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Posted: **2002-12-02 06:08pm**

http://www.fishdot.org/furby/index.html

Furby hookers.......

Posted: **2002-12-02 06:17pm**

Oh my FUCKING god.

Shinova, how, exactly, did you find this?

Posted: **2002-12-02 06:19pm**

What

The

FUCK!!?

Posted: **2002-12-02 06:20pm**

Gah. That is fucked up.

And people with too much time on their hands.

Posted: **2002-12-02 06:32pm**

How a Furby Hooker Will Change Your Life

"Hey, baby, you seen a cock this big before?"
"Rat. Rat rat rat. Rat."
"Check out the girth on that sunnovabitch."
"Matches. Coooeeeee. Rat."
"I'm gonna ram it somewhere damp and squishy - and against your will, too."
"Ehhhhhhhhooooooe. Rat. Cock."
"Oh, yeah, a shitload of byelaws are gonna be shredded tonight."
"Moneeee shot. Coooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeerat."

It just doesn't bear thinking about, does it?

Posted: **2002-12-02 06:34pm**

WTF? That guy's is more fucked up then TOWNMNBS on crack

Posted: **2002-12-02 06:35pm**

WHAT THE FUCK?

COMMENCE PRIMARY IGNITION, COMMENCE BASE DELTA ZERO, KILL THEM, KILL THEM ALL!!!

Posted: **2002-12-02 06:35pm**

Mike_6002 wrote:WTF? That guy's is more fucked up then TOWNMNBS on crack

THAT'S saying something.

Posted: **2002-12-02 06:36pm**

ROTFLMAO

Wow, there are some truly sick people out there.

Posted: **2002-12-02 06:37pm**

That's some fucked up shit there man.

Posted: **2002-12-02 06:37pm**

Fascinating.

Posted: **2002-12-02 06:38pm**

IG-88E wrote:
Mike_6002 wrote:WTF? That guy's is more fucked up then TOWNMNBS on crack
THAT'S saying something.

This is saying something:

Let's send this to TOWNMNBS for Christmas, he'll finally get laid, then again it's TJ, but then again TJ on crack would be more rational than furbuy ho's

Posted: **2002-12-02 06:44pm**

That's fucked up on so many levels it should be a skyscraper.

Posted: **2002-12-02 06:56pm**

IG-88E wrote:Oh my FUCKING god.

Shinova, how, exactly, did you find this?

I got it off a different message board; Starport33, I think. I went back there to see, but I think a mod took it off.

Posted: **2002-12-02 07:02pm**

Oh, well not God, but some other word I can take in vain. Oh, here it is. What the fuckity fuck fuck shit?

Posted: **2002-12-02 07:06pm**

haha silly stuff

he has some better stuff here:
Star Wars Liquor Store

Old Milwookie

When all you need is a nice cold brew, and you don't want to mess with midichlorians or Jedi mind tricks, grab a cool refreshing can of Old Milwookie Ice. Crisp enough to quench your thirst, but strong enough to knock out even the biggest wookie if you don't excercise a certain amount of countrol.

Yodameister

Brewed in the swamps on the planet of Degobah, this smooth liquor is made from over 56 roots, herbs, and swamp weeds. Originally brewed by hand by Jedi Master Yoda, this beverage is now brewed by the Degobah Brewing Company and exported by Rebel Liquor Distributors, Inc.

*cheers*

Posted: **2002-12-02 07:18pm**

Shinova wrote:
IG-88E wrote:Oh my FUCKING god.

Shinova, how, exactly, did you find this?

I got it off a different message board; Starport33, I think. I went back there to see, but I think a mod took it off.

EDIT: I found it on SB.

Yep. If you need to find disturbing news, you can always find it on good ole Spacebattles.... *sigh*

Posted: **2002-12-02 07:41pm**

I can't believe it.

No redheads?

Posted: **2002-12-03 07:08am**

Shinova wrote:
IG-88E wrote:Oh my FUCKING god.

Shinova, how, exactly, did you find this?

I got it off a different message board; Starport33, I think. I went back there to see, but I think a mod took it off.

Please don't tell me you got lonely one night and...

... uh, Shinova... please stay the hell away from me...

Posted: **2002-12-03 02:12pm**

For those who missed it:

The Fine Print: This document was created as a parody and the products depicted therein do not actually exist. The phone number listed is done so for humorous purposes only and individuals are encouraged not to actually dial that number. The author of this web site is not responsible for any charges incurred by individuals dialing the number above, or for any damages to persons or Furbies using or fantasizing about the product(s) depicted. All original material Copyright (c)1999 fishdot.org

The Even Finer Print: Furby is a registered trademark of Tiger Toys, Inc. Any and all similarities between products depicted on this page and those in real life are absolutely intentional, but it's a parody so just chill out. Tiger Toys is in not affiliated with, nor does it endorse, condone, or approve of this web site. This site should not be viewed as a legitimate source of Furby information.

This site is a joke.

Posted: **2002-12-03 02:43pm**

SAMAS wrote:This site is a joke.

Sometimes I honestly think that most people (and this board isn't spared) is parody-challenged

Posted: **2002-12-03 04:28pm**

Those are so sick they're funny!!

I'm pretty sure there are people that actually have "Furby Hookers" out there.

Posted: **2002-12-03 04:31pm**

SAMAS wrote:
This site is a joke.

No fucking shit. IT STILL NEEDS TO DIE, EVIL EVIL EVIL!!!!!!!!!1

Posted: **2002-12-04 09:56am**

The furby hookers page may be a joke, but this isn't:

http://www.tigerden.com/infopage/plush

Posted: **2002-12-04 10:12am**

Mike_6002 wrote:WTF? That guy's is more fucked up then TOWNMNBS on crack

More fucked up than you joining and spamming this board, you asshole.

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