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Jesus Saves... Jesus Shoots! Jesus Scores!!!
Posted: 2002-12-05 08:40pm
by SAMAS
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http://www.catholicshopper.com/products ... tues2.html
I find the Ballet and Golf ones a little disturbing...
Posted: 2002-12-05 08:41pm
by Kuja
Um...WTF?
Posted: 2002-12-05 08:44pm
by Mike_6002
<Drops gloves and stick> You want some Jesus huh <Punchs him hard> That for Christian Fundies <Punchs again> That's for being drunk and glutton <And a nasty haymaker to finish> Huh you want to turn the other cheek <Punchs him in the other check Jesus goes down for the count> I got h<Apptrue opens to the pits of hell>immmm.....I'll get you Jebussss......
Posted: 2002-12-05 08:45pm
by Ghost Rider
Oi...so a way to get more money from loyal sheep?
Posted: 2002-12-05 08:45pm
by RedImperator
I hear he's not a very physical player, but his slap shot is a cast-iron motherfucker.
Posted: 2002-12-05 09:05pm
by spongyblue
And Jesus teaches kids to kick the crap out of each other
and gets his jolly's watching little girls
Posted: 2002-12-05 09:22pm
by Kuja
OMFG.
Posted: 2002-12-05 09:50pm
by neoolong
How very, odd.
Posted: 2002-12-05 10:02pm
by Majin Gojira
I am going to be SICK!
Posted: 2002-12-05 10:39pm
by Howedar
I like the hockey one
*EDIT* But its hard to beat Jesus the Running Back.
Posted: 2002-12-05 10:48pm
by Zaku-chan
Howedar wrote:I like the hockey one
*EDIT* But its hard to beat Jesus the Running Back.
Time for a Hail Mary!
Posted: 2002-12-05 10:48pm
by Howedar
LOL!
Posted: 2002-12-05 11:01pm
by spongyblue
#21 is going to hell for taking down JC. And I also guess sandels work good on astro turf
Posted: 2002-12-05 11:05pm
by CmdrWilkens
For some reason this makes me want to break out with this:
and this:
Posted: 2002-12-05 11:10pm
by Zaku-chan
"It's your buddy, Christ! Hence, the Buddy Christ!" - Cardinal Glick.
LOL, Dogma was such a great movie in so many ways.
Posted: 2002-12-05 11:18pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
*BARF*
Posted: 2002-12-06 12:56am
by weemadando
Howedar wrote:I like the hockey one :)
*EDIT* But its hard to beat Jesus the Running Back.
Jesus is brought down four yards behind the line by a pissed off DT with "Russell" on the back of his jersey.
Posted: 2002-12-06 01:28am
by Drewcifer
This stuff is
very strange and creepy. And I
like religous kitsch.
*shudder*
Seems like as good a time as any to post this pic:
Posted: 2002-12-06 01:29am
by Dalton
Jesus be one creepy fucker...
Posted: 2002-12-06 01:37am
by neoolong
Where's the one where Jesus is peeking in on a couple having sex?
Posted: 2002-12-06 09:04pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Howedar wrote:I like the hockey one
*EDIT* But its hard to beat Jesus the Running Back.
Hey, that kid's tacking Jesus! Isn't he going to go to hell for that?
Posted: 2002-12-06 09:15pm
by RedImperator
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Howedar wrote:I like the hockey one
*EDIT* But its hard to beat Jesus the Running Back.
Hey, that kid's tacking Jesus! Isn't he going to go to hell for that?
Nah, it's a shitty arm tackle. He's got more to worry about from his coach when Jesus burns him for 10 yards on the play. That kid had better hope his linebackers paid better attention during tackling drills than he did.
Posted: 2002-12-06 11:38pm
by Darth Yoshi
neoolong wrote:Where's the one where Jesus is peeking in on a couple having sex?
What about Jesus watching over the girls in the locker room?
Posted: 2002-12-06 11:46pm
by Raptor 597
This is funny, but still strange.
Posted: 2002-12-08 11:45pm
by CmdrWilkens
Dalton wrote:Jesus be one creepy fucker...
Based on people wearing WWJD bands I'd have to agree.
Now asan aside I can understand, if you are highly religious, wanting to remind yourself to act like your savior. However I am pretty certain that Jesus would NOT be wearing flashy clothing saying WWJD nor would he have a bumper sticker that says WWJD.