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It seems that...
For males, at least, whenever you tack on, "If ya know what I mean!" to ANYTHING, it will become sexual innuendo...I shall demonstrate.
"Yah Bob, that's a nice bowl, if ya know what I mean."
I call for an investigation into this odd occurrence in male humanity.
"Yah Bob, that's a nice bowl, if ya know what I mean."
I call for an investigation into this odd occurrence in male humanity.
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I call for an investigation into Sienthal's attempt to rationalize male behavior.Sienthal wrote:For males, at least, whenever you tack on, "If ya know what I mean!" to ANYTHING, it will become sexual innuendo...I shall demonstrate.
"Yah Bob, that's a nice bowl, if ya know what I mean."
I call for an investigation into this odd occurrence in male humanity.
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Is it even possible to rationalize male behaviour?IG-88E wrote:I call for an investigation into Sienthal's attempt to rationalize male behavior.Sienthal wrote:For males, at least, whenever you tack on, "If ya know what I mean!" to ANYTHING, it will become sexual innuendo...I shall demonstrate.
"Yah Bob, that's a nice bowl, if ya know what I mean."
I call for an investigation into this odd occurrence in male humanity.
Go, tell the Spartans, stranger passing by,
That here, obedient to their laws, we lie.
That here, obedient to their laws, we lie.
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Of course not, which is why I'm wondering about Sienthal's attempt to do so.Ted wrote:Is it even possible to rationalize male behaviour?
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Damn, you guys beat me to it. *snaps fingers* Awww, shucks...IG-88E wrote:Of course not, which is why I'm wondering about Sienthal's attempt to do so.Ted wrote:Is it even possible to rationalize male behaviour?
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
I've know this for a long time as would anyone else who ever watched "Who's line is it anyway?" and thier "If you know what I mean" game
Its funny but he is right ANYTHING can sound horrible if you tack on if you know what I mean
Its funny but he is right ANYTHING can sound horrible if you tack on if you know what I mean
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"Wash my dishes" can be kinky.
"Wash my dishes" can be kinky.
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You obviously have never attempted to rationlize a woman before. It ver, very hard.Ted wrote:Is it even possible to rationalize male behaviour?IG-88E wrote:I call for an investigation into Sienthal's attempt to rationalize male behavior.Sienthal wrote:For males, at least, whenever you tack on, "If ya know what I mean!" to ANYTHING, it will become sexual innuendo...I shall demonstrate.
"Yah Bob, that's a nice bowl, if ya know what I mean."
I call for an investigation into this odd occurrence in male humanity.
Like trying to understand all the techo=babble on Trek.
' Mesa called Jar-Jar Binks. Mesa yousa humble servant. Mesa-' Commence primary ignotion.
' Yousa dead, Jar-Jar.'
Crispy, fresh frog-rabbit legs. Mmmmm hmmm!
' Yousa dead, Jar-Jar.'
Crispy, fresh frog-rabbit legs. Mmmmm hmmm!
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Don't you dare! Not even women understand women. So just drop it, you'll fail.Lord Sauron-Tyranus-Vader wrote: You obviously have never attempted to rationlize a woman before. It ver, very hard.
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I never said I was trying to understand them; I gave up a long time ago.innerbrat wrote:Don't you dare! Not even women understand women. So just drop it, you'll fail.Lord Sauron-Tyranus-Vader wrote: You obviously have never attempted to rationlize a woman before. It ver, very hard.
' Mesa called Jar-Jar Binks. Mesa yousa humble servant. Mesa-' Commence primary ignotion.
' Yousa dead, Jar-Jar.'
Crispy, fresh frog-rabbit legs. Mmmmm hmmm!
' Yousa dead, Jar-Jar.'
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--Both male and female behavior is easy enough to rationalize. People seem incapable of using standard communication methods (i.e., talking plainly to each other) and resort to inuendo, flirting, etc. etc. I find this extremely agravating (since my communication skills in that area are abismal). Why shouldn't people just be able to say something such as ... Hi, I'm ______, I find you attractive and have x, y, and z to offer. ... (information exchange, but party #2 not interested) ... Well if your not interested in a significant relationship I up for a fling too.
-The reason things are not straight forward are that people don't respond well to directness. Males don't like taking risks (since females are merciless) and females enjoy the flirting and inuendo.
-The reason things are not straight forward are that people don't respond well to directness. Males don't like taking risks (since females are merciless) and females enjoy the flirting and inuendo.
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Blasphemous! Of course we understand ourselves. And if you take the time, you will find that you can understand us too. I used to take my guy friends out shopping with me and they'd ask me probing questions about women, and after enough outings together (classes for "Kristin's School of the Reversal of Gender-Impairment" usually last approximately four weeks), the guys actually DO understand women. So, ha. You just haven't found the right teacher yet!innerbrat wrote:Don't you dare! Not even women understand women. So just drop it, you'll fail.Lord Sauron-Tyranus-Vader wrote: You obviously have never attempted to rationlize a woman before. It ver, very hard.
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Zaia's post count is 666 as of now. Is this just a coicidence or is this a sign that women are evil and she is playing with the minds of males on this board by trying to make them believe women can be understood...
P.S. -- Read the wink before getting all pissed off...
P.S. -- Read the wink before getting all pissed off...
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Can you show me a right one...because so far I have 12 different interpretations of women's actions and apparently even when I'm doing the right thing, I am doing it in the wrong way(and no, not sex! ).
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Lord Sauron-Tyranus-Vader wrote:It's Coke, ok?Slartibartfast wrote:Lord Sauron-Tyranus-Vader wrote:Damm keyboard!
I spilled pop on it! If you know what I mean.
It wouldn't happen to be white coke, is it?
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Damn straight! They're working hard so you don't get left without a "wang" on hand when your turn to mudsling is up.
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Mwahahahahh!!!! 666, rah!Nova Andromeda wrote:Zaia's post count is 666 as of now. Is this just a coicidence or is this a sign that women are evil and she is playing with the minds of males on this board by trying to make them believe women can be understood...
P.S. -- Read the wink before getting all pissed off...
Ok, so now that I've read the wink, does that mean I can get pissed off now? J/K
'A right one' meaning a right teacher? Come on over, 'Kristin's School for the Reversal of Gender-Impairment' is always open!ghost rider wrote:Can you show me a right one...because so far I have 12 different interpretations of women's actions and apparently even when I'm doing the right thing, I am doing it in the wrong way(and no, not sex! ).
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Yes, partner, then why did a girl leve your apartment last night wearing only panties?Lord Sauron-Tyranus-Vader wrote:I never said I was trying to understand them; I gave up a long time ago.innerbrat wrote:Don't you dare! Not even women understand women. So just drop it, you'll fail.Lord Sauron-Tyranus-Vader wrote: You obviously have never attempted to rationlize a woman before. It ver, very hard.
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