DON'T YOU TAKE MY LAST BEER, YOU HEATHEN

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-12-06 03:52pm

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... dd_beer_dc

BANDERA, Texas (Reuters) - A jury on Thursday handed a life prison sentence to a Texas man who shot and killed a longtime friend he accused of drinking the last beer in his refrigerator.

Jurors deliberated for less than two hours before passing the sentence on Steven Brasher, 42, for the murder of Willie Lawson, 39, on Nov. 5 last year.

"There was only two beers left, so I took one, and I told Willie not to take my last beer," Brasher said in a taped statement that was played during the trial.

Testimony showed Brasher shot Lawson in the head with a pistol after the two began arguing over the missing beer. Brasher maintained the shooting was an accident.

What. The fuck.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-06 03:56pm

Retarded fuckwad morons.

That;s the fucking problem with people everywhere! They CAN'T LET THINGS GO!

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-12-06 03:57pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Retarded fuckwad morons.

That;s the fucking problem with people everywhere! They CAN'T LET THINGS GO!

Of course. This is what we call 'Texas.'

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-06 04:00pm

Everything is bigger in Texas including STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS and their FUCKING EGOS! Shooting your close friend over a beer - what the FUCK were they thinking? Or were they even thinking in the first place?

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2002-12-06 04:27pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Everything is bigger in Texas including STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS and their FUCKING EGOS! Shooting your close friend over a beer - what the FUCK were they thinking? Or were they even thinking in the first place?

well it was in texas, so i shall field the logical assumption that they were NOT thinking. (or were too damn drunk)

Dirty Harry · Post by **Dirty Harry** » 2002-12-06 04:30pm

[quote="Evil Sadistic Bastard"]Everything is bigger in Texas

Including the domestic disputes it would seem.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2002-12-06 04:32pm

Wow, I would have hate to seen what would have happened had he actually taken something of value.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-06 04:42pm

*Tries to think of something nasty to say about the stupidity of Texans but can't because he's been laughing his ass off looking at the Kelly FAQ thread and eventually gives up and walks away*

Zaku-chan · Post by **Zaku-chan** » 2002-12-06 04:51pm

*tries to say something but gives up because he can't think of anything properly vile*

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-06 04:53pm

*THinks of curses for Zaku-chan for copying him but can't because he's STILL reading the Ask Kelly thread and is laughing his ass off*

Zaku-chan · Post by **Zaku-chan** » 2002-12-06 05:11pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:*THinks of curses for Zaku-chan for copying him but can't because he's STILL reading the Ask Kelly thread and is laughing his ass off*

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-06 05:14pm

KONO KUSOYARO!
KORRA! OITA NA! KISAMA NI ORE O KOROSE ZO!

(Just kidding

)

Zaku-chan · Post by **Zaku-chan** » 2002-12-06 05:47pm

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:KONO KUSOYARO!
KORRA! OITA NA! KISAMA NI ORE O KOROSE ZO!

(Just kidding )

YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME ON?!

guyver · Post by **guyver** » 2002-12-06 06:34pm

O no the red X of death. What shall he do?????

This story is just so wrong, if out of beer go buy more.

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-12-06 06:35pm

NIce anim pic in your sig.
Makes me want to watch the show.

guyver · Post by **guyver** » 2002-12-06 06:36pm

Why thank you. I have the whole set on DVD.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-06 06:47pm

Hell they didn't kill the guy!

A life sentance in Texas means that they thought he was justified....

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-06 06:53pm

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Hell they didn't kill the guy!

A life sentance in Texas means that they thought he was justified....

I was thinking that. Though the lack of premeditation may have made it impossible to charge him with something carrying the death penalty.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-12-06 06:55pm

Thats funny Yosemite. Also life sentences in Texas are life sentences. Unlike other states they usually don't give out paroles.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-06 07:00pm

In Texas, they probably would have executed the guy who drank the last beer, if he survived.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-12-06 08:09pm

You know what they say: "Don't Mess with Texas.......and their beer"