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Posted: **2002-12-01 11:25pm**

A few years ago, Lord Wong defeated the Trekkie cabal over ant sb.com, and their idiotic "Wong is Wrong" manifesto.

Many things have happened since, including a graphic depiction of monkey urination on Mike's family by a piece of shit that still posts there to this day.

But in just FIVE short minths, Lord Wong took a new tack which has destroyed sb.com: HE PUT UP HIS OWN FRIGGIN' MESSAGE BOARD! Not only has it rivaled sb.com, it has DEFEATED it soundly by being more popular!

Not bad.

Posted: **2002-12-01 11:26pm**

Lord Poe wrote:A few years ago, Lord Wong defeated the Trekkie cabal over ant sb.com, and their idiotic "Wong is Wrong" manifesto.

Many things have happened since, including a graphic depiction of monkey urination on Mike's family by a piece of shit that still posts there to this day.

But in just FIVE short minths, Lord Wong took a new tack which has destroyed sb.com: HE PUT UP HIS OWN FRIGGIN' MESSAGE BOARD! Not only has it rivaled sb.com, it has DEFEATED it soundly by being more popular!

Not bad.

Hail to Lord Wong indeed.

Posted: **2002-12-01 11:30pm**

More like glory and praise to Lord Wong...

Posted: **2002-12-01 11:31pm**

*clap*cheer*woot*

I've noticed that this board also has a stronger sense of community than most as well.

Posted: **2002-12-01 11:34pm**

Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

For the Lord Wong omnipotent reigneth.
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
For the Lord Wong omnipotent reigneth.
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

For the Lord Wong omnipotent reigneth.
For the Lord Wong omnipotent reigneth.
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
For the Lord Wong omnipotent reigneth.
Hallelujah!

The Kingdom of this world is become the Kingdom of our Lord,
And of His Wong, and of His Wong;
And He shall reign for ever and ever,
And He shall reign for ever and ever,
And He shall reign for ever and ever,
And He shall reign for ever and ever,

King of Kings,
(for ever and ever. Hallelujah! Hallelujah!)
And Lord of Lords,
(for ever and ever. Hallelujah! Hallelujah!)
King of Kings,
(for ever and ever. Hallelujah! Hallelujah!)
And Lord of Lords,
(for ever and ever. Hallelujah! Hallelujah!)
King of Kings,
(for ever and ever. Hallelujah! Hallelujah!)
And Lord of Lords,
King of Kings, and Lord of Lords
And He shall reign for ever and ever,
And He shall reign for ever and ever,

King of Kings,
for ever and ever
and Lord of Lords,
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
and He shall reign for ever,for ever and ever,

King of Kings and Lord of Lords!
King of Kings and Lord of Lords!
and He shall reign for ever and ever,
King of Kings! and Lord of Lords!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!

Posted: **2002-12-01 11:36pm**

data_link basically wrote:
Blah blah blah

You must be very bored, data_link...

Posted: **2002-12-01 11:37pm**

Strength and Honor.

SD.Net VICTOR!!!!

Wong is our Maximus. Imagine if we were invaded by those freaks over at the rapture board: "On my signal, unleash Hell."

Posted: **2002-12-01 11:38pm**

Stravo wrote:Strength and Honor.

SD.Net VICTOR!!!!

Wong is our Maximus. Imagine if we were invaded by those freaks over at the rapture board: "On my signal, unleash Hell."

AIIF: And They Shall Now Know Fear

Posted: **2002-12-01 11:38pm**

All -- we -- do -- is -- haaaail -- Wong!
All -- we -- do -- is -- haaaail -- Wong!

( think Wizard of OZ guards )

Posted: **2002-12-01 11:39pm**

*strikes up the Imperial March*

Posted: **2002-12-01 11:39pm**

What does AIIF stand for? Sorry...

Posted: **2002-12-01 11:39pm**

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
data_link basically wrote:
Blah blah blah

You must be very bored, data_link...

No, I just stole the lyrics from Handel's "Messiah," with some minor modifications of course.

Posted: **2002-12-01 11:40pm**

data_link wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
data_link basically wrote:
Blah blah blah

You must be very bored, data_link...
No, I just stole the lyrics from Handel's "Messiah," with some minor modifications of course.

I know.

That is the song you play after winning a Crux Terminatus.

Posted: **2002-12-01 11:40pm**

Durran Korr wrote:What does AIIF stand for? Sorry...

Anti-Idiot Invasion Force.

Posted: **2002-12-01 11:42pm**

*Turbolaser flak bursts fill the sky*
*TIE bombers unload thermal detonators*

It's hard to remember now, but the verse debate was like this in Nineteen Ninety Eight..

*Detonators explode across Jem'Hadar positions*
*Houses collapse from phaser fire*
*Thousands of fanatical Trekkies march past Graham Kennedy*

The debate was in its fifth year and still going the Trekkies way..

*Civilians flee burning buildings*

Trekkies still controlled most of the Internet. Star Destroyer dot net change all that.

*Thousands of Imperial ships swarm around a central cluster of Executors*

Star Destroyer dot net, January Nineteen Ninety Eight when the Warsie forces under the command of Sith Lord Wong landed in Northern webspace...

Posted: **2002-12-01 11:43pm**

Sea Skimmer wrote:*Turbolaser flak bursts fill the sky*
*TIE bombers unload thermal detonators*

It's hard to remember now, but the verse debate was like this in Nineteen Ninety Eight..

*Detonators explode across Jem'Hadar positions*
*Houses collapse from phaser fire*
*Thousands of fanatical Trekkies march past Graham Kennedy*

The debate was in its fifth year and still going the Trekkies way..

*Civilians flee burning buildings*

Trekkies still controlled most of the Internet. Star Destroyer dot net change all that.

*Thousands of Imperial ships swarm around a central cluster of Executors*

Star Destroyer dot net, January Nineteen Ninety Eight when the Warsie forces under the command of Sith Lord Wong landed in Northern webspace...

Cue Imperial March.

*Death Star leaves hyperspace around Earth*

Posted: **2002-12-01 11:49pm**

ALL MUST GIVE PRAISE TO THE WONG GOD!

Posted: **2002-12-01 11:52pm**

What is sad is that I can still recall times when people, with full seriousness, put forth threads about X-Wings versus F-15s and expected the F-15s to win. To know the victories of SD.net is to feel free from worry that such things will ever spread their vile influence again.

Posted: **2002-12-02 12:40am**

"... There are times when insanity takes hold, where trolls running amock, and nothing seems right. During those times he will be there to uphold the Light of Reason. Fear not, for Lord Wong shall will keep the darkness away..."

Posted: **2002-12-02 12:43am**

" ...and the trolls did rampage upon SD.Net And Darkness was upon the face of WONG. COming from his citadel of TorontoKanada, he smote them with great venegance and furious anger, and they knew that his name wa LORD. And verily, the people of SD.NEt did give praise unto their deliverer, and swore henceforth to always do his bidding."

Gospel of Wong: 5:42

Posted: **2002-12-02 12:57am**

CmdrWilkens wrote:What is sad is that I can still recall times when people, with full seriousness, put forth threads about X-Wings versus F-15s and expected the F-15s to win. To know the victories of SD.net is to feel free from worry that such things will ever spread their vile influence again.

I know we can still find some of them, somwhere.

Posted: **2002-12-02 01:05am**

W0000000000000000000T!!!!!!!!
ALL HAIL SUPREME EMPEROR WONG!!!!
*touches off a 21-BFG Salute*

I can appreciate the whole "Wong is Great" yay hurrah etc., but I must remind you to reread this post: http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=3014. Message has been edited to fix the forced formatting. ~Dalton

Posted: **2002-12-02 01:08am**

Cool...now if they will learn anything...that'll be all the more sweeter.

Posted: **2002-12-02 01:08am**

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:W0000000000000000000000000T!!!!!!!![size]
ALL HAIL SUPREME EMPEROR WONG!!!!
*touches off a 21-BFG Salute*

DIE ANTI FORMATING WHORE!

Posted: **2002-12-02 01:12am**

http://www.theforce.net/swtc/Pix/cards/wide/fleet.jpg

The fleet has moved out of lightspeed...

Man, not only is it forced formatting, the image appears to be ungodly huge. I must remind you to reread this post: http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=3014. I changed the image tag to a link to fix this. Nobody likes it; please don't do it ~Dalton

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