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Playing with RayCav......

Posted: 2002-12-07 01:36pm
by MKSheppard
Fun with our former resident PSYCHO.....who is also quite dense,
it appears apparently....

Yes, Shep can be a sadistic bastard if he wants to...

CMRayCav: where can I find lots of college girls with short skirts?
CMRayCav: HEY WANKER! REPLY DAMNIT!
MKSheppard: at your local college, dumbass
CMRayCav: :-P
CMRayCav: well, tell me more
MKSheppard: Do I have to draw a fucking picture map for you?
CMRayCav: FUCK YEAH
MKSheppard: Just show up with a 1,600x zoom telephoto lens
CMRayCav: and?
MKSheppard: and take pix from the safety of the woods
CMRayCav: of what?
MKSheppard: and then commence the whacking off
CMRayCav: whacking off?
MKSheppard: to the pix
CMRayCav: hehe
CMRayCav: what will I see when I look through this lens of yours?
MKSheppard: up close shots
MKSheppard: you dumbass
MKSheppard: from half a mile away
CMRayCav: of what?
CMRayCav: like, their pussies?:-D
MKSheppard: of college chix
CMRayCav: hehe
CMRayCav: of what on them though?
MKSheppard: you could always get on the roof of a building opposite the dorms
MKSheppard: and play peekaboo
CMRayCav: FUCK YEAH
CMRayCav: hey, there's this chic I've been thinking about and I can't stop thinking about her
CMRayCav: how the hell do I stoop thinking about her?
CMRayCav: yo wanker, what should I do?
MKSheppard: ask her out asshat
CMRayCav: she doesn't fucking like me:-P
MKSheppard: that's what Rohypnol is for
CMRayCav: wha?
MKSheppard: they don't call it the date rape drug for nothin :-D
CMRayCav: :-P
CMRayCav: well, what should I do then/
MKSheppard: Kill her and fuck her corpse for a month
MKSheppard: and when it starts to rot
MKSheppard: chop her up with a chainsaw
MKSheppard: and then jam her body parts into the crawlspace under your home
CMRayCav: why not just cremate her?
MKSheppard: unless you have access to a crematorium it doesn't work

Posted: 2002-12-07 01:39pm
by The Dark
*Thud*<~~~sound of head hitting keyboard

He's really THAT stupid and perverted? Oy vey, I didn't think the two could mix like that.

Posted: 2002-12-07 01:42pm
by Falkenhorst
Holy Shit that boy is a fucking moron.

Posted: 2002-12-07 01:48pm
by NecronLord
*considers shooting shep for the merciless prodding of the lunatic*

Quit it

Posted: 2002-12-07 01:49pm
by Zaku-chan
You probably shouldn't give him ideas like that.

If he's as messed up as several people say he is, he might follow through on them.

Posted: 2002-12-07 01:51pm
by MKSheppard
Zaku-chan wrote:You probably shouldn't give him ideas like that.

If he's as messed up as several people say he is, he might follow through on them.
Either way, I don't give a fucking SHIT

I'm not going to be Mr RayCav's resident shrink that he can talk to
about all his fucking problems!

Simply the fact that I'm TALKING with him when everyone else has
blocked him from their AIM conversations is enough....

The boy can get FUCKING ANNOYING.

Just this morning, he was blabbing to me about how GTA: Vice City
was so great. I unfortunately asked him why.....

Well, its because he loves killing all the bikini clad women in the game!

And this talk went on for 5 minutes!!!! :roll:

Posted: 2002-12-07 01:57pm
by aerius
For some reason stuff like this causes me fits of uncontrolled laughter. This is one of those things that's just so fucked up that all you can do is laugh your ass off.

Posted: 2002-12-07 02:03pm
by NecronLord
Shep, If you aren't his shrink then who is?

Posted: 2002-12-07 02:04pm
by MKSheppard
NecronLord wrote:Shep, If you aren't his shrink then who is?
I have no fucking idea, but I pity the poor bastard.

Posted: 2002-12-07 02:07pm
by SirNitram
You know, Shep, you can block people on AIM. It'd be more civilized than what you're up to.

Posted: 2002-12-07 02:08pm
by Ted
Himself?

Posted: 2002-12-07 02:08pm
by MKSheppard
SirNitram wrote:You know, Shep, you can block people on AIM. It'd be more civilized than what you're up to.
But then....RayCav would have no one to talk to, and we wouldn't have
funny shit like this!

Posted: 2002-12-07 02:33pm
by Sea Skimmer
Ray doesnt see reality correctly. What's new?

Re: Playing with RayCav......

Posted: 2002-12-07 02:38pm
by Anarchist Bunny
MKSheppard wrote:Fun with our former resident PSYCHO.....who is also quite dense,
it appears apparently....

Yes, Shep can be a sadistic bastard if he wants to...
What do you mean can and if?
MKSheppard: that's what Rohypnol is for
Oh good idea fuck nut, giving this pathetic loser an idea he might accually try.
MKSheppard: Kill her and fuck her corpse for a month
MKSheppard: and when it starts to rot
MKSheppard: chop her up with a chainsaw
MKSheppard: and then jam her body parts into the crawlspace under your home
Same as above.

Re: Playing with RayCav......

Posted: 2002-12-07 02:41pm
by MKSheppard
anarchistbunny wrote: Oh good idea fuck nut, giving this pathetic loser an idea he might accually try.
Fuck you.

I blame the media, who told me ALL about the evils of Rohypnol and how
it's a date rape drug in our senselessly saturated soundbite culture...

Until ABC and their ilk started blabbing all over the tube a few years
back about Rohypnol, I had no damn fucking idea WTF it was...

Re: Playing with RayCav......

Posted: 2002-12-07 02:49pm
by Zaku-chan
MKSheppard wrote:Fuck you.

I blame the media, who told me ALL about the evils of Rohypnol and how
it's a date rape drug in our senselessly saturated soundbite culture...

Until ABC and their ilk started blabbing all over the tube a few years
back about Rohypnol, I had no damn fucking idea WTF it was...
That doesn't give you the right to fuck with this guy's clearly messed up head and give him an idea that might land him in jail.

Re: Playing with RayCav......

Posted: 2002-12-07 02:51pm
by Ted
Zaku-chan wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:Fuck you.

I blame the media, who told me ALL about the evils of Rohypnol and how
it's a date rape drug in our senselessly saturated soundbite culture...

Until ABC and their ilk started blabbing all over the tube a few years
back about Rohypnol, I had no damn fucking idea WTF it was...
That doesn't give you the right to fuck with this guy's clearly messed up head and give him an idea that might land him in jail.
Hey, if Ray actually believes all this shit, then even if Shep didn't tell him, he'd find out and do it anyway.

Re: Playing with RayCav......

Posted: 2002-12-07 02:52pm
by MKSheppard
Zaku-chan wrote: That doesn't give you the right to fuck with this guy's clearly messed up head and give him an idea that might land him in jail.
Oh boo hoo fucking hoo. Right now he tried to get me to off someone
for fucking up a Car thread he started on another message board...

Posted: 2002-12-07 03:11pm
by The Yosemite Bear
He AIMed me this morning to tell me that he has a girlfriend. The resident Alpha Nerdette of his highschool....

Posted: 2002-12-07 03:22pm
by Ted
THe Yosemite Bear wrote:He AIMed me this morning to tell me that he has a girlfriend. The resident Alpha Nerdette of his highschool....
He told me that she got excited and turned on by the fact that he's been stalking her for the past 4 years. :shock:
They're most l;ikely gonna go to the same college, and they've even talked about marriage. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Posted: 2002-12-07 03:27pm
by InnerBrat
Wow, that is one major dose of roofies...

Posted: 2002-12-07 03:28pm
by Admiral Valdemar
I am now somewhat glad I can't use AIM at the Uni I goto, Ray always bugged me but he never seemed insane.

Posted: 2002-12-07 04:03pm
by Sea Skimmer
Ted wrote:
THe Yosemite Bear wrote:He AIMed me this morning to tell me that he has a girlfriend. The resident Alpha Nerdette of his highschool....
He told me that she got excited and turned on by the fact that he's been stalking her for the past 4 years. :shock:
They're most l;ikely gonna go to the same college, and they've even talked about marriage. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Wait, you mean Ray might have a chance of reproducing assuming he doesn't render her sterile or dead carrying out one of his fantasy's?!

Posted: 2002-12-07 04:08pm
by Ted
Sea Skimmer wrote:
Ted wrote:
THe Yosemite Bear wrote:He AIMed me this morning to tell me that he has a girlfriend. The resident Alpha Nerdette of his highschool....
He told me that she got excited and turned on by the fact that he's been stalking her for the past 4 years. :shock:
They're most l;ikely gonna go to the same college, and they've even talked about marriage. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Wait, you mean Ray might have a chance of reproducing assuming he doesn't render her sterile or dead carrying out one of his fantasy's?!
Yep, sad but true. :(

Posted: 2002-12-07 04:10pm
by Zaku-chan
Sea Skimmer wrote:Wait, you mean Ray might have a chance of reproducing assuming he doesn't render her sterile or dead carrying out one of his fantasy's?!
Um...are you serious?