Carot Top
Moderator: Edi
-
Cal Wright
- American Warlord
- Posts: 3995
- Joined: 2002-07-07 03:24am
- Location: Super-Class Star Destroyer 'Blight'
- Contact:
Carot Top
Okay it doesn't matter what anyone thinks of those phone commercials (however I find most humorous the first time around) but he was just on Jay Leno, and god damn was he fucking hilarious. The best one he had was Anna Nicole Smith's buffet tray. He picks up this tray, and then it drops four more that are linked to the top. Then he starts walking stops and backs up. When he starts walking backwards a beep starts going off. that was hilarious. One that was just about as good was what he did to Peter Jennings. Asks him if he's canadian and of course Peter nods. Carot Top pulls out a wallet with a canadian flag stitched on it. Tells Jennings, 'here, this is so people will know you have canadian money. They won't rob you since canadian money is wothless.'
Were you born with out a sense of humor or did you lose it in a tragic whoppy cushion accident? -Stormbringer
"We are well and truly forked." -Mace Windu Shatterpoint
"Either way KJA is now Dune's problem. Why can't he stop tormenting me and start writting fucking Star Trek books." -Lord Pounder
The Dark Guard Fleet
Post 1500 acheived on Thu Jan 23, 2003 at 2:48 am
-
Evil Sadistic Bastard
- Hentai Tentacle Demon
- Posts: 4229
- Joined: 2002-07-17 02:34am
- Location: FREE
- Contact:
AH HAH HAH
Believe in the sign of Hentai.
BotM - Hentai Tentacle Monkey/Warwolves - Evil-minded Medic/JL - Medical Jounin/Mecha Maniacs - Fuchikoma Grope Attack!/AYVB - Bloody Bastards.../GALE Force - Purveyor of Anal Justice/HAB - Combat Medical Orderly
Combat Medical Orderly(Also Nameless Test-tube Washer) : SD.Net Dept. of Biological Sciences
BotM - Hentai Tentacle Monkey/Warwolves - Evil-minded Medic/JL - Medical Jounin/Mecha Maniacs - Fuchikoma Grope Attack!/AYVB - Bloody Bastards.../GALE Force - Purveyor of Anal Justice/HAB - Combat Medical Orderly
Combat Medical Orderly(Also Nameless Test-tube Washer) : SD.Net Dept. of Biological Sciences
I guess that's kind of funny, but I still find him immensely annoying. Not only what he says, but his voice. *shrug* Sorry!
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
-
Cal Wright
- American Warlord
- Posts: 3995
- Joined: 2002-07-07 03:24am
- Location: Super-Class Star Destroyer 'Blight'
- Contact:
U get ovr his voice after a while. that's prolly why so many ppl think the commercials sux so bad. Watch him do the stuff wit his stage props. it's fucking hillarious.
p.s. If U R reeding this, U suxors!!! I've read Wong's 'things that piss me off' page.
p.s. If U R reeding this, U suxors!!! I've read Wong's 'things that piss me off' page.
Were you born with out a sense of humor or did you lose it in a tragic whoppy cushion accident? -Stormbringer
"We are well and truly forked." -Mace Windu Shatterpoint
"Either way KJA is now Dune's problem. Why can't he stop tormenting me and start writting fucking Star Trek books." -Lord Pounder
The Dark Guard Fleet
Post 1500 acheived on Thu Jan 23, 2003 at 2:48 am
-
Sonnenburg
- Official Dave Barry Clone
- Posts: 2305
- Joined: 2002-11-05 08:35pm
- Location: Gotham City
- Contact:
You might remember there was a scene in the original Austin Powers where Austin is snapping pictures of some of Dr. Evil's horribly... well, evil, plans? It included things like organ harvesting and what not. Also on the list was "Carrot Top Movie." Pointless insult? Good-natured fun?
http://us.imdb.com/Title?0118836
Chairman of the Board (1998)
Or amazing foresight on Myers' part?
http://us.imdb.com/Title?0118836
Chairman of the Board (1998)
Or amazing foresight on Myers' part?
Chuck
