Beyond stupid lawsuit

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-06 02:10am

I'm bored. I'm amused by this site. Some mothers are utter morons. And thus this thread was born

As some of you might know, the creator of http://www.realultimatepower.net/ is being sued to have the site removed from the internet by some annoyed mothers claiming it made there kids violent and hyperactive.

I know we all love freedom of speach being trampled by morons.

However whats real intresting is the creator happens to be ten years old.

http://www.anycities.com/user/cnnnews/ninja.html
http://www.anycities.com/user/cnnnews/index.html

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-06 02:20am

Please tell me this is a joke.

data_link · Post by **data_link** » 2002-12-06 02:22am

Wow. That is stupid. A kid claiming that ninjas are the ultimate power in the universe? Doesn't he know that the ability to kick ass is insignificant next to the power of the force?

Oh, and the lawsuits are stupid too.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-06 02:27am

neoolong wrote:Please tell me this is a joke.

Well the site is, the problume is some people cant understand that. Law suits real though.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-12-06 02:38am

Hahaha. That site made me think of this one:

http://www.ninjaburger.com/

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-12-06 02:38am

Sea Skimmer wrote:
neoolong wrote:Please tell me this is a joke.
Well the site is, the problume is some people cant understand that. Law suits real though.

Any websites that have court transcripts? This is one case I want to follow.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-06 02:40am

weemadando wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
neoolong wrote:Please tell me this is a joke.
Well the site is, the problume is some people cant understand that. Law suits real though.
Any websites that have court transcripts? This is one case I want to follow.

All I've got is these links I took from the site its self.

Seggybop · Post by **Seggybop** » 2002-12-06 02:42am

Did you see on the first CNN article they have a video captioned 'A ninja kills people for no reason at all'?
That made me laugh hysterically for some reason seeing that from CNN.

Seggybop · Post by **Seggybop** » 2002-12-06 02:44am

wait...
that's not really cnn, is it...

/me seppuku

or is it?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-06 02:44am

Sea Skimmer wrote:
neoolong wrote:Please tell me this is a joke.
Well the site is, the problume is some people cant understand that. Law suits real though.

Oh, I've known about the site for awhile and it's kinda funny.

But, damn that lawsuit is moronic. And it shows that that bitch thinks it is up to the damn government to control what HER kids watch, not herself.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-06 02:45am

Seggybop wrote:Did you see on the first CNN article they have a video captioned 'A ninja kills people for no reason at all'?
That made me laugh hysterically for some reason seeing that from CNN.

I think what the kid said in court as far more amusing, and something I think we'd all like to do.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-06 02:51am

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Seggybop wrote:Did you see on the first CNN article they have a video captioned 'A ninja kills people for no reason at all'?
That made me laugh hysterically for some reason seeing that from CNN.
I think what the kid said in court as far more amusing, and something I think we'd all like to do.

I would have liked to have seen the reaction of the mom.

PeZook · Post by **PeZook** » 2002-12-06 03:28am

Does anyone else think that this "real ultimate power" author sounds like Cartman from southpark?

And by "cool" I mean totally sweet, dude!

Or maybe just all 10 year olds write similarly

XPViking · Post by **XPViking** » 2002-12-06 03:41am

Well, I'm sure glad to find out that Ninjas are mammals and not reptiles. Whew!

XPViking

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-06 04:05am

neoolong wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
neoolong wrote:Please tell me this is a joke.
Well the site is, the problume is some people cant understand that. Law suits real though.
Oh, I've known about the site for awhile and it's kinda funny.

But, damn that lawsuit is moronic. And it shows that that bitch thinks it is up to the damn government to control what HER kids watch, not herself.

But she's a "Good Christian mother" cant do everything herself. No internet for the kids? What, no that's too much work and so is blocking the site. I've got lawsuits to file and court dates to attend against Lord of the Rings and that evil magic stuff. The government will save my good babies from the heathen devil child's site....

*Brain overheats and shuts down from stupidity buildup*

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-06 07:15am

We must rally against this! The might of ninjas must spread across the web! For every ninja website that falls, ten thousand must rise to take it's place!

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-12-06 07:56am

However in response to the order, Hamburger stated that the judge "couldn't even pop a boner if he really wanted to and should shut his frigg'n mouth before somebody pees in it."

As for the website, Hamburger plans on keeping it up and "spreading the truth about ninjas even if it means he'll have to pork more babes than is even possible ."

he´s pretty cool for a ten year old.

also note how they use the last name of the 10 year old kid. very unusual. i guess they want to make him look like a grown up.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-06 08:06am

The site is funny...
But the lawsuits are not.
It's just lame.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-12-06 08:40am

No. The bewsite didnt make him hyperactive. He just has ADHD. Ritilin or Adoral(sp) will solve his problems quite nicely.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-06 08:58pm

These mothers whould be attacked by ninjas.

Is this some kind of game of limbo? They're going even lower now?