FUBAR to the highest degree

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-12-02 06:08pm

http://www.fishdot.org/furby/index.html

Furby hookers.......

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-02 06:17pm

Oh my FUCKING god.

Shinova, how, exactly, did you find this?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-02 06:19pm

What

The

FUCK!!?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-02 06:20pm

Gah. That is fucked up.

And people with too much time on their hands.

RadiO · Post by **RadiO** » 2002-12-02 06:32pm

How a Furby Hooker Will Change Your Life

"Hey, baby, you seen a cock this big before?"
"Rat. Rat rat rat. Rat."
"Check out the girth on that sunnovabitch."
"Matches. Coooeeeee. Rat."
"I'm gonna ram it somewhere damp and squishy - and against your will, too."
"Ehhhhhhhhooooooe. Rat. Cock."
"Oh, yeah, a shitload of byelaws are gonna be shredded tonight."
"Moneeee shot. Coooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeerat."

It just doesn't bear thinking about, does it?

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-12-02 06:34pm

WTF? That guy's is more fucked up then TOWNMNBS on crack

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-02 06:35pm

WHAT THE FUCK?

COMMENCE PRIMARY IGNITION, COMMENCE BASE DELTA ZERO, KILL THEM, KILL THEM ALL!!!

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-02 06:35pm

Mike_6002 wrote:WTF? That guy's is more fucked up then TOWNMNBS on crack

THAT'S saying something.

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-12-02 06:36pm

ROTFLMAO

Wow, there are some truly sick people out there.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-02 06:37pm

That's some fucked up shit there man.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-02 06:37pm

Fascinating.

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-12-02 06:38pm

IG-88E wrote:
Mike_6002 wrote:WTF? That guy's is more fucked up then TOWNMNBS on crack
THAT'S saying something.

This is saying something:

Let's send this to TOWNMNBS for Christmas, he'll finally get laid, then again it's TJ, but then again TJ on crack would be more rational than furbuy ho's

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2002-12-02 06:44pm

That's fucked up on so many levels it should be a skyscraper.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-12-02 06:56pm

IG-88E wrote:Oh my FUCKING god.

Shinova, how, exactly, did you find this?

I got it off a different message board; Starport33, I think. I went back there to see, but I think a mod took it off.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-12-02 07:02pm

Oh, well not God, but some other word I can take in vain. Oh, here it is. What the fuckity fuck fuck shit?

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2002-12-02 07:06pm

haha silly stuff

he has some better stuff here:
Star Wars Liquor Store

Old Milwookie

When all you need is a nice cold brew, and you don't want to mess with midichlorians or Jedi mind tricks, grab a cool refreshing can of Old Milwookie Ice. Crisp enough to quench your thirst, but strong enough to knock out even the biggest wookie if you don't excercise a certain amount of countrol.

Yodameister

Brewed in the swamps on the planet of Degobah, this smooth liquor is made from over 56 roots, herbs, and swamp weeds. Originally brewed by hand by Jedi Master Yoda, this beverage is now brewed by the Degobah Brewing Company and exported by Rebel Liquor Distributors, Inc.

*cheers*

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2002-12-02 07:18pm

Shinova wrote:
IG-88E wrote:Oh my FUCKING god.

Shinova, how, exactly, did you find this?

I got it off a different message board; Starport33, I think. I went back there to see, but I think a mod took it off.

EDIT: I found it on SB.

Yep. If you need to find disturbing news, you can always find it on good ole Spacebattles.... *sigh*

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2002-12-02 07:41pm

I can't believe it.

No redheads?

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-03 07:08am

Shinova wrote:
IG-88E wrote:Oh my FUCKING god.

Shinova, how, exactly, did you find this?

I got it off a different message board; Starport33, I think. I went back there to see, but I think a mod took it off.

Please don't tell me you got lonely one night and...

... uh, Shinova... please stay the hell away from me...

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2002-12-03 02:12pm

For those who missed it:

The Fine Print: This document was created as a parody and the products depicted therein do not actually exist. The phone number listed is done so for humorous purposes only and individuals are encouraged not to actually dial that number. The author of this web site is not responsible for any charges incurred by individuals dialing the number above, or for any damages to persons or Furbies using or fantasizing about the product(s) depicted. All original material Copyright (c)1999 fishdot.org

The Even Finer Print: Furby is a registered trademark of Tiger Toys, Inc. Any and all similarities between products depicted on this page and those in real life are absolutely intentional, but it's a parody so just chill out. Tiger Toys is in not affiliated with, nor does it endorse, condone, or approve of this web site. This site should not be viewed as a legitimate source of Furby information.

This site is a joke.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2002-12-03 02:43pm

SAMAS wrote:This site is a joke.

Sometimes I honestly think that most people (and this board isn't spared) is parody-challenged

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-03 04:28pm

Those are so sick they're funny!!

I'm pretty sure there are people that actually have "Furby Hookers" out there.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-03 04:31pm

SAMAS wrote:
This site is a joke.

No fucking shit. IT STILL NEEDS TO DIE, EVIL EVIL EVIL!!!!!!!!!1

Rathark · Post by **Rathark** » 2002-12-04 09:56am

The furby hookers page may be a joke, but this isn't:

http://www.tigerden.com/infopage/plush

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2002-12-04 10:12am

Mike_6002 wrote:WTF? That guy's is more fucked up then TOWNMNBS on crack

More fucked up than you joining and spamming this board, you asshole.