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To: Michael Wong
From: Tech Support, Evil Sadistic Bastard Enterprises, INC.

Mr. Wong, we are sad to hear that your RAYCAV automated
posting software has developed apparently fatal flaws in it's
programming, and so we are giving you the latest expansion
packs for our MKSHEPPARD automated posting software,
which now allows you to set the level of virulent anti-homosexuality!

This expansion pack now adds 25 more preprogrammed
responses for a diverse set of topics ranging from: Homosexuality;
Religion; Guns; Gun Control; The Second Amendment;
The Confederate States of America; Canada; Why Canada Sucks;
Why Europe Sucks; Why the USA rulez j00

Many of these have been reworked from the failed AZERON
program, and now will make a little sense, as opposed to the
AZERON program's random gibbering.

We hope to hear from you soon how your new MKSHEPPARD
v2.5 automated posting program is working.

Sincerely

Generic Anime Tentacled Overfiend,
Director of Technical Support at Evil Sadistic Bastard Enterprises, INC.

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This was brought on by comments from Wong that I can't be
a real person, that I'm like some sort of damn caricature..

Links to Wong's comments Shep?

Ted wrote:Links to Wong's comments Shep?

Why? I'm sure he'll be around soon to comment on this...

LOL!!! Good one, Shep.

MKSheppard wrote:This was brought on by comments from Wong that I can't be a real person, that I'm like some sort of damn caricature..

Archetype, Shep. You're an archetype. That's not the same thing as being a caricature.

AdmiralKanos wrote: Archetype, Shep. You're an archetype. That's not the same thing as being a caricature.

Meh, close enough for me....sort of like how everything is close enough
if you're using a 1 MT nuke

lol

You know I am temped to put you both on my Chunnaka list.

--Friggin' hilarious!!!

LOL!!!

You should do more of these, Shep

Bwuhahahahaha!!!

I like it.

Just as long as it's not the Sid Sheppard 9.9 program....

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Just as long as it's not the Sid Sheppard 9.9 program....

No....no...you must be thinking of the SID RAYCAV 9.9 program,
a compilation of the most gruesome serial killers in history...

I'll take ten copies and the mobile cyborg/clone version.

MKSheppard wrote:

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Just as long as it's not the Sid Sheppard 9.9 program....

No....no...you must be thinking of the SID RAYCAV 9.9 program,
a compilation of the most gruesome serial killers in history...

Don't forget the wonderful addition of twelve of the most deranged rapists ever but otherwise yeah that's the program.

LOL, I'm laughing so hard my heartburn is acting up, EHHEEHEHHE!!!!