Hilarious Stern/Shatner Interview Today

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Hilarious Stern/Shatner Interview Today

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William Shatner is always a great guest on the Howard Stern radio show. Today's interview was the best one yet!

STERN: "Were there any whores on the Enterprise, Mr. Shatner?"

SHATNER: "Well there were; we called them actors."


Porn actress Sunset Thomas was also in the studio

STERN: "Sunset, show Mr. Shatner your ass. You see any Klingons back there, Bill?"


STERN: "Did you know James Doohan was missing a finger?"

SHATNER: "He was mising his HEAD."


SHATNER: [to Sunset Thomas] "Isn't it [anal sex] painful?"

STERN: "You should know that, Mr. Shatner; didn't Paramount screw you over on a couple of deals?"


SHATNER: "What's with that title 'Tomorrow Is Yesterday'? It makes no sense."

STERN: "The whole show made no sense!"

SHATNER: "Then you did watch the show!"


STERN: "'Tomorrow is Yesterday' is when the Enterprise hits a black star and gets sent to Earth's past, and is identified as a UFO."

SHATNER: "That was like three episodes!"

[Shatner incorrectly guessed the plot coming from ST4: TVH]
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Post by THEHOOLIGANJEDI »

Heard it today, Shatner is one the show best guest. Kills me all the time.
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Funny indeed. Shatner tries too hit on the porno star, while Stren pokes fun. Oh, thats rich. :lol:
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