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Star Destroyer.net Unified phpBB Facist Directorate

Posted: 2002-07-30 10:44am
by Azeron
Seeing as how there are about 2 groups on this board:

1) Good Looking intelligent cool Facists
2) Fat Communist Slobs who can't appreicate the curves of a woman

That in effect that we the members of group one, the Facists shuld form the STar Destroyer.net Unified Facist Directorate or STUD's for short. HTe purpose of this Directorate is to establish a heirarchy of have and have nots on this boardss, with us facists haveing and them the commies not.

Plan
Reorganize the board taking away the democratic and terrorize the board members and force them to submit to our decrees. Remeber they are the worker class so they are not really human, just monkeys lving in countries with strange sounding names.

I also declare that thew rest of the board, the commies belong to
Fat Communist Slobs who can't appreicate the curves of a womans Union or FAT ASS for short. The pupose of this union is to submit to the Will of Studs and get trampled on.

Facists please sign up here on this thread.

Re: Star Destroyer.net Unified phpBB Facist Directorate

Posted: 2002-07-30 10:57am
by Darth Wong
Azeron, it has always been my experience that the guys who brag the most about their fantastic sexual exploits are the guys who get the least sex, not the most. You sound like one of those puffed-up braggarts to me.

Posted: 2002-07-30 11:03am
by Mr Bean
One I'm not in the least bit fasisht though my World Domniation Goals tend to be similar in theory to Fasisim

And we do have Communists here


And JWs! :D
Yep we have a Theorcray here too

Posted: 2002-07-30 11:04am
by Azeron
The thread is humorous, get over it.

I don;t think I have gotten much more or less than any other guy. maybe less, I go for quality, and aside from a 3some which sort came out of some fertility ritual I was just fortunate to be around when it happened, I have never had a 1 night stand.

Other than that, all the girls I have had were in long term relationships ( < 6 months), with who I knew for quite a while before we got together.

I personnaly don;t think 6 girls over a 7 year period is really much.

Posted: 2002-07-30 11:08am
by Crazy_Vasey
Uhh well according to the political compass site I am dead centre almost.

http://www.politicalcompass.org/ is URl for anyone who fancies a go.

Re: Star Destroyer.net Unified phpBB Facist Directorate

Posted: 2002-07-30 02:19pm
by Pablo Sanchez
Azeron wrote:Facists please sign up here on this thread.
Yes, please do so.

/brings out clipboard marked "KRD" and prepares to take down names

Posted: 2002-07-30 04:13pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Azeron, do you get your dating tips from men who have spent more time with women that you, like, say, Cliff Claven?

Re: Star Destroyer.net Unified phpBB Facist Directorate

Posted: 2002-07-30 05:50pm
by Mr. B
Pablo Sanchez wrote:
Azeron wrote:Facists please sign up here on this thread.
Yes, please do so.

/brings out clipboard marked "KRD" and prepares to take down names
Mr. B takes out dusty Ak-47 with "Nazi Hunter" engraved on it. Along with several notches.

Posted: 2002-07-30 11:28pm
by Doomriser
Man, I really, really, really wish I could find that "Crush the fascist reptile" Soviet poster from World War II. It was in a book but I can't find it on the 'net.

Posted: 2002-07-31 08:26am
by Meghel
I know which one you mean.

But the below one is also good:

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Posted: 2002-07-31 08:30am
by Admiral Valdemar
My God man, Azeron do the world a favour and drive that keyboard down your throat!

Re: Star Destroyer.net Unified phpBB Facist Directorate

Posted: 2002-07-31 08:48am
by Eleas
"Yes, please do so.

/brings out clipboard marked "KRD" and prepares to take down names"


Commisar Sanchezki, is it too late to join the glorious proletariat? I wish to protect the Rodina from the fascist imperialists while occasionally having sex with a beautiful female assistant. Can this be arranged?

Re: Star Destroyer.net Unified phpBB Facist Directorate

Posted: 2002-07-31 08:50am
by Pablo Sanchez
Eleas wrote:Commisar Sanchezki, is it too late to join the glorious proletariat? I wish to protect the Rodina from the fascist imperialists while occasionally having sex with a beautiful female assistant. Can this be arranged?


Yes, but you have to find your own assistant.

Re: Star Destroyer.net Unified phpBB Facist Directorate

Posted: 2002-07-31 08:52am
by Eleas
"Yes, but you have to find your own assistant."

Will do. *pulls out entrenchment tool, and whipes it clean of dried blood*

"Azeron, it has always been my experience that the guys who brag the most about their fantastic sexual exploits are the guys who get the least sex, not the most. You sound like one of those puffed-up braggarts to me."

That's not at all true. If that were true, I'd get nothing done all day because I'd be describing all the hot chicks I've laid... uh... whoops...

Dammit, have to delete it quickly... fuck, the delete button vanished...

Moderator? A little help here? :shock:

Re: Star Destroyer.net Unified phpBB Facist Directorate

Posted: 2002-07-31 08:55am
by Cpt_Frank
Mr. B wrote:
Pablo Sanchez wrote:
Azeron wrote:Facists please sign up here on this thread.
Yes, please do so.

/brings out clipboard marked "KRD" and prepares to take down names
Mr. B takes out dusty Ak-47 with "Nazi Hunter" engraved on it. Along with several notches.
In case you don't know, WWII ended in 1945, 2 years before the AK 47 was ready. You'll have to stick with the PPSH-41 Nazi Hunter or the Mosin-Nagant 1944 Nazi Hunter. Btw, in the political ideology thread there were some guys who said they were fascists? Now where are those?
*loads the .50 Browning HMG.*

Posted: 2002-07-31 10:06am
by Grand Admiral Thrawn
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Posted: 2002-07-31 12:00pm
by Azeron
I, Azeron, am a moron.

humor is all well and good, but sometimes you just need to shut up.
--Pablo

Posted: 2002-07-31 12:05pm
by Cpt_Frank
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Join MARSI!

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I'm in.