Jesus Saves... Jesus Shoots! Jesus Scores!!!

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2002-12-05 08:40pm

For more, check out:

http://www.catholicshopper.com/products ... tues2.html

I find the Ballet and Golf ones a little disturbing...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-05 08:41pm

Um...WTF?

Mike_6002 · Post by **Mike_6002** » 2002-12-05 08:44pm

<Drops gloves and stick> You want some Jesus huh <Punchs him hard> That for Christian Fundies <Punchs again> That's for being drunk and glutton <And a nasty haymaker to finish> Huh you want to turn the other cheek <Punchs him in the other check Jesus goes down for the count> I got h<Apptrue opens to the pits of hell>immmm.....I'll get you Jebussss......

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-12-05 08:45pm

Oi...so a way to get more money from loyal sheep?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2002-12-05 08:45pm

I hear he's not a very physical player, but his slap shot is a cast-iron motherfucker.

spongyblue · Post by **spongyblue** » 2002-12-05 09:05pm

And Jesus teaches kids to kick the crap out of each other

and gets his jolly's watching little girls

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-05 09:22pm

OMFG.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-05 09:50pm

How very, odd.

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2002-12-05 10:02pm

I am going to be SICK!

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-12-05 10:39pm

I like the hockey one

*EDIT* But its hard to beat Jesus the Running Back.

Zaku-chan · Post by **Zaku-chan** » 2002-12-05 10:48pm

Howedar wrote:I like the hockey one

*EDIT* But its hard to beat Jesus the Running Back.

Time for a Hail Mary!

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-12-05 10:48pm

spongyblue · Post by **spongyblue** » 2002-12-05 11:01pm

#21 is going to hell for taking down JC. And I also guess sandels work good on astro turf

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-12-05 11:05pm

For some reason this makes me want to break out with this:

and this:

Zaku-chan · Post by **Zaku-chan** » 2002-12-05 11:10pm

"It's your buddy, Christ! Hence, the Buddy Christ!" - Cardinal Glick.

LOL, Dogma was such a great movie in so many ways.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-05 11:18pm

*BARF*

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-12-06 12:56am

Howedar wrote:I like the hockey one :)

*EDIT* But its hard to beat Jesus the Running Back.

Jesus is brought down four yards behind the line by a pissed off DT with "Russell" on the back of his jersey.

Drewcifer · Post by **Drewcifer** » 2002-12-06 01:28am

This stuff is very strange and creepy. And I like religous kitsch.

*shudder*

Seems like as good a time as any to post this pic:

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-12-06 01:29am

Jesus be one creepy fucker...

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-06 01:37am

Where's the one where Jesus is peeking in on a couple having sex?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-06 09:04pm

Howedar wrote:I like the hockey one

*EDIT* But its hard to beat Jesus the Running Back.

Hey, that kid's tacking Jesus! Isn't he going to go to hell for that?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2002-12-06 09:15pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Howedar wrote:I like the hockey one

*EDIT* But its hard to beat Jesus the Running Back.

Hey, that kid's tacking Jesus! Isn't he going to go to hell for that?

Nah, it's a shitty arm tackle. He's got more to worry about from his coach when Jesus burns him for 10 yards on the play. That kid had better hope his linebackers paid better attention during tackling drills than he did.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2002-12-06 11:38pm

neoolong wrote:Where's the one where Jesus is peeking in on a couple having sex?

What about Jesus watching over the girls in the locker room?

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-12-06 11:46pm

This is funny, but still strange.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2002-12-08 11:45pm

Dalton wrote:Jesus be one creepy fucker...

Based on people wearing WWJD bands I'd have to agree.

Now asan aside I can understand, if you are highly religious, wanting to remind yourself to act like your savior. However I am pretty certain that Jesus would NOT be wearing flashy clothing saying WWJD nor would he have a bumper sticker that says WWJD.