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Forum that will make your blood boil...Esp Darth Wong..
Posted: 2002-12-03 07:54am
by CyberianKnight
Posted: 2002-12-03 07:56am
by Lord Sauron-Tyranus-Vader
LOL!
I especially like the Santa banning thread. But some of them have good points.
Posted: 2002-12-03 08:00am
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
He sure sounds idiotic.
Ahem.
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Oh, and
POKE.
Posted: 2002-12-03 08:01am
by weemadando
No... Too many stupid Aussies! Someone give me a plane ticket to Sydney and a gun.
Posted: 2002-12-03 08:03am
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
weemadando wrote:No... Too many stupid Aussies! Someone give me a plane ticket to Sydney and a gun.
Don't you live there?
Posted: 2002-12-03 08:11am
by weemadando
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:weemadando wrote:No... Too many stupid Aussies! Someone give me a plane ticket to Sydney and a gun.
Don't you live there?
Yeah... I haven't been this embarrassed since the Crocodile Hunter debuted.
Posted: 2002-12-03 10:37am
by Peregrin Toker
DAIN BRAMAGE! DAIN BRAMAGE!!! Oops, I mean BRAIN DAMAGE!!
Re: Forum that will make your blood boil...Esp Darth Wong..
Posted: 2002-12-03 11:03am
by jegs2
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Posted: 2002-12-03 01:42pm
by The Dark
Welcome, stoat!
Poke!
Just remember that nobody here will come after you for what you say (well, maybe RayCav, but he's banned), and have fun.
Posted: 2002-12-03 01:46pm
by NecronLord
Welcome to Stardestroyer.Net. There are no barricades, no stockades. Trolls are free to leave as and when they wish to. Think rationally and you will be treated rationally. Think Irrationally and you will suffer a horrible fate.
Posted: 2002-12-03 01:49pm
by The Dark
NecronLord wrote:Welcome to Stardestroyer.Net. There are no barricades, no stockades. Trolls are free to leave as and when they wish to. Think rationally and you will be treated rationally. Think Irrationally and you will suffer a horrible fate.
I haven't suffered a horrible fate yet...*expecting the Spanish Inquisition
* I'll admit I'm not as irrational as the trolls, but I still hold irrational beliefs that seem to make sense given what I have encountered in life.
Posted: 2002-12-03 02:41pm
by neoolong
I see idiocy is spreading quite rapidly.
Posted: 2002-12-03 02:45pm
by Sea Skimmer
*Raises anti logic shielding*
Posted: 2002-12-03 03:27pm
by Larz
:: ready's logic phallanx and spearsmen :: Why hasn't idiocy been labeled as a pandemic yet?
Posted: 2002-12-03 04:22pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
I've read some of it, and it's no different from what I'd expect from someone like Pat Buchanan. Still, some of it's dumb.
Oh, yes, and:
POKE!!
Posted: 2002-12-03 07:23pm
by CyberianKnight
Why thanks for the enthusiastic welcome !
What makes newbies so pokable?
Posted: 2002-12-03 07:39pm
by Vertigo1
weemadando wrote:Yeah... I haven't been this embarrassed since the Crocodile Hunter debuted.
lol
Atleast Steve Irwin is funny.
Posted: 2002-12-03 11:54pm
by EmperorMing
The Dark wrote:NecronLord wrote:Welcome to Stardestroyer.Net. There are no barricades, no stockades. Trolls are free to leave as and when they wish to. Think rationally and you will be treated rationally. Think Irrationally and you will suffer a horrible fate.
I haven't suffered a horrible fate yet...*expecting the Spanish Inquisition
* I'll admit I'm not as irrational as the trolls, but I still hold irrational beliefs that seem to make sense given what I have encountered in life.
NO one expects the Spanich Inquisition...!
Posted: 2002-12-04 12:18am
by data_link
EmperorMing wrote:NO one expects the Spanich Inquisition...!
Is that anything like the
Spanish Inquisition?
Posted: 2002-12-04 11:07am
by Peregrin Toker
data_link wrote:EmperorMing wrote:NO one expects the Spanich Inquisition...!
Is that anything like the
Spanish Inquisition?
No, it's the SPINACH inquisition! Mwuahahahaha!!!
Posted: 2002-12-04 03:56pm
by Vertigo1
Hmmm, any relation to the Avacado Crusade?
Posted: 2002-12-04 04:01pm
by Coyote
Welcome, n00b!
poke!!
Weird site.
And I too have noticed a large amount of
Commonwealth influences on this board. Not that I'm complaining... having been to Auz and seeing the
lovely ladies...
Posted: 2002-12-04 04:02pm
by haas mark
CyberianKnight wrote:Why thanks for the enthusiastic welcome !
What makes newbies so pokable?
*bite* Being a n00b. That's what.
Posted: 2002-12-04 05:22pm
by ArmorPierce
n00b!
*POKE*
Posted: 2002-12-05 09:07am
by Skelron
'Guardian commander.'
'Yes Lord Farseer your Command?'
'I sense the presence of a nOOb, ready the D-Cannon of Poking, and prepare the Banshee's Poking division'
'Of Course Lord Farseer.'
Turning to the Mon Keigh nOOb 'I won't add much Mon Keigh, almost all has been covered. I do however feel it fair to warn you, that the poking will continue, being a nOOb demands it settle down and bare it. for afterwards you earn that most precious of rights, the right to Poke other nOOb's anyway I apolgise for now we will go easy on you, Howling Banshee's POKE'
Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Pke Poke.... ( What was that you ask that was the experiance of being poked all over by the Howling Banshee's, the D-Cannon is warming up, pray I feel merciful today...