Da Vinci's Notebook

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-12-05 01:01pm

So, my best friend directed me to this band called "Da Vinci's Notebook." (Yah, if you thought this was going to be some intelligent discussion about Leo, I'm terribly sorry to disappoint you). Their music is absolutely hilarious, and since I really can't force any of you to download their music, I thought I'd post the lyrics to one of their songs. Obviously some of its charm will be lost since this the music half is missing, but I want to try to spread the word.

This is called "Title of the Song," and it's totally the formula to all boy-band love songs. It's absolutely HILARIOUS--they sing it as a boy band too. Here are the words:

"Declaration of my feelings for you
And admiration of those feelings
Description of how long these feelings have existed
Belief that no one else could feel the same as I

Reminiscence of the pleasant times we've shared
And our relationship's perfection
Recounting of the steps that led to our love's dissolution
Mostly involving my unfaithfulness and lies

Penitent admission of wrongdoing
Discovery of the depth of my affection
Regret over the lateness of my epiphany

Title of the song
Naïve expression of love
Reluctance to accept that you are gone
Request to turn back time and rectify my wrongs
Repetition of the title of the song

Enumeration of my various transgressive actions
Of insufficient motivation
Realization that these actions led to your departure
And my resulted lack of sleep and appetite

Enunciation of my past insensitivity
The promise of my reaffirmation
Reassurance that you still are foremost in my thoughts now
Plead for your instruction on how to gain your trust again

Request for reconciliation
Listing of the numerous trials that I perform
Of this really emotional compensation

Title of the song
Naïve expression of love
Reluctance to accept that you are gone
Request to turn back time and rectify my wrongs
Repetition of the title of the song

Acknowledgement I acted foolishly
Increasingly desperate pleas for your return
I'm sorry for my infidelity
Fading hope that my sins are forgivable
Appeal for one more opportunity
Drop to my knees to illicit grand response
Praise to my chosen diety
Modulation and I hold a high note

Title of the song
Naïve expression of love
Reluctance to accept that you are gone
Request to turn back time and rectify my wrongs
Ooooh, title of the song

Title of the song, title of the song
Title of the song, title of the song

etc, etc..."

Here's the website, where you can get more info and download songs if you want (you can also get their stuff off of Kazaa):
http://www.davincisnotebook.com/index.html
"Boy group? Not a chance...we're a MAN BAND(TM)."

PS--I had to dictate the lyrics myself since they aren't well-known enough to be on the lyrics sites (the ones I checked, anyway). So, I hope at least someone reads it and gets a laugh!

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-12-05 01:05pm

LOL...ah always nice to see people to strike against these teenybobber

.

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2002-12-05 01:41pm

What's great is that we could use the lyrics as a formula to create a whole slew of teenybopper songs, and sing in four part harmony all the way to the bank!

Edit: heha, just downloaded the mp3 of that song

The only thing missing was the over-the-top, technique over talent, full throttle emotional singing that's so typical of today's teenybopper singers.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-12-05 01:47pm

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-12-05 04:41pm

Drewcifer wrote:Edit: heha, just downloaded the mp3 of that song
The only thing missing was the over-the-top, technique over talent, full throttle emotional singing that's so typical of today's teenybopper singers.

Rock on, you got the song?! Sweet!!! If you liked that, think about getting "Enormous Penis." The song, I mean--the song!!!

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2002-12-05 07:13pm

Zaia wrote:Rock on, you got the song?! Sweet!!!

The lyrics are funny, but their performance is what makes it.

It reminded me of a short film I saw on a Playboy Laserdisc a long time ago (staying up late at dad's) about a couple meeting in a bar and eventually going home together. But instead of normal dialog, they said what they were saying. Things like, in the love scene, "crying out name of diving maker" and "grunting like an animal". haha wish that was still around, it was hee-larious.

Zaia wrote:If you liked that, think about getting "Enormous Penis." The song, I mean--the song!!!

I saved that song for when I need a good laugh. Funny funny stuff!

Rather than risk the wrath of Iggy, Spanky, ESB, et al with witty comebacks (like needing your assistance with the above quote

), I'll exit with: yeah, that was the best song I ever wrote for them...

Zaku-chan · Post by **Zaku-chan** » 2002-12-05 07:19pm

I've never heard of them. I'll have to download sometime.

Drewcifer wrote:Rather than risk the wrath of Iggy, Spanky, ESB, et al with witty comebacks (like needing your assistance with the above quote ), I'll exit with: yeah, that was the best song I ever wrote for them...

What's with the three of them?

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2002-12-05 07:31pm

Oh, I was just playing around. Most of the guys here (myself included) are quite enamored by Kelly's kitsune abilities and Zaia's Psychotic Psychopathic Rampagin' Femme Fatale (TM) powers. Naturally, some of the fellas are quick to anger with jealousy, and also act like big brothers when anyone messes with (or flirts with) our esteemed lady members and I was playing along. Things gets a little out of hand at times, but it's mostly all for fun.

Zaku-chan · Post by **Zaku-chan** » 2002-12-05 07:33pm

Drewcifer wrote:Oh, I was just playing around. Most of the guys here (myself included) are quite enamored by Kelly's kitsune abilities and Zaia's Psychotic Psychopathic Rampagin' Femme Fatale (TM) powers. Naturally, some of the fellas are quick to anger with jealousy, and also act like big brothers when anyone messes with (or flirts with) our esteemed lady members and I was playing along. Things gets a little out of hand at times, but it's mostly all for fun.

Ah, I understand. Women are a rarity on sci-fi boards. By Iggy, I assume you mean IG-88E?

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-12-05 07:54pm

Drewcifer wrote:The lyrics are funny, but their performance is what makes it.

Exactly! There was really no other way for me to convince anyone to download it, though. Just saying "DOWNLOAD THIS OR SUFFER MY WRATH!" really wouldn't get me anywhere.

So thanks for getting it!

It reminded me of a short film I saw on a Playboy Laserdisc a long time ago (staying up late at dad's) about a couple meeting in a bar and eventually going home together. But instead of normal dialog, they said what they were saying. Things like, in the love scene, "crying out name of diving maker" and "grunting like an animal". haha wish that was still around, it was hee-larious.

*chuckle* 'Hee-larious?' Definitely sounds it.

I saved that song for when I need a good laugh. Funny funny stuff!
Rather than risk the wrath of Iggy, Spanky, ESB, et al with witty comebacks (like needing your assistance with the above quote ), I'll exit with: yeah, that was the best song I ever wrote for them...

LOL

Nice. And I don't think you have to worry much; it seems not many people are reading this thread, so flirt away.

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2002-12-05 08:09pm

Zaku-chan wrote:Ah, I understand. Women are a rarity on sci-fi boards. By Iggy, I assume you mean IG-88E?

You are correct, sir.

Zaia wrote:LOL Nice. And I don't think you have to worry much; it seems not many people are reading this thread, so flirt away.

...said the spider to the fly

You are quite naughty my dear. However, the pleasure of your notice is quite worth the attention of an assasin droid and hentai demon, along with a dolphin carrying a paddle (sorry spank

)

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2002-12-05 08:46pm

hehe ok that was a little too ass-kissy. Oh well, I'm a much better flirt in person anyhow

BTW, nice new AV Zaia.

<old man voice>well, it's time for my show</old man voice>

a new CSI, woo hoo!

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-12-05 08:56pm

Drewcifer wrote:hehe ok that was a little too ass-kissy. Oh well, I'm a much better flirt in person anyhow

BTW, nice new AV Zaia.

Nah, you have to lay it on pretty thick to qualify as 'too ass-kissy.' You're fine.

And thanks, I like her too. I was in the mood for a bit of a change.

Anyway, to get back on topic:

If you haven't already, LISTEN TO THE SONG!!!!!

*bats eyelashes* Puh-leez.

Wow, that was bad--I think I made MYSELF want to throw up with my pouty girliness! Bleck.

EDIT: Oops.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-05 08:58pm

Zaia wrote:Wow, that was bad--I think I made MYSELF want to throw up with my pouty girliness! Bleck.

Nothing wrong with a bit of that now and then.

And I also like the new AV.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-12-05 09:01pm

Zaia wrote:
Wow, that was bad--I think I made MYSELF want to throw up with my pouty girliness! Bleck.

But you're so cute when you do it

And a nice, innocent, yet scared looking girl there for Avatar.

I bet ESB will have loads of fun with this one

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-12-05 10:16pm

Ghost Rider wrote:But you're so cute when you do it

And a nice, innocent, yet scared looking girl there for Avatar.

I bet ESB will have loads of fun with this one

Thanks, I think. *scratches head*

And of course she's innocent looking; she's mine. *innocent smile* Appropriate, no?

PS--GET THE SONG!! IT ROCKS!!

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2002-12-06 12:56am

heha - I've emailed out links to that Enormous Penis song to some of my friends. A short email talking about being down and blue, but I've found something that has kind of cheered me up...

...and then the link.

So far the response has been ROFLMFAOx10^3

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-12-06 01:04am

Drewcifer wrote:heha - I've emailed out links to that Enormous Penis song to some of my friends. A short email talking about being down and blue, but I've found something that has kind of cheered me up...

...and then the link.

So far the response has been ROFLMFAOx10^3

*grin* Yay! I'm glad someone got use out of this thread! *kisses cheek* Thanks, babe, you made my day.

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2002-12-06 01:09am

Back atcha

Of course, I may regret spreading the word in a few weeks when all my friends are still singing the Enormous Penis song...

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-12-06 01:10am

Think of it as some bar stool song with a bunch of drunken perverts

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-12-06 01:27am

TEH FUNY pleases me!

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-12-06 01:35am

Dalton wrote:TEH FUNY pleases me!

Did you read it or listen to it, Dalton?

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-12-06 01:37am

Zaia wrote:
Dalton wrote:TEH FUNY pleases me!
Did you read it or listen to it, Dalton?

Read it, actually...I have to grab the MP3s at some point...

Post by **Zaia** » 2002-12-06 01:56am

Dalton wrote:Read it, actually...I have to grab the MP3s at some point...

Excellent! I noticed in your sig that you are interested in things Irish; you might want to check out a song of theirs called "Another Irish Drinking Song." Not quite as funny as the performance of "Title of the Song," IMO, but it's still pretty damn funny.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-06 02:00am

Ghost Rider wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Wow, that was bad--I think I made MYSELF want to throw up with my pouty girliness! Bleck.
But you're so cute when you do it

And a nice, innocent, yet scared looking girl there for Avatar.

I bet ESB will have loads of fun with this one

I would have... but now Zaia-hime has a sexalicious new swimsuit avatar.
Excellent.