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The Arkham Asylum asks you to take a test...

Posted: 2002-12-06 03:13am
by weemadando

Posted: 2002-12-06 03:14am
by weemadando
INSANITY INDEX 6.88 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). There are levels of madness which don't fit neatly into the rigid classifications of 'science,' and you appear to be on one of those levels. But mental health workers do have a word for people who score at this level: nutbag. Other notable people who scored this high include tenor Luciano Pavarotti and former Japanese emperor Hirohito.

Posted: 2002-12-06 03:20am
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
7.85

Your score indicates that you're somewhat deranged. You may be having difficulty coping with your own emotions, which can lead to frenetic, disorganized, and potentially self-destructive behavior. Other notable deranged people include fitness guru Richard Simmons and Greek philosopher Euclid.

Posted: 2002-12-06 03:21am
by Sea Skimmer
INSANITY INDEX 7.25 Careful analysis of your test answers indicates that you're demented.

Posted: 2002-12-06 03:24am
by Alex Moon
INSANITY INDEX 6.21 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). There's good news and bad news in your score. It indicates that you are non compos mentis. Although that does imply a debilitating level of madness, it also means you have a built-in legal excuse for some of the crazy shit you do. (Please note: the assessments of the SaniTest(TM) have absolutely no weight in any court of law.) Others who scored at this level include former secretary of state Alexander Haig, beloved Spanish ventriloquist Se–or Wences, and popular physicist Richard Feynman.

Posted: 2002-12-06 03:32am
by neoolong
6.95. Saner than I thought.

Posted: 2002-12-06 03:33am
by Beowulf
6.58, significantly saner than expected...

Posted: 2002-12-06 03:42am
by Hyperion
INSANITY INDEX 6.58 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score suggests that you are completely unbalanced. This is not a terribly serious condition, and can even be rather charming if not mixed with a violent temper or serious subtance abuse problem. Others who scored at this level include publisher Larry Flynt and famed explorer Ferdinand Magellan.

wow, lower than i thought.

Posted: 2002-12-06 03:45am
by Zaia
5.76 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). (You're very welcome)

Your score suggests that you are psychasthenic. A very interesting condition, it means you lack the capacity to resolve uncertainties, or resist phobias or compulsions even though you know they're irrational. You may have trouble making decisions, or you may find yourself engaging in self-sabotaging behavior. Others who scored at this level include millionaire Howard Hughes and occultist/heretic Giordano Bruno.

Posted: 2002-12-06 04:10am
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
Zaia wrote:5.76 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). (You're very welcome)

Your score suggests that you are psychasthenic. A very interesting condition, it means you lack the capacity to resolve uncertainties, or resist phobias or compulsions even though you know they're irrational. You may have trouble making decisions, or you may find yourself engaging in self-sabotaging behavior. Others who scored at this level include millionaire Howard Hughes and occultist/heretic Giordano Bruno.
Awww... Does Zaia-hime need help in making decision? Don't worry, the ESB will back you up no matetr what! :D

Posted: 2002-12-06 04:19am
by Cthulhu-chan
INSANITY INDEX 7.18 It's a good thing that you took the SaniTest(TM), because your score suggests that you're highly unstable. You teeter on the brink of more serious madness, perhaps as a result of frequent exposure to morbid imagery and bizarre literature. Although capable of great achievements, your perceptions of reality are not reliable. Other notable people who score at this level include new age pianist John Tesh, Italian dictator Benito Mussolini, and former mousketeer Annette Funicello.


WooHOO! I'm one step closer to the edge, and I'm about to break!

Posted: 2002-12-06 10:38am
by beyond hope
INSANITY INDEX 7.85 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). After careful analysis, your score suggests that you are afflicted with delirium. You seem prone to disordered speech, confusion, and paranoid delusions. (Although president George W. Bush exhibits many of the same symptoms, in his case they indicate immense stupidity rather than actual madness). Other notable people with this condition include Swiss artist HR Giger and British monarch Queen Elizabeth I.
Just goes to show what I've known all along.

Posted: 2002-12-06 10:50am
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
Cthulhu-chan wrote:INSANITY INDEX 7.18 It's a good thing that you took the SaniTest(TM), because your score suggests that you're highly unstable. You teeter on the brink of more serious madness, perhaps as a result of frequent exposure to morbid imagery and bizarre literature. Although capable of great achievements, your perceptions of reality are not reliable. Other notable people who score at this level include new age pianist John Tesh, Italian dictator Benito Mussolini, and former mousketeer Annette Funicello.


WooHOO! I'm one step closer to the edge, and I'm about to break!
Ah, jo0 like Linkin PArk.
go0d.

Posted: 2002-12-06 11:01am
by Majin Gojira
INSANITY INDEX 6.06 This score indicates that you are hysterical. By which we mean subject to overexcitement of the psychic, sensory, vasomotor and visceral functions, coupled with unmanageable fear and emotional excess, and not that you're particularly funny. Although sometimes loss of those visceral functions is good for a laugh. Others who scored at this level include ex-president Bill Clinton, thrill murderers Leopold & Loeb, and new-age archeologist Graham Hancock.

OOOHGA BOOHGA BOOGHA!

Posted: 2002-12-06 11:53am
by NecronLord
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SILENCE IMPUDENT MORTAL

YOU DARE TRY TO PASS JUDGEMENT ON A C'TAN!

YOU DIE NOW PUNY INSIGNIFICANT BEING


*sounds of screaming*

Posted: 2002-12-06 12:04pm
by Luke Starkiller
INSANITY INDEX 5.84 There are levels of human madness which science has not yet penetrated, which cannot be conveniently labelled or classified. Your score indicates that you are at such a level. You are, quite simply, mad. A classic case. A feather for every evil, whirling wind that blows. Others who scored at this level include singer/psychic pitchwoman Dionne Warwick and Korean cult leader Rev. Sun Myung Moon.

hehehe......

Posted: 2002-12-06 12:05pm
by Ghost Rider
INSANITY INDEX 8.59 This is a high score, and it suggests that you're moderately berserk. People who score at this level often appear normal, but are known to lash out with sudden violence, occasionally killing friends and loved ones. Try to reduce your stress levels. Other notable moderately berserk people include Texas millionaire turned political footnote Ross Perot, and assassin Sirhan Sirhan.

Wooo...I'm a nut

Posted: 2002-12-06 12:06pm
by InnerBrat
INSANITY INDEX 7.62 There are levels of human madness that science has not yet penetrated, and your score suggests that you are at one of them. You seem to be completely out of your mind. This may indicate that you have been a victim of Yithian consciousness transfer, especially if you have a history of blackouts, amnesia, or sudden personality changes. Other notable people who scored at this level include former TV psychic the Amazing Kreskin and Portuguese explorer Vasco da Gama.

Damn, Ghotst rider posted while I was previewing, so I'm no longer winning...

Posted: 2002-12-06 12:58pm
by Kosh_The_Vorlon
INSANITY INDEX 5.39 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score is right in the middle of the wonderful spectrum of human madness, and it indicates that you are neurotic. Neurosis is an often cited condition, but please don't feel that your condition is run-of-the-mill. You're dangerously, darkly, perversely neurotic. Famous people who scored at this level include Nazi SA leader Ernst Roehm and Heaven's Gate cult leader Marshall Applewhite.

Posted: 2002-12-06 01:06pm
by Zaku-chan
INSANITY INDEX 7.92 Well, that's a pretty high score, although safely away from the really scary end of the madness scale. Your score indicates that you are extremely delirious. You may be prone to disordered speech, confusion, and paranoid delusions. (Although president George W. Bush exhibits many of the same symptoms, in his case they indicate immense stupidity rather than actual madness). Other notable people who score at this level include actor William Shatner and former surgeon general C. Everett Koop.

:twisted:

Posted: 2002-12-06 01:17pm
by haas mark
Your score is:128
For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.

INSANITY INDEX 7.11 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score indicates that you are markedly unstable. You likely have difficulty concentrating, occasionally make very bad choices, and are susceptible to dramatic mood swings that can lead to social embarrassment and/or gunplay. Other notable people who scored at this level include hard-drinking author Ernest Hemingway and incredibly wealthy murderer John DuPont.

Posted: 2002-12-08 03:16am
by Slartibartfast
INSANITY INDEX 6.21 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). There's good news and bad news in your score. It indicates that you are non compos mentis. Although that does imply a debilitating level of madness, it also means you have a built-in legal excuse for some of the crazy shit you do. (Please note: the assessments of the SaniTest(TM) have absolutely no weight in any court of law.) Others who scored at this level include former secretary of state Alexander Haig, beloved Spanish ventriloquist Se–or Wences, and popular physicist Richard Feynman.

Posted: 2002-12-08 03:48am
by Anarchist Bunny
INSANITY INDEX 7.33 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score indicates that you're thoroughly demented. While this can be a debilitating condition, when coupled with above-average intelligence it makes for some very amusing situations. You can see things that other people don't. Other notable people who scored at this level include musician Mick Jagger and inventor Dean Kamen.

Posted: 2002-12-08 04:02am
by Raptor 597
INSANITY INDEX 7.03 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). It's people like you who make this service so worthwhile. You are profoundly crazed. It's a condition usually marked by obsessive behavior coupled with megalomania and a very short temper. Potential advantages are that you can get a lot done, but drawbacks include profound alienation. Other notable people who scored at this level include Libyan head of state Moammar Khadaffi and Star Trek creator Gene Rodenberry.

Yes, I can create a stupid series and rue as Dictator of an North African Country! :twisted:

Posted: 2002-12-08 04:44am
by The Yosemite Bear
6.66

I scored the same as Jesse Helms and Crowley....

Did I mention that my parent's named be after A british Novelist, and friend of August Derleth.

Or that they left the Lovecraft books on the bottom shelf of the book case where I could easily get to them at a young age....