What Sci-Fi computer toys would you want
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What Sci-Fi computer toys would you want
Ok, these keyboards and trackballs are too laggy I want some Cyberpunk "Wetware"
ok, toss in a Bolo Quantum chamber to give me direct FTL interface with other computers, hmm, what else....
ok, toss in a Bolo Quantum chamber to give me direct FTL interface with other computers, hmm, what else....
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So many choices. While it would actually be low on my list, having the hard drive of R2D2 would be great. Anything that can store the plans to the Death Star has got to be good.
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Man, if I had an R2 droid I'd never have to work or worry about money. My trusty R2 could fix all my finances for me, I could have it transfer all of Bill Gate's money to my secret hidden accounts. I could probably take over the world's finances with an R2 at my service. Voice recognition too, that would be pretty handy as well.Sardaukar wrote:Yeah, an R2 unit would be cool. It would make for a good pet as well as a top-notch computer. All it'd need is a USB plug so it can hack the internet to get money
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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What a supriseDarth Wong wrote:Guri.
Incidentally, I'd want a Culture Mind that was under my complete control..Either that or Cortana under my complete control, and non-Rampant (if that can even happen to HALO AIs)
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Damn! He beat me to it!Darth Wong wrote:Guri.
Okay.... a holodeck!
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YessssssssssExonerate wrote:Hmm... 3D Porn...
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A Heavy Gear. I just like the idea of a battle suit with a Neural Net AI that can learn and is trained to not allow its pilot to come to harm. Learning to maneuver it would be a bitch, but hey, nothing's perfect.
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I can do all that and more on the fly in my holodeck.Captain tycho wrote:How about 300 Guri's?Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:YessssssssssExonerate wrote:Hmm... 3D Porn...
But 300 Guris is good too...
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