What Sci-Fi computer toys would you want

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What Sci-Fi computer toys would you want

Post by The Yosemite Bear »

Ok, these keyboards and trackballs are too laggy I want some Cyberpunk "Wetware" :twisted:

ok, toss in a Bolo Quantum chamber to give me direct FTL interface with other computers, hmm, what else....
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IFS implants. Gotta have the IFS implants. 8)
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Give me the Magi, and I will hack the world :twisted:

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So many choices. While it would actually be low on my list, having the hard drive of R2D2 would be great. Anything that can store the plans to the Death Star has got to be good.
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Worthwhile voice recognition. Saves the RSI later on in life.
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Yeah, an R2 unit would be cool. It would make for a good pet as well as a top-notch computer. All it'd need is a USB plug so it can hack the internet to get money
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Sardaukar wrote:Yeah, an R2 unit would be cool. It would make for a good pet as well as a top-notch computer. All it'd need is a USB plug so it can hack the internet to get money
Man, if I had an R2 droid I'd never have to work or worry about money. My trusty R2 could fix all my finances for me, I could have it transfer all of Bill Gate's money to my secret hidden accounts. I could probably take over the world's finances with an R2 at my service. Voice recognition too, that would be pretty handy as well.
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I would like a Shadow Run sytle data jack and a Cyberdeck.
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Guri.
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Darth Wong wrote:Guri.
What a suprise :lol:

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A Bolo Mk. 33... :twisted:
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I want a HAL/SHODAN composite system with an R2 as a remote interface.

And the AI construct from the Ender series as my "physical" OS.
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ROMMI :twisted:

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REAL 3D

<edit>if i think about it again, i´d like the star trek holodek</edit>
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Darth Wong wrote:Guri.
Damn! He beat me to it!

Okay.... a holodeck!
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Hmm... 3D Porn... :twisted:

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Exonerate wrote:Hmm... 3D Porn... :twisted:
Yessssssssss
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Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
Exonerate wrote:Hmm... 3D Porn... :twisted:
Yessssssssss
How about 300 Guri's?
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How about a Culture GSV? :D
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A Heavy Gear. I just like the idea of a battle suit with a Neural Net AI that can learn and is trained to not allow its pilot to come to harm. Learning to maneuver it would be a bitch, but hey, nothing's perfect.
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Captain tycho wrote:
Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:
Exonerate wrote:Hmm... 3D Porn... :twisted:
Yessssssssss
How about 300 Guri's?
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I can do all that and more on the fly in my holodeck.
But 300 Guris is good too...
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Get one of those droids from SW with human flesh... Hmm... :wink:

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Guri's nice, it's too bad everyone beat me to her.
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