Public Service Announcement: Winter Medicine Safety Tips!
Posted: 2002-12-02 01:18am
I found out these the Hard Way™.
1. Use Caution when pouring cold liquids such as Peroxide into your ear. It WILL Royally Fuck up (read: completely destroy) your balance! Finding a large, comfortable, stable chair before you fall on something sharp and gruesomely impaling yourself is recommended.
2. Sinus Pills can Get You High As A Fucking KITE! Even when taken with a meal, just 2 standard over-the-counter sinus pills can get you intoxicated. Staying your ass the fuck home is HIGHLY recommended. Driving a car or using other dangerous machinery isn't! Besides, the high isn't a nice happy one either. Getting addicted to sinus pillz is contraindicated as well.
Don't worry, I'm OK (as in I didn't impale myself on something or have to drive or get addicted for that matter) but it's still better safe than sorry.
1. Use Caution when pouring cold liquids such as Peroxide into your ear. It WILL Royally Fuck up (read: completely destroy) your balance! Finding a large, comfortable, stable chair before you fall on something sharp and gruesomely impaling yourself is recommended.
2. Sinus Pills can Get You High As A Fucking KITE! Even when taken with a meal, just 2 standard over-the-counter sinus pills can get you intoxicated. Staying your ass the fuck home is HIGHLY recommended. Driving a car or using other dangerous machinery isn't! Besides, the high isn't a nice happy one either. Getting addicted to sinus pillz is contraindicated as well.
Don't worry, I'm OK (as in I didn't impale myself on something or have to drive or get addicted for that matter) but it's still better safe than sorry.