the greatest thing since sliced bread...

Re: I don't want to see Two Towers. I want all copies DESTRO

Posted: 2002-12-01 11:19pm
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
MKSheppard wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote: Okay, okay, you sold me...

But The thing is, Two Towers IS coming out.

Whereas Hollywood doesn't have the balls or the brains to do a good war movie any more...
I know. :evil:

Consider this a pre-emptive strike against the LOTR fanwhores...when your
brother is one of those fanwhores....well, you develop a strong aversion to
people who think LOTR is the greatest thing since sliced bread...
Well, then don't include people like me in the crossfire... I appreciate mecha, I appreciate LOTR... But you don't see me claiming they will "0wnz0r jo0", do you?

Re: I don't want to see Two Towers. I want all copies DESTRO

Posted: 2002-12-01 11:19pm
by Sea Skimmer
MKSheppard wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote: Okay, okay, you sold me...

But The thing is, Two Towers IS coming out.

Whereas Hollywood doesn't have the balls or the brains to do a good war movie any more...
I know. :evil:

Consider this a pre-emptive strike against the LOTR fanwhores...when your
brother is one of those fanwhores....well, you develop a strong aversion to
people who think LOTR is the greatest thing since sliced bread...
Sliced bread sucks. Real men use bayonets!

Posted: 2002-12-01 11:19pm
by phongn
<flamebait>

But LOTR is the greatest thing since sliced bread!

</flamebait>


:wink:

Posted: 2002-12-01 11:20pm
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
phongn wrote:<flamebait>

But LOTR is the greatest thing since sliced bread!

</flamebait>


:wink:
*Repeatedly smashes Exterminatus button*

Posted: 2002-12-01 11:20pm
by Joe
phongn wrote:<flamebait>

But LOTR is the greatest thing since sliced bread!

</flamebait>


:wink:
Sliced bread does not have Uruk-Hai being decapitated.

Posted: 2002-12-01 11:23pm
by Sea Skimmer
phongn wrote:<flamebait>

But LOTR is the greatest thing since sliced bread!

</flamebait>


:wink:
You're going to be needing your signature in about three minutes....

Posted: 2002-12-01 11:25pm
by MKSheppard
Sea Skimmer wrote: You're going to be needing your signature in about three minutes....
Unless Legolias can shoot down multiple MIRVs with his
bow and arrow......

Posted: 2002-12-01 11:29pm
by Sea Skimmer
MKSheppard wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote: You're going to be needing your signature in about three minutes....
Unless Legolias can shoot down multiple MIRVs with his
bow and arrow......
*Set's first RV for high airburst*

That won't be an issue for comrade archer.

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Posted: 2002-12-01 11:58pm
by phongn
Ahh, the mighty Pershing II with its EPW MARV