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DON'T YOU TAKE MY LAST BEER, YOU HEATHEN

Posted: 2002-12-06 03:52pm
by haas mark
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... dd_beer_dc

BANDERA, Texas (Reuters) - A jury on Thursday handed a life prison sentence to a Texas man who shot and killed a longtime friend he accused of drinking the last beer in his refrigerator.

Jurors deliberated for less than two hours before passing the sentence on Steven Brasher, 42, for the murder of Willie Lawson, 39, on Nov. 5 last year.

"There was only two beers left, so I took one, and I told Willie not to take my last beer," Brasher said in a taped statement that was played during the trial.

Testimony showed Brasher shot Lawson in the head with a pistol after the two began arguing over the missing beer. Brasher maintained the shooting was an accident.




What. The fuck.

Posted: 2002-12-06 03:56pm
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
Retarded fuckwad morons.

That;s the fucking problem with people everywhere! They CAN'T LET THINGS GO!

Posted: 2002-12-06 03:57pm
by haas mark
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Retarded fuckwad morons.

That;s the fucking problem with people everywhere! They CAN'T LET THINGS GO!
Of course. This is what we call 'Texas.'

Posted: 2002-12-06 04:00pm
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
Everything is bigger in Texas including STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS and their FUCKING EGOS! Shooting your close friend over a beer - what the FUCK were they thinking? Or were they even thinking in the first place?

Posted: 2002-12-06 04:27pm
by Hyperion
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Everything is bigger in Texas including STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS and their FUCKING EGOS! Shooting your close friend over a beer - what the FUCK were they thinking? Or were they even thinking in the first place?
well it was in texas, so i shall field the logical assumption that they were NOT thinking. (or were too damn drunk)

Posted: 2002-12-06 04:30pm
by Dirty Harry
[quote="Evil Sadistic Bastard"]Everything is bigger in Texas

Including the domestic disputes it would seem.

Posted: 2002-12-06 04:32pm
by Joe
Wow, I would have hate to seen what would have happened had he actually taken something of value.

Posted: 2002-12-06 04:42pm
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
*Tries to think of something nasty to say about the stupidity of Texans but can't because he's been laughing his ass off looking at the Kelly FAQ thread and eventually gives up and walks away*

Posted: 2002-12-06 04:51pm
by Zaku-chan
*tries to say something but gives up because he can't think of anything properly vile*

Posted: 2002-12-06 04:53pm
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
*THinks of curses for Zaku-chan for copying him but can't because he's STILL reading the Ask Kelly thread and is laughing his ass off*

Posted: 2002-12-06 05:11pm
by Zaku-chan
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:*THinks of curses for Zaku-chan for copying him but can't because he's STILL reading the Ask Kelly thread and is laughing his ass off*
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Posted: 2002-12-06 05:14pm
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
KONO KUSOYARO!
KORRA! OITA NA! KISAMA NI ORE O KOROSE ZO!

(Just kidding :D )

Posted: 2002-12-06 05:47pm
by Zaku-chan
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:KONO KUSOYARO!
KORRA! OITA NA! KISAMA NI ORE O KOROSE ZO!

(Just kidding :D )
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YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME ON?!

Posted: 2002-12-06 06:34pm
by guyver
O no the red X of death. What shall he do?????


This story is just so wrong, if out of beer go buy more.

Posted: 2002-12-06 06:35pm
by Evil Sadistic Bastard
NIce anim pic in your sig.
Makes me want to watch the show.

Posted: 2002-12-06 06:36pm
by guyver
Why thank you. I have the whole set on DVD.

Posted: 2002-12-06 06:47pm
by The Yosemite Bear
Hell they didn't kill the guy!

A life sentance in Texas means that they thought he was justified....

Posted: 2002-12-06 06:53pm
by Sea Skimmer
THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Hell they didn't kill the guy!

A life sentance in Texas means that they thought he was justified....
I was thinking that. Though the lack of premeditation may have made it impossible to charge him with something carrying the death penalty.

Posted: 2002-12-06 06:55pm
by Raptor 597
:lol: Thats funny Yosemite. Also life sentences in Texas are life sentences. Unlike other states they usually don't give out paroles.

Posted: 2002-12-06 07:00pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
In Texas, they probably would have executed the guy who drank the last beer, if he survived.

Posted: 2002-12-06 08:09pm
by Wicked Pilot
You know what they say: "Don't Mess with Texas.......and their beer"