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I was playing football in the snow and got decked. Now my left hip hurts and I'm limping. Fuck....

IG-88E wrote:I was playing football in the snow and got decked. Now my left hip hurts and I'm limping. Fuck....

Shit....that's got hurt, I do feel sorry for you Iggy, well hope ya get better real soon

In the words of Reverend Lovejoy: "There, there. There. There."

Well, done all I can do

[nelson]Ha-Ha[/nelson]

I can laugh because I know exactly what thats like.

Well that just sucks...

weemadando wrote:[nelson]Ha-Ha[/nelson]

I can laugh because I know exactly what thats like.

*incoherent cursing followed by several blaster shots*

I was playing football in the snow and got decked. Now my left hip hurts and I'm limping. Fuck....

Yarr... Take it from me, don't go to no fancy Docters, It will give you an intresting limp... Yaarr, great conversation piece at partys and probably handycaped parking as well.... Yaarr

Ya know what REALLY sux0rZ!? A couple years ago in gym I was playing indoor football (think wild raucous football game on half a basketball court with 9 llamas on each team, and a field goal consists of making a basket; in fact it was half footy and half basketball... ROFL) on half the basketball court because the girls were using the other half for volleyball... Anyway, halfway through the game I ended up severely twisting my ankle just trying to get back in formation! I was having a riot up till then, and all of a sudden I have to sit out the rest of gym cuz of a stupid injury gotten through a really stupid fluke... I was pissed! There was no one else near me (a near-impossibility with 18 doodz scrambling around for a football on a play area that makes a Twister map look big) either so I felt like a real doofus... In short, I hate flukes, but I never really felt any real love for gym class (something about half the guys being phobic and the other half crazy, plus the constant rumors about half the Football Team and the Coach . Plus the one time in weightlifting where a black dood tried to hump me in front of everyone, Coach included, didn't exactly endear me to gym too well...)

IG-88E wrote:

weemadando wrote:[nelson]Ha-Ha[/nelson]

I can laugh because I know exactly what thats like.

*incoherent cursing followed by several blaster shots*

Don't complain until you've had someone intentionally ruck your knee... THAT fucking hurts.

Could have been much, much worse... Imagine if you had been hit in the rack... The most important part of Iggy... gone forever...

He said hit not cleave...but either way...that would've hurt like no tomorrow...I don't think anyone would seriously be posting in that type of pain.

He'd be writhing around on the ground in agony.

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:He'd be writhing around on the ground in agony.

ANY guy would.

weemadando wrote:

IG-88E wrote:

weemadando wrote:[nelson]Ha-Ha[/nelson]

I can laugh because I know exactly what thats like.

*incoherent cursing followed by several blaster shots*

Don't complain until you've had someone intentionally ruck your knee... THAT fucking hurts.

In rugby?

My friend got his leg broken that way in rugby, hit way to low, leg bent backwords, got stopped by another player behind him, lower leg snapped.

More to the point...

IG-88E wrote:I was playing football in the snow and got decked. Now my left hip hurts and I'm limping. Fuck....

I got hit by a car once (I told you about this before) and I was limping for about two weeks after that, even with my heavy bone structure.

I remember that.

I'm sorry, sweetheart, I hope you feel better. Normally I'd offer to kiss it to make it better, but your gf sounds tres fabulous so I don't want to do anything to tick her off.

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:I got hit by a car once (I told you about this before) and I was limping for about two weeks after that, even with my heavy bone structure.

I thought tentacle demons were invertebrates.

Zaia wrote:I'm sorry, sweetheart, I hope you feel better. Normally I'd offer to kiss it to make it better, but your gf sounds tres fabulous so I don't want to do anything to tick her off.

m3?

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:

Zaia wrote:I'm sorry, sweetheart, I hope you feel better. Normally I'd offer to kiss it to make it better, but your gf sounds tres fabulous so I don't want to do anything to tick her off.

m3?

BTW, is that Asuka in your avatar?

Durran Korr wrote:

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:

Zaia wrote:I'm sorry, sweetheart, I hope you feel better. Normally I'd offer to kiss it to make it better, but your gf sounds tres fabulous so I don't want to do anything to tick her off.

m3?

BTW, is that Asuka in your avatar?

Yes, it is. I would jave put up something nastier, but Santa Asuka seems so much more fitting.

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:

Zaia wrote:I'm sorry, sweetheart, I hope you feel better. Normally I'd offer to kiss it to make it better, but your gf sounds tres fabulous so I don't want to do anything to tick her off.

m3?

I meant Ig, since it's his thread and his aching leg, but the next time you hurt something, ESB, I can kiss it and make it better if you like.

Zaia wrote:I'm sorry, sweetheart, I hope you feel better. Normally I'd offer to kiss it to make it better, but your gf sounds tres fabulous so I don't want to do anything to tick her off.

Amanda took good care of me.

But thanks for the support.

Zaia wrote: I meant Ig, since it's his thread and his aching leg, but the next time you hurt something, ESB, I can kiss it and make it better if you like.

Oh, yes please!

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:

Zaia wrote: I meant Ig, since it's his thread and his aching leg, but the next time you hurt something, ESB, I can kiss it and make it better if you like.

Oh, yes please!

Lemme help you two along here...

*winds up and punches ESB in the groin*