Your dumb fantasies

Trekdestroyer · Post by **Trekdestroyer** » 2005-08-29 09:47pm

Everybody has one of them. At some point youv'e wanted to do somthing impossible and out of reach. Most people usualy fantasize about screwing famous actors, playing pro football, being a fictional character because of the actor's wild life and that sort of thing. Then you have the people who want to do the totally crazy stuff like fly around on a cloud, enter in big tournaments, beat the crap out of losers that always are there. Or if you happen to be a Russian, you imagine hijacking an enormous amount of vodka, and drinking it over the course of several days or weeks. I'm sort of interested in what your little insane fantasy is. Come on...the only insane person in here is you.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2005-08-29 09:57pm

I fantasize about "Matrix Jumping". that just seems very liberating. I would jump to work everyday. I also Fantasize about being an X-wing pilot. But only the part where we are slowly, majestically lifting off from Yavin IV.

Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba · Post by **Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba** » 2005-08-29 10:02pm

Being some sort of commando in a sci fi military force, but always having 'God Mode' on.

Matrix Jumping would be freaking cool.

Being, like Batman. Some sort of Teflon-coated super-vigilante using cool powers, martial arts, gadgets and snappy one-liners to fight crime, and occasionally standing on the tallest building in the city and looking down on my citizens before Matrix Jumping off into the night...

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2005-08-29 10:02pm

My Personal Über Fantasy is to have acces to my Mythical "Crossroads Central Control Tower" If you know what it was, you'd want one too...

Pint0 Xtreme · Post by **Pint0 Xtreme** » 2005-08-29 10:21pm

To see a Lambda class Shuttle land in front of my house and see a high ranking Imperial officer walking out, telling me that my ride is ready and an Imperial Star Destroyer is now at my command.

Oh, and owning an X-Wing in today's world too.

President Sharky · Post by **President Sharky** » 2005-08-29 10:22pm

My crazy fantasy is to be a superbeing who can Matrix Jump, cast Force lightning, absorb gunfire with my hands, and use Force TK. I often have dreams where I can do just that, and damn do I hate it when I wake up.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2005-08-29 10:26pm

Lessee, I'd like the "Blue Cube" powers from the animorphs books, but without that lame time limit. I'd really like my own faster than light space ship too. And blue prints for it so I can make more and be really rich. Those two things together would be fucking awesome.

Morilore · Post by **Morilore** » 2005-08-29 10:31pm

I want to see the totality of the visible portion of the Milky Way Galaxy from the outside. With my own eyes.

Matrix Jumping would also kick ass.

Civil War Man · Post by **Civil War Man** » 2005-08-29 10:34pm

1) I want to be a Jedi.

2) I want to have a visible character shield. The kind where's it's obvious I have a character shield. But I don't want to be one of the main characters. Having the plot revolve around me is too much of a hassle. I'd want to be the plucky comic relief. The camera may not follow me all the time, but at least I won't be eaten by the monster waiting around teh corner.

Praxis · Post by **Praxis** » 2005-08-29 10:36pm

Force powers.

18-Till-I-Die · Post by **18-Till-I-Die** » 2005-08-29 10:47pm

Ever since i was twelve, i wanted a lightsaber. I'd give my right arm for a real, functional lightsaber, i wouldnt even use it i'd just put in on my shelf'o'nerdium and think about how fucking BOSS it is to have a REAL lightsaber.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2005-08-29 10:53pm

At this point in my life, I just wish I could go out and legally kill stupid people for fun, harvest their organs, and get paid for it. I'd probably start with the shitbag who goes by the name of Trekdestroyer, then then I'd go whack Drunk Monkey and Dakarne. Because they're stupid and reading their posts makes me sick.

Post by **weemadando** » 2005-08-29 11:01pm

aerius wrote:At this point in my life, I just wish I could go out and legally kill stupid people for fun, harvest their organs, and get paid for it. I'd probably start with the shitbag who goes by the name of Trekdestroyer, then then I'd go whack Drunk Monkey and Dakarne. Because they're stupid and reading their posts makes me sick.

On a related note I often indulge in GTA inspired day-dreams while in traffic. The sheer reckless SHITTINESS of drivers of late has made me wish for a complete lack of firearms laws and a license to kill.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2005-08-29 11:01pm

I want a phaser. With which I could stun people.

"HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON? NOT MUCH, JUST AT A MOVIE THEATER RIGHT NOW. YEAH. YEAH IT'S PRETTY COOL. SO WHERE SHOULD WE MEET UP? YEAH? WELL JERRY SAID-" *BZZZAP*

The Guid · Post by **The Guid** » 2005-08-29 11:03pm

I'd love to be proclaimed (and be) the best debator in the world.

And I'd also love to be genuinly attractive.

Oh and be good at fighting.

And football.

And magic.

Not in that order.

I'd also love to know why people act the way they do. Why, for example, aerius is the only one to have violent tendancies in this thread to people on this forum. Would fascinate me.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2005-08-29 11:14pm

I've always wanted the "standard issue neuralizer" from MIB. "I paid you cash for this car. You must've lost it." "I made an unbelievably good impression on you. You're promoting me."

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2005-08-29 11:16pm

Mine would get O.o reactions from people, so no comment.

Zor · Post by **Zor** » 2005-08-29 11:17pm

Using a Device on my wrist to transform Modern Day earth into the world of various sci-fi universes.

That, and Piloting Megas.

Zor

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2005-08-29 11:19pm

Wake up one day in Knife's Battle of the Hymn Fanfic.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2005-08-29 11:19pm

I have a hero complex. Explains why I joined the USMC.

But my fantasy's usually involve the heroic fight against some horrific enemy. To fight against stagaring odds and to find a way to exsist. To hold hope up like a light in the dark.

The Silence and I · Post by **The Silence and I** » 2005-08-29 11:36pm

I often daydream about having borderline superhero strength, speed, and durability, and then getting into long hand to hand battles with created opponents of rough parity. I also randomly have normal people (sometimes I know them, sometimes it's the guy I just walked past on the street) attack me in my mind. I assign them and myself variable strength and skill and see what happens. Then I have the dark and violent fantasies...

What? I'm violent inside so I don't have to be outside

18-Till-I-Die · Post by **18-Till-I-Die** » 2005-08-29 11:40pm

Knife wrote:I have a hero complex. Explains why I joined the USMC. But my fantasy's usually involve the heroic fight against some horrific enemy. To fight against stagaring odds and to find a way to exsist. To hold hope up like a light in the dark.

Yeah, i know that feeling. When i was a kid, shit, now too sometimes, i always wanted to actually like...i know this sounds weird but i wanted to die saving the world. Like that guy at the end of ID4, ram my plane into the core of an alien ship or the eeeevil Neo-Nazi superweapon or whatever and like save the world. I kind of stopped being so fatalistic later on but the notion still crosses my mind at times. The 'heroic final sacrifice' is sort of a cliche of the stories i write, as it is.

Zero · Post by **Zero** » 2005-08-29 11:45pm

I always wanted to be able to jump off a cliff and die a slow painfull death, but I decided that there are certain things that I should stick around for before I see what that kind of death is like.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2005-08-29 11:47pm

Zero132132 wrote:I always wanted to be able to jump off a cliff and die a slow painfull death, but I decided that there are certain things that I should stick around for before I see what that kind of death is like.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2005-08-29 11:49pm

Knife wrote:
Zero132132 wrote:I always wanted to be able to jump off a cliff and die a slow painfull death, but I decided that there are certain things that I should stick around for before I see what that kind of death is like.

Reminds me of the Futurama episode with the suicide booths. "Oooh, good choice!"